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dex had returned from a horrendous shift at work. his expression lines were more noticeable when he was angry, and you knew it very well.

you waited until you both went up to the room you shared and listened to him talking about everything that had happened during his day. however, you couldn't concentrate. all because of him. all because his damn body.

dex's body was something you always secretly admired—his slender, muscular figure, his broad shoulders, his prominent hands, and his arms. his. fucking. arms.

to say that you often got distracted in everyday situations, focusing more on the movements of his arms than on what he was saying, was an understatement, or rather, a huge understatement.

you wasted no time in moving closer to him and kissing him, silencing all his complaints about work once and for all. your lips moved slowly over his, licking them lightly just to tease him, biting them while you whispered sweet compliments, making him nervous.

then dex's gaze softened in an instant, his hands straddling your waist and guiding you toward the bed, refusing to take no for an answer. he was back, and you wanted him to keep being so affectionate and flirtatious until all his stress dissipated.

but that charming demeanor vanished as the hours passed. you see, you really didn't think it would end like this—i mean in your mind, a few kisses and compliments would be all it took to make your boyfriend's stress disappear.

to no one's surprise, it didn't.

your chest was now pressed against the sheets, bare nipples brushing against the fabric and your ass exposed as exd fucked you in doggy-style.

you could hear the splatter of your skin against each other with every thrust—splat! thrust! was all that could be heard in the room.

"d—dex, don't stop.." you whine against the mattress, grinding on his low abdomen just for him to hit your g-spot better. his tip was brushing against your cervix so fucking good, making you go blank as he thrust even harder.

ben just rubbed his index on your puffy clit, keeping his pace on you.

"y're making a lot of noise there, sweetheart," he muffles softly.

then suuddenly, his right arm cornered your face, positioning himself perfectly so that part of his forearm was close to your mouth. you were too dumb-fucked to even respond to your boyfriend's words, so you decided to trap his skin with your teeth, biting it and using it as a muzzle while he continued railing you.

"fuck, look at you," he laughed, making you feel small against his frame. "lookin' like a damn puppy while bittin' me off."

all you could do was whimper and cling to him tighter. your orgasm was getting closer and closer, and you felt like it would destroy you if he ever tried to stop.

a few small tears streamed down your face, muffling your boyfriend's name as your legs trembled harder. he knew you were close; he could sense it from the way your pussy gripped on his cock.

"atta girl, milking my cock out," dex moaned near your ear, gasping as himself felt closer to cumming. "m'gonna fill y'up so—fucking good.. and y're gonna take it.."

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doing friends with benefits with dex is actually a full-on work duty because ... this man is crazy, head over heels for you and your body.

especially when you let him fuck your cunt—all loaded up with his cum and the glistering sound of his balls crashing against your pussy within every thrust it's just: chef kiss. absolutely incredible.

your legs might be trembling, and yet he'll be behind you, gripping your waist so tightly he'll surely leave his fingertips etched into your sides. he's big, and when i say big, i mean HUGE. all caps included.

it took you ages to get used to his size, even though his pace is slow sometimes—it's still common for you to have to cover your mouth so none of his roommates can hear you moaning from how good his cock feels thrusting and kissing your cervix.

he doesn't shy away, he's very smug about it. prasing how good your walls are gripping his dick, leting out some low moans against your ear while biting it. you can't push him away.

"gosh, i missed this," he would say between each thrust. "take your time darling, 'cause ain't going nowhere until this—fuck! this pretty cunt of yours is dripping with my cum."

your vision turned blank. you had become a bundle of moans that only bore his name: "dex," "oh fuck—right there!," "'s too much, i feel like m'gonna pee myself!" is all you can say. and yet again, that only encourages him to keep hitting your cervix until you see stars.

that's the biggest benefit dex gets from agreeing to these kinds of encounters with you. because no matter what, even though you have countless dates with guys, he knows perfectly well that after them you'll run straight into his arms. begging for him to fuck you and remind you he's the only one who knows you better than anyone.

that's what best friends are for, right?

The half-circles are called zaï! They're a traditional farming practice in the Sahel desert, and their introduction + reintroduction can be largely credited to Yacouba Sawadogo, the man linked above! He reintroduced and innovated on the zaï on his own farm in the 1980s, and did extensive outreach (along with scientist Mathieu Ouédraogo) to encourage other farmers to adopt them as well.

He also promoted the use of cordons pierreux, which are basically just lines of rocks to reduce erosion, preserve sediments, and increase water absorption.

Obviously we know Soldier Boy and Liberty so i'm not including them, BUT! BOMBSIGHT:

Lowk has the vibes of that one guy in school who everyone assumes is some macho big man asshole but hes actually really nice when you talk to him.

Really sweet. Like idk he just gives the vibes of someone who definitely calls his mother 'ma' and is a total sweetheart mama's boy

probably the 'nicest' out of the four. And if they (hopefully) are friends/work friends then the other three definitely tease him about being so nice.

Thats partially why him nd Soldier Boy have beef cuz they both represent everything eachother isnt. Ben hates Robbie because he served in the air force, is very sweet & generally seems to be stronger/more durable than Ben is. Robbie hates Ben because he's a big, macho man who doesn't take shit from anyone, as well as getting everyones approval.

Also assuming his addiction is going to be mentioned in Vought Rising as an ongoing thing, He probably started doing drugs to handle the PTSD from the war.

TORPEDO:

Probably the most 'traditional' out of the four. Not in the same way ben is, but he just looks like he'd be really strict. Like he was the type of kid who went to a private school and used to tell on other kids if they were out of uniform. Not maliciously. He just really likes rules.

Thats why his hero outfit is basically just a tighter navy outfit. Dude really likes structure and rules.

He and Soldier Boy probably get along the best because he looks like a generally no-nonsense kind of guy. But that all goes out the window in his personal life.

In his personal life, hes actually really funny, probably drinks alot. He seems to be a navy vet, but we don't really know his age, so depending on how old he is, I'm assuming he has some type of PTSD from the second world war.

Possibly gay. But thats partially based on who kripke is and knowing kripke would totally make the one dude in the navy a gay guy because haha funny.

PRIVATE ANGEL:

if kripke were REALLY woke he'd make angel gay but you didnt hear that from me.

Considering clara is already filling the "crude-but-hot" section, and I don't think kripke would want two characters doing the same thing. I think she's going to be a very 1950s all-american sweetheart.

Or thats how Vought brands her.

But she either loves it or HATES it with every fibre of her being.

Did really well in school, but decided to join the US Army to serve.

Contrary to what everyone thinks, I think she probably wanted to be in the Air Force. During WW2, Women couldn't officially join the air force, so her next choice was WASPs or Medical Corps.

Knowing what kripke's characters are like, The whole 'her power is related to sex' thing could definitely be true. But I think it would be way cooler if her powers were actually way stronger

So I was thinking about unicorns a lot a while back and now I've got at least 4 subspecies inhabiting the headworld and now you're going to get to learn about them!

Most common and what most centaurs think of when you say unicorn is the above, the Common or Dwarf unicorn! They were made almost entirely from goats and they remain essentially goats with a single horn, usually fairly straight and curving backwards, but there are many different varieties as they are treasured as fine pets and decent livestock, kept for their company, milk, and meat just like goats. Thankfully their attitudes are closer to mini horses than goats, adding to their favor as pets, but they're still quite mischievous as opposed to their more capricious goat cousins.

Next most common, but still fairly rare, is the "True" unicorn! These ethereal beasts are known bastards! Long, fine boned, strong and tough as nails despite their delicate looks these war mounts are visually the closest to a traditional unicorn other than the sparse mane and tail - thought to be owed to the clear base of the breed being Akhal Teke horses. Unfortunately their attitudes do not match their beauty as they are through and through war horses. Used almost exclusively in the eastern kingdom as nobles and knights mounts in their neverending skirmish wars these beasts bond to exactly ONE person at a time and everyone else is liable to be bitten at best, run through with that horn at worst. An absolute nightmare to stablehands throughout their range, they are finicky and aggressive to horses and humans alike making them difficult to keep. They are shockingly intelligent and KNOW how to use that horn to its greatest effect, leading to the nickname of 'Fencers' Even in their native range they're not super common due to the aformentioned difficulties in keeping them and the fact that they frequently prefer to fight one another than breed.

Most rare and least understood is the 'Heraldic' unicorn, these stately but wild creatures are as beloved as they are dangerous. They tend to just appear out of the wilds to those they choose as riders, and are well known for their loyalty and gentle dispositions in times of peace and as deadly war mounts in battle, leading to an enormous amount of legends around them. They are the mounts of kings and explorers, nobles and common adventurers, most who wind up with one of these creatures live extraordinary lives. They also require a significant amount of protein in their diets, and if it is not provided they will acquire it.