OOOOOHH! I got it! Thor, Hermes, Nikola, and Hades with a super busty s/o who has no idea somebody is, or at least trying to, flirting with or leering at her.
Personally, he likes her large chest, as he his a breast man. He does realize the issues with it, however.
He doesn’t like to cause a seen, but he doesn’t like it when other people stare at his s/o.
Usually, his hulking presence is enough to deter them when he’s by their side. But he knows he can’t be with them all the time.
Has some concerns about their friendly attitude leading men on and causing problems, but also has enough faith in them to defend themselves.
Appears calm but is furious inside.
Of course he knows that his s/o is gorgeous, and he finds it cute that they have no idea of their visual value. Everyone else is not so dumb.
Acting as a steward of the Gods, Hermes notice everything. Including the looks his s/o gets when she is just being herself and existing in physical splendor.
Makes a point to calmly and cooly come up to the perpetrators, and whisper in their ear the horrible, painful, soul crushing things that will happen to them if they keep staring at his angel.
As oblivious as she is.
His s/o’s physical attributes are the furthest thing from his opinion of attractiveness. The mind! Their mind is what sets his passion to fire.
He does, however, appreciate her symmetry. And will usually compliment that when someone tells him that his s/o is hot. With no guile on thinking that they might have ungentlemanly thoughts about them.
Has some physics questions on how they stay upright and has done some structural mathematics in his free time to figure it out.
Bold of them to stare so openly at an Elder Gods woman. Hades has to commend their bravery (or stupidity).
He’s not a fool. He knows that people like to look at beautiful things. Hence why museums are so popular.
After a while though, he can’t stand it. Like little pins on the back of his neck, and he can’t get mad at s/o if they are too sweet & innocent to notice.
Has killed a man over it before, but the worst perpetrator is his little brother. He’s had to have a talk with Zeus, that lech, on more than one occasion that put their sibling bond in jeopardy.
