#teth adam

Black Adam: No.

Them: Are you sure? We’ve got a spot open just for——

Black Adam: I would rather die. Also the child would be disappointed.

Them: what child?

Black Adam: *points* that one

1. He saw his dad squint all the time because he was never wearing his glasses

And 2. Because he inhereted CC's horrible eyesight and just can't see shit most of the tim

Another idea I had that kinda connects to the nr 2 is that whenever Billy squints trying to read something near Black Adam, Adam just hands Billy a pair of glasses from gods know where

Black Adam: Ahh how peaceful, I feel like Amon would love the world I have built

Superman (bursting in): YOU CANT TAKE OVER COUNTRIES!!

Adam: that was our ancestral land it was mine to take. But I would be glad to fight you-

Billy (bursting in): ADAM YOUR OUT OF CHEESE-ITS

Adam: wha, why are YOU here

Mary: your also out of goldfish

Freddy (screaming from the other room): WAIT GUYS I FOUND SOME SUNCHIPS

Billy (screaming back): K WERE COMING

Mary: you better get more still

Adam: Why are you guys even here???

Superman: Who, who are these children?

Adam: My mortal enemies

Billy: clearly we’re here because we’re craving a toasted cheesy cracker snack

Adam: ??? Is this why my pantry is always empty???

Freddy(munching): Nah, thats cause you refuse to go grocery shopping anything more than biweekly

Superman: How do you live like that? I swear I’m there like ever other day

Adam: Well I live alone, and I don’t expect the rodents to get into my food

Mary (munching): you should put out mouse traps then— ohhh you mean us

Billy(munching): rude

Adam: You broke into my house and are eating my food??

Freddy(munching): I like to think of it as our food

Billy(munching): your evil so you kinda deserve it anyway

Adam: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!!

Mary(munching): k but we’re taking the chips

Adam: FINE!!

Billy: FINE!!! *blows raspberry*

Awkward silence

Adam: I love you.

Billy, Mary and Freddy: I love you too. (Leaves)

Superman: So wth was that. Who are those kids?

Adam: the bane of my existence, shall we fight now?

So as a person who loves the misunderstandings trope soo much when it is use for comedic purposes

black Adam will be here too

here my idea!!!!

also inspired by @wonderjanga

Jl keeps on asking cap on who is this billy person is. And cap realizing he might need more help with other matters like missions, he decides to summon a Billy from an alternate universe to help him

but the Billy is well not in the best condition and is well dead it a ghost Billy still powerful and mighty but dead. Ghost Billy ask other Billy to live with him as he wants to protect the him(as he wasn’t able to protect himself) ghost Billy discovered he now has a family the shazamily to protect and they love him back so it a win win

When captain marvel introduces the jl to ghost Billy they were like. Oh god not only did

the jl thought and assume that not only did black Adam force captain marvel to have his children, force him to keep them and killed one of his kids(kid eternity) he killed billy

the shazamily is still 100% oblivious to what they had done to strengthen and worsen the

misunderstanding

Teths hatred of Billy basically boils down to feeling betrayed by Shazam, no real despising of a child. He's also VERY much a violently patriotic nationalist leader who will do anything for Kahndaq. So upon tracing Billys history and seeing his own cousin when he looks back far enough, he's immediately like, "Holy shit that's my nephew!"

He still beefs with the Wizard, but now Billy is his Little Buddy. That's his nephew, and he'll be damned if anyone messes with his nephew!

Teth, holding Sivana by the neck: You strapped my nephew to a rocket and tried to send him to space. Give me one good reason I shouldn't crush your windpipe?

Sivana: *panicked wheezing and flailing*

Billy, facepalming: Teth... what did I say about killing?

Teth, slowly dropping Sivana, still glaring, reciting an old agreement: The Marvels will not interfere with Kahndaq so long as Black Adam does not interfere with Fawcett. But why, nephew? He attempted to kill you.

Billy: Cuz! Killing is bad! If we kill him, some other bad guy will try to kill me anyways. No change.

There’s only a few people Billy hates. Ebenezer is one of them. Actually, he’s at the top of the list. He hates Eben so much that just the mention of him will send him into a rant. Mary accidentally brought him up at the Watchtower so Junior was greeted with Marvel pacing back and forth while Mary was just watching.

Marvel: “It’s just- I hate him!”

Mary: “I know.”

Marvel: “He makes me want to just- AGH- Like peel my skin off!”

Mary: “Wouldn’t that benefit him?”

Marvel: “You’re right! I wanna peel his skin off.”

Junior: *walks over to Mary* “What’s up with him? I don’t think I’ve ever seen him this pressed.”

Marvel: *still ranting*

Mary: “I accidentally brought up him.”

Junior: “Who?”

Mary: “Him.”

Junior: “Again, who- wait is he talking about him him or another him.”

Mary: “Him him.”

Junior: “Ooooooooh. Well then that explains why he’s being such a hater right now.”

Unfortunately, someone overheard this. And also unfortunately gossip spreads fast at the Watchtower.

Flash: *sounds nervous* “You don’t think it’s me right??”

Supes: “I doubt it. I’m just worried it might be me.”

Aquaman: “Please, if anything it’s Hal. I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve seen him ask Marvel to cover his shift on monitor duty.”

GL: “Wha-”

All the Male Heroes: *ranting about how it can’t be them*

Hawkgirl and WW: *chilling and watching this go down because the Marvels mentioned it was a him and not a her, so they were in the clear*

Also, one time, Billy was doing a spell and Freddy mentioned Ebenezer. Billy got so pressed that the magic went haywire and now displayed the name of the person you hate the most over your head.

Black Adam: “Champion! What is this?!” *points to the glowing “Captain Marvel” written above his head*

Marvel: “Ah that’s supposed to be the name of the person you hate the most.”

Black Adam: *looks to the “Ebenezer Batson” written over Marvel’s head* “Yours isn’t listed as my name.”

Marvel: “Yeah, because you’re not the person I hate the most.”

*silence*

Billy: What did you want to be when you were small

Black Adam: hm?

Billy: you didn’t want to be this I’m sure of that. No child wants to become something like you.

Billy: I wanted to be an archaeologist.

Black Adam:*small laugh* an archaeologist?

Shazamily Thanksgiving 🦃🥔🫛🍗🥕

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