May 11
First base: mutual trauma dumping.
Second base: anal, probably.
Third base: I make eye contact without you having to grab my face.
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First base: mutual trauma dumping.
Second base: anal, probably.
Third base: I make eye contact without you having to grab my face.
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Ok here it is! This is the Sanders Sides joke I finally figured out! ⚾️😂
This joke never made sense to me because, while I had heard of this Abbott & Costello sketch, I’d never listened to the entire thing before yesterday so… here ya go! Now you know too ☺️
Here’s the whole sketch if you’re interested!
Third base is when I lift up my shirt and let you see the gaping sucking chest wound that’s a black hole of want and need and desire and emptiness that will never ever be filled or satisfied 🥰
third base is logging me into your members only exclusive content account on the jrwi website so I can watch UPP @amratlovesjrwi
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Steve: Third base is letting you bring me to the hospital when I have a concussion
Eddie:
Steve:
Robin: So you've never done third base? Ha
Eddie: HOW MANY CONCUSSIONS HAVE YOU HAD?
Steve:
Robin:
Jonathan: Third base for me is talking about my dad...
Nancy: So we...? Oh god no, I'm lesbian
Jonathan: Thanks
Argyle: Third base is if I tell you my secrets for my hair
Steve, blushing: You told me them before
Argyle *winks*
Nancy: Third base is letting you into my room and letting you look around
Robin: You let me do that!!
Nancy: No I didn't! You just did it without permission
Robin, shrugging: Anyways, third base for me is like probably me letting you pick my outfit
Nancy:
Nancy, blushing: Fuck you
Eddie: Third base is letting you touch my guitar
Steve: You don't even let me within five feet of it
Eddie: You're a clumsy man! I don't want you to hurt her!
you can’t raise a kid in a religion steeped in metaphors of bread and wine as blood and flesh to be consumed and expect them to not get really into cannibalism as a metaphor for passion. not sure what you were expecting.
Third base is me telling you about the Muppet Joker