My teacher telling stories:
why don't I want a bed? Because I don't want students having sex in my room.
My teacher didn't like me so he partnered me with a girl trying to get me to quit, but then she got pregnant so I got a new partner and loved it
There used to be a spot in the band room where people would. . . . .
Me: why do you remember that?!?
It was a traumatizing experience. And my junior year there was a couple who got caught and the girl in the couple got pregnant.
Everytime I get an email about furniture I just respond so all the teachers can see and ask "when are they bringing the couch back in my room? "
I have the principles son in my 6th hour and at the parents night in the first 10 minutes I made 5 references to when I had a couch.
Back in high school one if the teachers got caught stealing $15,000 worth of computers.
Students: weren't you just talking about stealing the computers to sell and get you a new couch?
Well yeah but it would be going back into the school so it's not like him.
I Livestream only on this white board. Using this iPad. And my airpods. *proudly takes airpods out of pocket*