#ror tesla

Brunhilde : Got it.

Mankind's most fearsome warriors :

𝑰𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆!

|𝐵𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑦 ℎ𝑦𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑥 𝑁𝑖𝑘𝑜𝑙𝑎 𝑇𝑒𝑠𝑙𝑎|

𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: 𝘏𝘺𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 (𝘥𝘶𝘩), 𝘧𝘦𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘕𝘪𝘬𝘰𝘭𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘴𝘦𝘹, 𝘕𝘪𝘬𝘰𝘭𝘢 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 (𝘭𝘰𝘭), 𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦

𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙒 𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙊𝙒 𝘾𝙐𝙏!

Only, the Science Crew, Human Fighters and Valkyrie Sisters won’t let that happen, and Brunhilde knows how to do it! With… BABYSITTING!

Brunhilde would have the PPG!Reader’s be separated in each Pantheon for them to ‘Divide and Conquer’ (As in they literally go by themselves and cause trouble directly or indirectly)

Blossom!Reader would be sent to the Greek Pantheon, only she’s not impressed with how Zeus runs things, as she quickly made dozens of lists, graphs and ideas that could make things run much smoother, especially if Zeus actually did any of his work (She causes trouble by calling out everyone’s shortcomings, and it’s embarrassing because she’s the kid and has to point it out) she would also call any gods out for not doing their required work!

Buttercup!Reader is either sent to the Norse or Hindu Pantheon and just STARTS trouble and chaos by constantly starting and engaging in various and dozens of fights because fighting is ‘Awesome’ (She gives Thor/Shiva a run for his money beating the shit out of him and still wanting to fight or watch others fights!) In the Hindu Pantheon she starts chasing after all combat gods to fight/In the Norse Pantheon same thing, only she’s HOT on Loki if he pranks her (She beats Loki’s ass into next MONTH after he pranked her)

Bubbles!Reader is sent to the Chinese or Buddhist Pantheon and is just a total sweetie-pie, listening and following to the rules, doing some drawing, singing, dancing and playing dress up or tea parties (The other Pantheons are mad because they got stuck with her other sisters who were difficult and utter menaces)

💖 Anon

LMAOOOOO

All the gods are begging Bruhilde to give the girls back after a week of having them in their pantheons (except Buddha with Bubbles, obviously), because they seriously can't keep up with these little BEASTS.

Zeus's dignity (if it even existed) is at rock bottom after Blossom proceeded to point out absolutely everything wrong with his way of ruling, all the mistakes he's made in his reign so far, his illegitimate children, the times he condemned humanity on a whim, the times he caused trouble just because, etc. AND NO ONE sided with ZEUS; he was devastated over a 6-year-old girl AT MOST.

And that wasn't even the worst part; the worst part is that the Greek pantheon is much more organized and structured now, but it took a kindergartener to come and fix it.

Odin is fed up with having to rebuild everything Thor and Buttercup destroy whenever they get bored. He's tried everything to entertain the little menace—giving him toys, gadgets, games—but nothing works. She just wants to fight Thor and other tough guys. That, or chase Loki to get revenge for his pranks/jokes (Odin has never seen Loki so scared of someone so small). When Buttercup finally leaves, Odin thinks he's saved, BUT NO! Because she returns with Shiva to wreak even more havoc!

Shiva thinks Buttercup is genuinely hilarious, so he ends up having her transferred to another pantheon so she can fight with the Indian gods (and prevent Odin from having a stroke).

Buddha and Bubbles become besties almost immediately; he even lets Bubbles have some of his candy (sometimes). Buddha enjoys the peace and joy that Bubbles brings to the pantheon; he sometimes catches her singing and dancing with other Buddhist gods, and occasionally joins in. Now the problem is that the Buddhist pantheon doesn't want Bubbles to leave (and it seems Bubbles doesn't either; Buddha is bribing her with cute animals).

Buddha is the envy of everyone because he got the sister who doesn't attack his ego or destroy everything in sight. Although I wouldn't get too used to it if I were him, Tesla and the other scientists miss the girls a lot when they're away for long periods of time. What if he doesn't want to give Bubbles back? Tesla will give him a visit with Gondul…

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(ESPAÑOL)

LMAOOOOO

Todos los dioses están rogando a Bruhilde para poder devolver a las chicas después de una semana de tenerlas en sus panteones (excepto Buda con Burbuja, obviamente), porque enserio no pueden mantener el ritmo de estas pequeñas BESTIAS.

La dignidad de Zeus (si es que existía) esta por los suelos luego de que Bombon procediera a señalar absolutamente todo lo malo en su forma de gobernar, todos los errores que había cometido en su reinado hasta ahora, sus hijos ilegítimos, las veces en las que condeno a la humanidad por mero capricho, las veces que causo problemas solo porque si, etc. Y NADIE SE PUSO DEL LADO DE ZEUS, el estaba destrozado por una niña de 6 años MAXIMO.

Y ni siquiera fue lo peor, lo peor es que el panteón griego ahora esta mucho mas organizado y estructurado, pero tuvo que venir una niña de kínder para arreglarlo.

Odin esta harto de tener que ir y reconstruir todo lo que Thor y Bellota destruyen cada vez que se aburren, ha intentado de todo para entretener a la pequeña amenaza, darle juguetes, aparatos, juegos, pero nada funciona, solo quiere pelear con Thor y otros tipos fuertes. Eso, o perseguir a Loki para vengarse por sus bromas pesadas (Odin nunca había visto a Loki tan asustado de alguien tan pequeño). Cuando finalmente Bellota se va, Odin cree que se ha salvado, ¡PERO NO! ¡Porque vuelve con Shiva para hacer aún más desastre!

Shiva cree que Bellota es sinceramente hilarante, por lo que termina haciendo que la cambien de panteón para que luche con los dioses indios (y evitar que Odin termine con una embolia).

Buda y Burbuja se hacen besties casi de inmediato, incluso le deja agarrar de sus dulces (a veces). Buda disfruta de la tranquilidad y alegría que trae Burbuja al panteón, a veces la sorprende cantante y bailando con otros dioses Budistas y de vez en cuando se une. Ahora el problema es que los del panteón budista no quieren que Burbuja se vaya (y parece que Burbuja tampoco, Buda la esta sobornando con animales tiernos).

Buda es la envidia de todos, porque le toco la hermana que no ataca su ego ni destruye todo lo que ve. Aunque yo que el no me acostumbraría demasiado, Tesla y los demás científicos extrañan mucho a las niñas cuando están fuera por mucho tiempo ¿y si no quiere devolver a Burbuja? Tesla le dará una visita con Gondul…

Jack: *spits up his own tea* Y-you were putting it in cold water?

Hannah: Sid? Answer the question, Siddhartha!

Buddha: Yeah, I thought for like 5 years that people put it in hot water to speed up the... tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Hannah: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?!

Kojiro: *offended* Why are you Putting it in the microwave to boil it?!

Hannah: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?

Kojiro: *slams hands onto a desk* It. Takes. Less. Than. A. Minute!

Hannah: Bestie, is your stove powered by the f*cking sun?!

Kojiro: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?!

Hannah: LIKE 7 MINUTES!!

Tesla: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes. Any less than that, you use a sauce pan.

Hannah: You're putting the whole mug on the stove?! On medium heat?! You're stove is enchanted.

Jack: *dying a bit on the inside* Every single person in this room is a lunatic.