Ayyy Lmao

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

jobs for women who prioritise taking it easy and chillaxing forever

What's a book written by a woman that changed your life or that you consider a classic? Any genre, any language.

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop