carolyze this

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

Getting into perfume makes you question your sanity. You think you won't become like the people on Fragrantica who have favorite scents for hiking and that you just like to smell nice, but then one day you will think, "Hmm, what perfume should I wear to bed?" And that's when you know you've gone insane. "Which one would be best for the farmer's market?" I've lost my mind.

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

Just because it's a more "masculine" scent does not make it cologne! Cologne is an actual thing! A cologne is just a fragrance with high concentration of alcohol/low concentration oil! ENOUGH. Unshackle yourself from gendered scents. Every scent is for everyone. I used to fuck a dude who wore euphoria pour femme. Who gives a shit.

I was so real for this.

I hope Hannah Einbinder continues to get roles where she is a loser lesbian thirsting for older women forever and ever

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽