carolyze this

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

You listen to cake to experience the feeling of “oh! There’s something wrong with you ❤️”

i think manousos and helen are kindred spirits bc they both at the end of the day are people with endless patience for carol sturka but who won’t let her get away with her bullshit and once she realizes that the plurb is toast

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

Rhea Seehorn once again nominated for an emmy. dear academy: I have a gun.