carolyze this

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

Armpit hair just completes the look tbh. Tank tops look so goofy without it.

Questions for butches and femmes: which are you and what's your drink of choice?

the problem with "reimagings" of classic lit excpet now the female character is badass is that like. It's not a very imaginative reimagining if all of the reimagined female characters have the same bog standard "YA female protagonist" personality, is it?

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

can everything be about me for once instead of the vampire almond or the vampire lostat

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv