Ayyy Lmao

yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

like I cant even talk about my terror thoughts bc I still dont know anyone's names

when sweetboy whatshisface died thinking his daddy was leaving him for dead....fucked up forever and ever

sometimes the terror tag on this godless website makes no goddamn sense i’m genuinely like who tf are you talking about and people in the tag will be like i miss sir smedley smeeden smock i can’t believe he’s gone 💔 buddy the guy had 20 seconds of screen time zero lines and got eaten by the fucking bear

Polar Heritage Post

i know we’re being hunted for sport right now by a giant supernatural bear we’ve angered but we have GOT to do something about the sodomy problem we have on this boat

Terror Heritage Post

Was anyone gonna tell me that there's a Creature in The Terror. I thought it was just about 20 men named John sucking and fucking and eating each other in the Arctic.

Terror Heritage Post

not now kitten daddy’s fallen into the crevasse

your maid fucking bit me. look at me. i know you told her to do that. she wouldn't do that if you didn't tell her. it was calculated and businesslike

helloooo british government id like to have a william money pleaseee. yeah i need to take a leaky whaling ship to fuck-all-ville population penguin. for the reason of if i dont do it some fucking norwegian is going to. we cannot let this happen

Men don’t refer to one another as “my dear” anymore and that’s just the beginning of what’s wrong with the world