#the aa

What was weird though was the fact that Chat's hair was ALSO back to blonde. I just hope he's not stalking Adrien not that I have any room to judge although maybe they know each other and Chat was just trying to be supportive...?

...I really hope Chat doesn’t end up being competition. He may be a dork, but I bet he doesn’t stutter like a broken typewriter every time he sees Adrien!

Speaking of Adrien, I'm a little worried that he might be under the mistaken belief that Nino's revenge is over. As one of Nino's oldest friends, I know he has something else up his sleeve... the last time someone made him this upset, a welder had to be called and... well, Emile was never the same after that...

In brighter news, he text me earlier to say he had a surprise for me tomorrow and I...

...okay, I threw my phone against the wall. I MEAN!? How sweet is he to get me a GIFT!? I can't wait to see what it is-- knowing Adrien, probably something amazing. Just like him. He has such good tastes... I'm looking forward to when he gives it to me! I wonder if it'll be in private, or in front of the whole class... I can just see Chloe's face now!

Secretly Yours,

Marinette D.C.

Adrien trying to get inside my stall while I'm doing my duty? Not Cool. Kim walking in to find Adrien on his knees in front of me? NOT Cool. The whole school thinking we are engaged in various activities or TO EACH OTHER!? 

NOT COOL!!!

But the absolute worst part of this whole mess?

In the live-action reenactment I stumbled upon today, the role of me was played by Kim, except HE actually GOT A HAPPY ENDING!

NOT.

COOL.

Don't get me wrong- Alya is more than enough for me. But we both agreed to be allowed a celebrity-side dish...

...AND THIS WEEK SERVED ME MY FANTASY OF ADRIEN ON A SILVER PLATTER!

The literal definition of Adonis... on his knees... after trying to crawl into my stall... He was right. FLIPPING. THERE!

But as usual, Kim had to finish first!

Alya tried to make me feel better by showing me the reaction Marinette had upon hearing about “the incident” on Monday... and I have to admit, it was good. I've never seen bread come out someone's nose before... ouch.

At least it's all over... aside from detention next week, I can look forward to my bro being the one in the spotlight again. I already planted the seeds of my revenge for the hell he put me through this week. Dude is way too innocent for his own good.

Now, to sit back and watch the chaos.