#leowook

Your so-called brotherhood

22:00

Spoke, narrating: We uncovered a compass that would let us infiltrate the mafia *cut* Spoke: OH SHOOT OH SHOOT OH SHOOT-

5:27

Spoke: We need to somehow kill them Spoke: I don’t have any TnT minecarts Planet: What about dripstone maybe Spoke: Do you somehow have dripstone Planet: Yeah Spoke: Wh-why do you have dripstone? Planet: I’ve been getting into collecting it recently Spoke: Okay how much do you have? Planet: Sixty four Spoke: Okay that’s perfect

6:56 LEO????

16:30

Spoke: Planet what are you gonna hold as your unique item? Planet: I’m gonna hold an observer Planet: Because I observe everything

18:00

Spoke: *accidentally places George Jr* Spoke: NONONONONONO Spoke: Nononononno Spoke: Not another fish bruh

Spoke how many George Juniors have there been 😭 I swear he was yellow before

18:35

Leo: So in Mafia City they actually have snitching propaganda Leo: One of the slogans is “Snitches stop crashes before trouble dashes”

19:57

Spoke, writing on the sign: You smell like poop Leo: No don’t say that Spoke: Hee hee hee hee Random Mafia: *attacks him*

24:36

Spoke: Is the prison a gold only place? Planet: I have an idea Planet: *puts on gold chestplate* Gold guard: *attacks*

32:24

Spoke: I know who Clownpierce is I’ve just never met him on the server Spoke: Did he like kill your father

Yeah Leo's real name is actually Inigo Montoya

1:01:26

Spoke: So we have to- Player with emerald: *runs into Spoke* Spoke: STOP RUNNING INTO ME Leo: Dude he’s looking at us Leo: He just stopped and turned around Spoke: If he comes back again we’re quick dropping him I don’t even care

1:02:31

Mappic: One step closer to killing Ash bro Spoke: Yesssssss Leo: One step closer to killing Clown Mappic: You’re not relatable bro Leo: Sorry

1:03:00

Leo: Look in the distance Spoke: NOOOO Leo: Did we just make a friend bro?

1:08:32 *during silo fight with Wemmbu*

Spoke: Imma distract him bro don’t even worry Spoke: *throws Eyes of Ender everywhere*

1:09:20

Mappic: You can go back in the building and try to get armor *a few seconds later* Wemmbu: Nah Dawg they’re tryna restock Spoke: THEY HAVE TNT

This is so chaotic what is happening bro

1:12:30

Spoke: Oh he’s gonna try to steal my diamonds! Spoke: *mines the diamond* Player: *crouches and looks down*

1:13:20

Leo: Uh so this mission is gonna be easy because luckily I’m really rich

Bro I didn’t realize he was still stacked even after Clown blew up his base. Woogie definitely was not sharing in that wealth

1:13:45

Spoke: Duuuude do you guys wanna olay hide and seek? Spoke: One of you guys is gonna have to seek ‘cause Imma start hiding!

1:20:30

Mappic: *places sign that says "stay here* Ash: You got balls golden boy I like you Mappic: *starts writing on a new sign* Spoke: Mappic whatever's on that sign cannot be worth it STOP *sign says "I WAS CLENCHING FOR YOU MASTER"*

Bro Mappic is fucking hilarious I love this guy

1:21:03

Ash: The three of you- Ash, to the diamond pic player: What are you jumping for

1:22:18

Ash: And remember what my goal is *aggressive nodding* Ash: You guys are way to expressive Spoke: Oh we gotta be nonchalant about it Spoke: *nods head slowly* Ash: Stop with the nodding

1:25:07 Spoke: Okay this is about to be like a fortress or like a dungeon bro *flies to shack*

1:39:15

Leo: Libraries and cafes are kinda similar y’know? Mappic: How

I get in vibes/aesthetic wise. But if he’s talking about looks…

1:44:46

Spoke: This mission is easy Spoke: Gaining elytras

Didn’t Wemmbu like. Take all the elytras in the beginning

1:46:05

Spoke, about Wemmbu: He’s definitely going to ask for a full gear set, a full whatever- Wemmbu: Facts bro Spoke: DUDE I- GRGRGRGRGRGRGR Spoke: Hi Wemmbu :)

What

1:46:47

Spoke: Wemmbu, I am infiltrating the Mafia Wemmbu: … Spoke: Are you even following me right now like do you know what that means? Wemmbu: Yeah I’m following but like I don’t really care like good for you gold star bro

Wemmbu the idgaf king

1:48:09

Spoke: I don’t know, like, you stole all the elytras on the server Wemmbu: RIGHT, I DID DO THAT

I can’t believe Wemmbu forgot about that I think about the elytras he took and the fact that he gave them all to Zam for some fucking reason every time I see him

1:48:50

Wemmbu: I’ve never even seen a copper player before bro how are you a copper player Wemmbu: *laughs at Spoke*

1:49:03

Wemmbu: Wait so you guys were the ones at the storehouse?

Wemmbu: Bro you guys were ass bruh

Spoke: Yeah well we made you run and stuff so

Spoke YOU GUYS were the ones running wdym

1:54:37

EGG??? EGG WAS THE DIAMOND PIC PLAYER??? WHY WAS HE IN THE MAFIA HELLO???

1:55:00

Wemmbu: Wait this is mah boi bro Spoke: YOU KNOW THIS GUY???

1:55:27

Wemmbu: So you’re in the mafia? Egg: Is it a mafia??

Oh nah. Ofc he would accidentally join a mafia and not even know it’s a mafia 😭

1:59:43

Ash: *giving a speech about how well they’re doing* Spoke: *finds a lectern with a book with the lyrics to Rap god, a line that says “I am Ashwagg I am 20 years old” and “sqoeheb Spoke sbsjele”

2:00:15

Ash: *counting the seven elytras* Ash: I think I’m gonna have to move my timeline up Ash: I think the shareholders are going to be very impressed, if you know what I mean

What is this nerd talking about

2:01:34

Ash: You know I don’t really have any of these but you guys might be the closest things I have to friends right now

Wait that’s so sad and pathetic. But also he’s evil and doesn’t have a weakness like Clown so

2:02:12

Ash: The three of you are going to have to make like a bunny and hop

This guy is so serious and intimidating and then he says some shit like this

2:07:01

*farm building mission* Spoke, happy: Ohhhh shoot Spoke: How is this useful Leo: Wait we have to be useful?

2:09:03

Spoke: Uh, yeah Spoke: This is not a good beat Mappic: Hop in the whip and she suck on my-

1:19:36

Mappic: We gotta think about the morals of this bro Mappic: Like we’re not in the mafia we shouldn’t be killing people

You know it’s bad when Mappic becomes Mr Morals

2:21:19

Mappic: Bro, Spoke Mappic: I would rather be hated by everyone than be a murderer

How did it get to the point where Mappic became the voice of reason 😭

2:39:42

Ash, about Spoke: I think he cannot find the exi-oh my god he’s mining the exit

2:40:10

Mappic: Clownpierce is real! Mappic: I honestly thought Leo was just being weird this whole time

3:11:06

Ash: Open the chest, and tell me what you see *an item named “Clownpierce’s Balls”*

WHAT

Ash: The most feared person on the server is missing the thing that he loves most because it belongs to me

Kinda gay

3:11:32

Ash: Over here Ash: The glorious leader of a strong civilization doesn’t have one of those anymore *item labeled “PrinceZam’s… ahem… special part”*

HELLO??? 😭 Ash how did you get these this is Minecraft

3:12:56

Ash: Maybe it’s time you own yourself a seat in this hall of greats Ash: It has many chairs but I usually only bring people back here on dates Ash: Uh Ash: Mostly strong, powerful people from other kingdoms Ash: That’s a whole ‘nother story

That reminds me. Whatever happened to Sauiddo?

3:26:50

Ash: And then, you will sit with me- Ash: I know it doesn’t look like it but I promise I have many many friends Ash: And also lovers

Leader of the scariest organization on mc btw

3:27:12

Ash: Good luck Ash: I will be standing here looking at the fireplace

3:29:47 *after the crew come to meet Ash but he didn't see them at first and got startled*

Ash: That’s the thing about having mute, invisible soldiers Ash: You just don’t know where they are Ash: I was just finishing my mixtape

3:32:30

Ash: Oh he’s putting rails down! Ash: Oh he’a putting a pot down!

W commentary Ash

3:40:35

*after Spoke’s totem popped* Spoke: Hey Ash Mappic: Hi Ash Spoke: WHY DID YOU UNINVIS?

Man I’m completely NOT being productive