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He was thrilled to see the joy on Danny's face after he asked the question. He wasn't as thrilled to see the hesitation.

"I would love to be your boyfriend Tim, but..." Danny let out a deep sigh, "You see, I have an older brother and he's like, crazy protective of me. If you want to be boyfriends you have to meet him first." Danny was worried, and he made it known in the days leading up to Dante's visit. The man had only ever approved of 2 relationships and even then his partners had to work for it.

They had arranged to meet up with him at a café to do introductions over coffee. Tim tried his best not to be intimidated when Dante entered, sat himself across the table silently, and just stared Tim down. He didn't even dare to breathe until Dante nodded and sat back, finally taking his eyes off Tim and turning his attention to his little brother.

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

Captain Marvel: CPS

Interviewer: *baffled* Surely there are many-

Captain Marvel: CPS

Interviewer: Not Sivanna?

Captain Marvel: CPS

Interviewer: But Black Adam-

Captain Marvel: I promise you, there is no greater nemesis than the pure corruption of Child Protective Services.

Interviewer: … then who is your second nemesis?

Captain Marvel: Cops.

Interviewer: … third?

Captain Marvel: Do you want a list?

Interviewer: Yes please

Captain Marvel: *pulling out a sheet out of thin air*

Captain Marvel: First it’s CPS. It’s been a fight and still is a fight.

Captain Marvel: Next are the cops. It’s on sight.

Captain Marvel: Next are Nazis. But that’s more CM Juniors thing. He has a particular enjoyment out of punching them.

Captain Marvel: Next are politici-

Interviewer, does not want to get their show cancelled: THANK YOU Captain, but we meant specific individuals maybe.

Captain Marvel: Oooh okay 👌

Captain Marvel: My biological Uncle. Fuck that guy.

Interviewer: I didn’t know your Uncle was one of your rogues.

Captain Marvel: He’s not.

Interviewer: Than what

Captain Marvel: He was a twat. *he learned that from Constantine*

Interviewer: thats not-

Captain Marvel: If you meant in terms of Fawcette rogues, then it has to be Mr Mind

Interviewer: mr mind? Who’s mister mind

Interviewer: THE WORM

Bonus:

Somewhere in a Jar: I sense a great victory 🐛

Bonus 2:

Batman: Alfred, remind me to add PR training for the Justice League next meeting.

Bonus 3:

14-year-old Danny in his adult ghost king form:

Justice League International #2

I did this animatic based on 'Too Many Identities' by PlotBunniesAteMyBrain on AO3!! because it took over my life for like two weeks and I couldn't think about anything else!! I hope you all like it, and go give the fic a read, it's really well done!!! <33

TW: there is blood in the animatic and also ectoplasm acting like blood!!

issue is, Bruce is just so happy to see and talk to his kids at any point that he doesn’t even notice the breach of privacy, and the kids just end up feeling really awkward about how happy their dad is to see them.

Jason will bring up something in conversation with Bruce that was only privately relayed through texts between Bruce and a colleague, smirking because he knows Bruce is gonna be really paranoid about who’s watching his texts, except Bruce just smiles and happily chats with him for thirty minutes and he’s in a good mood all day because Jason willingly had a casual conversation with him, and when the JL ask why Batman’s in such a good mood at a meeting later that day Jason just goes bright red and doesn’t know what to say because he didn’t realise how much Bruce genuinely craves just catching up with him every now and then.

Dick will stalk him for weeks and wait until Bruce has a really tough busy day at work, specifically so he can wait for the evening where Bruce finally has a single moment to himself in a bar somewhere to relax, and then he busts in loudly sitting down next to Bruce and talking non-stop while ordering a drink, thinking that Bruce is going to be mad because this was his one peaceful moment and Dick ruined it by constantly tracking him. but instead the second Bruce realises Dick’s there all his exhaustion disappears. he gets a really wide genuinely pleased look on his face and happily offers to buy Dick a drink because ‘it’s so rare that they get to hang out!’ and Dick is left floundering because he was trying to be an asshole but now he just feels bad that he doesn’t spend time with Bruce outside of patrol business.

Tim keeps watching him through security cameras and updating him through text on his location in an attempt to make him tired of the constant supervision, but every time he texts Bruce like ‘you just walked into starbucks for the second time today.’ Bruce will just openly smile at his phone and respond like ‘would you like me to get you a drink? i can drop it off at your office if you’d like :)’ and Tim has to give up almost immediately.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

and here’s a bonus!