Peter really can't think of how else to contact a justice league member short of stealing a space ship and flying to the Watchtower himself. If he is going to get help, he needs a justice league member to come to him. He is going to need to cause a scene, but doesn't want to hurt anyone or cause any structural damage that would need to be fixed.

Peter: ok, I need to be a villain that is scary/ annoying enough that a hero would show up to stop them, but not actually hurt people hmmmm

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Civilian: someone call 911, it's the Condiment King!!!

Peter wearing a red crayon Halloween costume with bottles of ketchup and mustered duct taped to a belt : yes that is me, condiment king!! Mwahahaha! Prepare to..... have your favorite clothes stained?

Civilian 2: I don't think that's is Condiment King, he looks weird

Peter: what noooo, I'm definitely condiment king I'm dressed as a ketchup bottle see

Peter shoots some mustard at them.

A cop reports over his radio: No, hold back up this isn't Condiment King. I think it's just some kid trying to get attention. Doesn't even have his condiment-guns and the costume is different.

Peter dejected: wait, you're not going to call batman! :0 How about now >:)

Peter, as spider like as possible crawls up the side of the wall

The cops face turns white: Scratch that. Get the bat signal out for this one

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How would it be different if the New Gods Nezha Reborn version of Marcus was a girl instead of a boy, with the same relationship to his father as the New Gods Nezha Reborn version of Wukong, Li Yungiang, Kasha, Dr. Su, Ao Bing, and Ao Guang?

Thanks for the ask

I already answered the questions about:

Fem!Marcus' name: Yubei Xing

Her relationship with her dad

Her relationship with Li Yunxiang, Kasha, and Dr. Su

Her relationship with Ao Bing & Ao Guang

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If the New Gods: Nezha Reborn version of Marcus had been a girl instead of a boy, would his father—the New Gods: Nezha Reborn version of Wukong—still have been a good father? And would his relationships with Li Yunxiang, Kasha, Dr. Su, Ao Bing, and Ao Guang have remained the same?

Thanks for the ask

I already answered the Sun Wukong in this post and I answered the Li Yunxiang/Kasha/Dr Su question in this post

For Ao Guang and Ao Bing, their personal perspectives on Fem!Marcus doesn't really change based on her gender, but they are aware of the social perception.

A teenage girl hanging out with a male gangster who is single doesn't look too good.

Ao Guang encourages Ao Bing to get closer to her, mostly as a friend and trusted Big Brother. I think they have a feudalistic view of how this relationship should be: the Masked Man works for Ao Guang, so Masked Man's kid should work for Ao Bing. So, Ao Guang sees her as Ao Bing's responsibility.

Ao Bing has more personal interactions with Fem!Marcus. He might see her as a surrogate for his missing sister, but that's a can of worms I'm not going to get into right now. He doesn't take her to any shady businesses or places, but he also spoiling her a bit more compared to the original. He would teach her how to use her small size and sex to get men to underestimate her.

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Just imagine if the New Gods: Nezha Reborn version of Marcus had been a girl instead of a boy. Would her relationship with her father—Wukong—be the same as Marcus's was? Would she have the same relationship with Li Yunxiang, Kasha, and Dr. Su? And what would she look like in her monkey form? I think she could be named Yubei Xing, after Wukong's non-canon daughter from Journey to the South.

Thanks for the ask

I've already answered the Sun Wukong-relationship & Yubei Xing name in this post.

I'll answer the other questions here.

I think Li Yunxiang would treat Fem!Marcus a bit like how he treats Kasha: a little sister. Even after he finds out about her secret and her dad, he treats her as a little sister, maybe calling her 师妹 "martial younger sister". Assuming that Fem!Marcus was raised by Sun Wukong, she would be the one educating and protecting her "big brother 师兄" from being an idiot. Or she enables and cheers him on, even joining in his antics because CHAOS.

Kasha also treats the Monkey King's daughter like a little sister, a fellow tomboy to get along with. I think Fem!Marcus would like having a more feminine friend that's close to her age to hang out with. Think: Katara and Toph's relationship in Tales of Ba Sing Se.

With Dr. Su Junzhu, I think she is very kind towards the girl, but their relationship really doesn't deviate from the original. I think she would try to get more involved in helping Dr. Su with "obtaining" water coins, but for the most part, they are tangential allies. They will grow closer, and I imagine Dr. Su is a more strict figure, trying to give Fem!Marcus some structure.

For Fem!Marcus' monkey form, I think it looks a lot like her Dad. I really don't like anthropomorphic animal designs where the females look more human than the males i.e.: hair and body shape. Monkeys do have sexual dimorphism, but even so, females can be just as gangly and muscly as males.

Ooooh, I love it!

Beast Boy: Doesn't stop trash talking andalite tech for months. It only lets you be one animal at a time? You have to touch the animal first? It takes over 60 seconds to shift between shapes? You have to go back to human in between animal forms? Booooorr-rrring. When Robin points out that on occasion, being a non-green seagull is nice for stealth purposes, Beast Boy simply turns into a green macaque and then a green iguana and then a green June beetle, and it's not like he's short on options, dude.

Robin: So so so so SO neurotic about his team getting stuck in morph. Prone to ask Cyborg for time updates so often that it becomes a running joke on the team for everyone else to go «Robin, it's been 30 seconds... Robin, it's been 30 seconds again... Robin...» until he begs them to shut up. He thinks it's a secret from his team, but they can all tell: he hates morphing tech. He's an athlete, an acrobat, a kid who could literally cartwheel before he could walk. He finds the idea of changing all that as he changes his body into an animal shape so disturbing that he never really gets a hang of the tech.

Cyborg: Loves morphing! He's been forced to be open to the idea of his body changing in dramatic ways, and now he has a whole smorgasbord of changes he chooses! Most of them are useless for working with tech, so he probably wouldn't fight with morphing, but who cares? He now has whole new worlds of hooliganism he can get up to with Beast Boy: chimpanzee basketball, Tower-roof chicken, the "land on Raven as a cockroach" challenge, ostrich racing... And he's able to simply program a clock into his brain-computer, so he's the only one who never has to worry about keeping track of time.

Starfire: Doesn't see what the big deal is. It's quaint that andalites have figured out a way around learning languages the normal way due to their lack of mouths — thought-speak can be very nice! But it's not as though she needs to change shape to fly or breathe underwater or throw dumpsters. Still, it is fun to become a human for a few hours at a time, and she has tried all of her friends' bodies in order to understand them better. Her favorite was Robin — so bendy! — and after trying Cyborg she was uncharacteristically quiet for a while, but then asked him a bunch of thoughtful questions the following day.