carolyze this

butch who says things like “gotta get back home to the mrs,” “the wife’s got special plans for us this weekend” when they talk about their femme at work

just really thinking about this once again today

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[ID: a tweet by hannah @/shamediarist that reads: "they knocked down a historic porn theater in rochester to make a walgreens parking lot and now the walgreens is closed. what was it all for". a quote retweet by @/Saveydro is a picture of joni mitchell with a speech bubble. /end ID]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence