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@your-stranger-halfblood-things
Stu: If you take the 's' outta you screaming, it'll just be you creaming
Billy:
Billy: I'm going to beat your ass
Stu: Without the 'b', you'll eat my ass
Billy: Nevermind, I'm just gonna fucking kill you right here
Stu: After eating my ass and creaming or-?
Billy *punches him*
Stu *lovey dovey eyes*
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Stu tries to buy Billy more CDs, but the shorter teen just scowls and tells him to stop wasting his money when the library is down the block from school and they can just check out music there. But Stu is like, "don't you want to be able to keep the disc for more than a week?"
And Billy just shrugs. "I could always check it out again."
"But-"
"Jeez, Stu! Not everyone can just buy music and movies when they see them in the store," Billy seethed. "Just let me stick to my fucking system," he finished before storming off, newly checked-out Oingo Boingo CDs clutched in his hands.
Stu just watched him go, muttering something about how "Billy would be caught dead reading in a library, but spends too long in the music section, just for him to ditch me as soon as we leave the building" before chasing the other teen down the block
Oh you know Spider Man's quips get more aggressive when he's on his period. You know he barely bothers entertaining his opponent with humor when his cramps are bad. You know that he needs to change a pad when he leaves a sticky note on the villain with "-your friendly neighborhood spiderman" spelled ferociously and not his usual, neat and nerdy handwriting
Batman, searching the streets of Gotham for Joker because he made the top five headlines in the morning news. And Joker, spinning around in the office chair by the screens in the batcave, as he waits for his lover to come home (Batman doesn't know he's there) (shit's about to go down)
Can everyone please proceed with caution, but with the intent to report this user
(racial slur usage and self proclaimed...a lot of bad shit)
I posted a Gravity Falls post and got this response. It had nothing to do with the post and made me sick. I pressed on the profile and it led me to. Welp. Yeah. Proceed with caution
Apparently this user targets Gravity Falls posts, which is shitty on its own, but knowing that the show is for kids and there are many minors on this website sickens me. I'm sure everyone on this website has been exposed to disgusting people like this, despite their age, but I think @tumblr should be a safe space, especially for people (including minors) who just want to be involved with fellow fandom fans and early internet treasures.
These type of users ruin that experience for everyone. There is no positive gain for anyone by seeing posts like these. Instead of building community, posts like these scare people from even trying to form a community in the first place.
Hateful speech is not allowed in my comments and should not be allowed on @tumblr. This goes far beyond debating pizza toppings. Human rights aren't up for debate.
I would appreciate it if you guys took the time to report this user. Feel free to scan the profile for yourself, but I do want you that there's a lot going on. This user has bashed on other users for speaking out against them, but line was passed too long ago, so-
Thank you for your time and help on this matter
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Stu: Imma do a bubble show right now
Billy:
Billy: Where's the bubbles-
Stu *spits on Billy*
Billy:
Billy: Stu...
Stu, grinning devilishly: Bubble. Show.
Billy, staring up at him: Stu.... Do it again
rip stuilly, you guys are NOT missing out on porn bots
Stu got banned from the tire swing at the local park as a kid. He was "too chaotic" to be playing on some of the playground equipment and was a "threat" to other children's safety
"I'm close," Stu croaked out, gasping as Billy's hands swept over his glistening skin. "So close, baby."
Billy looked at the blood pooling around Stu's body and the shakiness of his lips as he tried to breathe. "I know, Stu, just keep holding on for me."
"Don't know how much longer I can last," Stu muttered. He tried to lift his arm to hold onto Billy, but his arm lay limp in the puddle by his side. "Please, I'm so close. Please let me-"
Billy brushed sweaty bangs out of Stu's hair as his own stomach filled with bile. "You did so good for me, Stu, go on, go on," he said, caressing Stu's damaged face in his hands. "Go on," he cried, cradling Stu's head as he choked on his own blood. "So good, so good."
And his tears made little marks in the blood on Stu's face. He clutched the lifeless body of Stu for what felt like hours, drenched in his blood and his sweat, and both of their tears. And fuck, Stu even begged him for the release of death, like Billy still had control over that.
Billy wiped his face in frustration, but mostly just smeared his best friend's blood all over his skin.
Stu had been so good, so good for him. So loyal and loving. And now he was just a cooling body. The regret of not letting Stu pick the last movie yesterday was eating him up. He was gone. There are no more movies. Stu can't pick the movie anymore.
"Fuck!" Billy cried out, hot tears running down his face. He dropped onto Stu's lifeless body and wrapped his arms around the limp corpse. He buried his face in Stu's shirt and sobbed. Just sobbed. Finally showing Stu all the emotions he'd been hiding for years
Ford buying a dog bed for Fiddleford's house, that way when he comes back from ocean travels, he can sleep on the bed with his partner and Fiddleford's racoon "wife" can have her own sleeping area on the ground
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Stu is the type of guy who is like "I can do a backflip, look Billy, watch me do a backflip!" And then proceed to fall flat on his face and end up with a bloody nose
Stu once thrifted a scarf and Billy rolled his eyes, telling Stu how useless the purchase was because they live in Woodsboro, where the weather is never even glove season
He then proceeds to put the scarf to good use by choking Stu with it while they get off
"Damn, Faceache, what happened to your face?" Murdoc asked, pulling on 2d's belt loops and tucking the singer between him and the counter.
"Nicked myself while shaving," they replied with a yawn. They pressed their forehead against Murdoc's hair. "Do I get a kiss so it heals faster?"
Murdoc barked out a laugh. "Still believe in the tooth fairy too?"
"Considering I'm getting paid terribly and I'm missing teeth, yes. Yes, I do hope she exists," they said instantly.
Murdoc's smile dropped and he stared at 2d's blank expression. "Okay fine, I'll kiss it better..." he grumbled as he cupped 2d's bandaged face
Murdoc coughing so loudly that it wakes him and 2d up, just hacking out his guts and he can't stop choking. And 2d is bolted upright, pounding on his back, being like, "ya all right, mate?" And Murdoc is wheezing, tears springing from his eyes, before he hacks up a blue hairball.
2d and Murdoc both look at it before Murdoc grunts and shuffles back under the covers as if nothing happened. And 2d is really concerned. For so many reasons. They're rethinking life right now
Billy just fucking carving phrases into Stu's skin because he can, because he owns him and needs everyone who so much as looks at Stu to know that.
Billy just having Stu lay on his stomach as he cradles his thighs, blade running across Stu's back, and blood pooling around them.
"What's it say, B?" Stu asks, body jerking against the floor and drool falling from his lips.
"It says, 'Lost dog: if found, return to his owner.'" Billy will reply as he shoves Stu's face into the floorboards. "Fucking pathetic puppy," he says, just degrading him further, but Stu with withers around in pleasure, trying to chase some sort of release
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I think Stranger Things taking place in the 80s was the right move. Not because of the nostalgic frames and plots based on time accurate world events, but also because there would be no way in hell that Steve could sneak into the Wheeler household with a fucking ring doorbell or some shit that talks out loud when it senses motion
Steve is known for sneaking through windows, and that has gotten increasing more difficult with all these new fancy camera doorbells. Bro would not survive the modern day. Bro wouldn't even be the same character
Stu: We gotta bring in the special forces
Stu *picks up the orange cat from the floor*
Billy *face palms*
