day one team recap!!!!!! (for my own benefit mostly)
first of all the big bad “apocalypse”. i am laughing at minutetech this was definitely his idea anyways the team is minute, clownpierce, sb737, and rekrap2. they are the biggest threats as of right now, someone said clown is already on 16 hearts??? i believe it anyway this is the team where not a single one of them is streaming. i’m so fucking mad about it too i miss my timekillers so bad
the next big team and the one i’ve been watching is the “daycare” aka cute baby daycare aka the vocal stimming team. mapicc, manepear, ashswag, and spoke as well as leo officially joining the team a little later on. they spent more time quoting memes at each other than getting shit done and the vibes are absolute peak. as far as streaming mapicc is streaming until he gets 20 hearts and uhhhh last i checked he’s on 9. so it might be a while also ash streamed a bit yesterday so hopefully he’ll stream again later today
next is “wham!” and i’ll be honest i have not been paying attention to them ive been locked in on the daycare. but the team is hannah, jojosolos, 4cvit, woogie, and midmysticx, and from what i could tell they were pretty chill, i know woogie and jojo were grinding reallyyyy late so they might be geared up we’ll see!! and all of them streamed yesterday YIPPEE
then we have “team ragebait” which uhhh. yeah i will not be watching for my own sanity they scare me. pangi, derapchu, theterrain, and mrcube6. lowkey i don’t see them being a big threat at least pvp wise but we’ll see. pangi is about to finish his 24 hour stream and derap is also a regular streamer so this is definitely a pov you could choose idk why tho
then “team vlc media player” or team traffic cone or whatever. squiddo, baconwaffles, and pili dtowncat aka PEAK THE BEST TEAM EVER they are not stealing any hearts. but i love them anyway. bacon has kind of been the main strategist which is how you know this team is washed. i don’t even care bro this is such a good team also pili is going to be streaming a lot and i am so excited i missed twelve hour pili grind streams
those are the biggest teams, we also have a few duos going on, pentar and yungwill are teamed up and i’ve heard yungwill is a pretty good pvper so i think they might be a threat soon but idk. yayyyy steve duo!!! also reddoons and spepticle are working together again (!!!!) ill be honest i have no idea what they’re working on i just had red’s stream open for a bit. but yeah (edit: the lovely @shark-smuggler has told me that redd and spep are also working with jepex to abuse a firework crossbow damage glitch (??) that wasn’t patched for the new season. jepex vs manepear duel incoming)
and the solo players so far are princezam, my darling beautiful princess who craves community but can never trust any teammate and after the last season she had i really can’t blame her. zam was briefly working with the daycare because they all hate the apocalypse but lowkey she was just there to hang and i respect it. go my independent queen
jumperwho is also solo and she’s doing another psychological experiment on lifesteal yay!!!!!!! torture them some more for me jumper i don’t know exactly what she’s doing, i heard someone say it was like groundhog day??? on my list of vods to watch at some point for sure she’s so fascinating i want to put her in a jar and shake her around
ANYWAYS. that’s my team recap from a mostly daycare pov please add anything i missed!!!!! i feel like i might be forgetting a team but idk!!!!!!! we are lifesteal rahhhh!!!!!!
