The Goth Nancy Wheeler

he makes me crazy ngl

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'A chance to do quests, just the three of us? Like old times? The Three Musketeers!'

'The Powerpuff Girls,' Annabeth suggested.

'Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey,' I said.

'Wait a minute,' Grover said. 

A Bimbo/Himbo

A mean bisexual

An even meaner Lesbian/Gay

She/Theys and He/Theys

A token straight who is on tin ice

An astrology bitch who has everyone's chart memorized

And a Short King

Based on a conversation I had with my homie (not everyone is mentioned)

Claudette

- Claudette owns a terrarium of stick bugs. All of them have an nerd names; one of them is named Darwin the 12th

Nea

- Nea has a tarantula named cuddles but I feel like she grew up with one of those little white crusty dogs

Dwight

- Doesn’t actively have pets but he definitely grew up around the weirdest shittest inbred chihuahua at some point

Jake

- Jake wasn’t allowed to have pets growing up and he’s still bitter about it. Would probably have a dog though.

David

- Similarly enough David wasn’t allowed to have pets growing up but there was a small kitten that David would feed as a teen that he adopted upon moving out. That cat is now old as hell but still kicking. (The cat’s name is Lucy)

- Also David has an illegal pit bull. (Pit bulls are illegal in the UK). The dog’s name is chance and he’s a sweetie.

Felix

- Felix has a turtle. That’s it he has a turtle. It’s name is Franklin.

Elodie

- Elodie is one of those fish tank people. I just feel it in my soul.

Kate

- Idk if Kate actually grew up on a farm (but I feel it my soul and canon be damned so bear with me) I like to think she had like a pet pig and was constantly tailed by an old farm dog as a child.

Jeff

- Canonically has a dog (pit bull mix in my head). But I don’t think he grew up with any pets

Feng

- Feng has a lobster. The Lobster’s name is Magikarp because Feng’s a fucken nerd.

Mikaela

- Mikaela has Black cat (duh) and a bingus cat that’s constantly wearing a sweater.

Yui

- Doesn’t have any pets but if she did she’d probably have a dog

Zarina

- Zarina has a rescue special needs African Grey parrot, that she’s very attached too.

Jonah

- Jonah has an English Bulldog, it just feels right for him

Jane

- Jane has two cats that she likes to verbally insult. Ala stinky bastard man post.

Adam

- Adam has a chinchilla named like something overly cutesy as like a class pet but it obviously belongs to him. (I hc that he teaches younger students like maybe in the 6th-8th grade range)

Ace

- Ace has had many old janky looking mutts in his life. I feel like he’s enough of a sentimental type to have owned a bunch of dogs.

Bill

- (Ignoring canon) I feel like Bill adopted a couple old ex military dogs

Leon

- We know this man is a cat person whether or not he owns cats or not

Jill

- Snake person. I just feel like she is.

Cheryl

- I feel like she’s a dog person.

Laurie

- Her too. I feel like Laurie would benefit from a service dog.

Nancy

- Doesn’t have any pets.

Steve

- He has dog energy but I feel like he owns a pet rock.

Quentin

- Doesn’t have any pets either, but I feel like he feeds stray cats.

Meg

- Greyhound. She absolutely has Greyhound energy

Yun-Jin

- My favorite Head Canon.

- So Yun-Jin did not have any pets growing up.

- HOWEVER. The Trickster impulse bought a massive ass albino burmese python ala Brittany Spears and Yun-Jin had to re-home it because Ji-Woon can’t be trusted with a sewing needle much less an 80-200 pound noodle.

- The Python was in her care as a foster for a significant amount of time (probably like a couple months).

- She didn’t really care about the snake all that much at first but she quickly (secretly) really enjoyed her company

- The Python, called Yoo-Min, would just kind of backpack on Yun-Jin and they’d just hang like that.

- Sometimes Yun-Jin would have to scramble to hide this fucken 169 pound snake in her house because she already told Ji-Woon that she was adopted and she didn’t want to hear it from Ji-Woon.

- *Disney Channel sketch hilarity ensues*

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Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.

Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.

Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.

They were CHILDREN.

I’d like to add this photo I took last night in Victoria of the statue of Captain Cook. Though I myself am not indigenous, I 100% agree that these murderers, kidnappers and rapists shouldn’t have huge statues and plaques that decorate them and say how “great” they were.

Here’s another photo of the legislative assembly from yesterday. Later on there were more items, candles and signs at the memorial, as well as a big poster with 1505 painted on it but I didn’t get a picture

People need to see this. Not just quickly glance at the photos and keep on scrolling. They need to see this.

I went to a “Cancel Canada Day” event and burst into tears - not because I was surprised to learn of the unmarked graves (survivors told us they were there. Our government pushed it aside, and we let them), but because seeing all the people gathered in mourning drove it home: They. Were. Children.

This is my country’s legacy - and it’s not history. The last schools closed during my lifetime. My Father went to school with students who lived at the local residential school, after it was changed to a boarding house (read: holding centre) for indigenous youth who went to local schools.

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard