Another terrible character idea, kinda inverted Way of the House Husband, they are the deadliest and most dangerous killer on the planet, but they have severe executive function disorder. The reason they are such an unstoppable killing machine is that they are so incapable of keeping track of any of their shit that they've had to learn to use literally everything or anything to do a murder.
They're like rushing out the door with toast in their mouth and mismatched socks, one shoe untied, they get to the place they're gonna do the hit and they've got one magazine for the rifle they somehow filled with loose change and no rifle, so they gotta run down they target which they end up taking out with an empty plastic soda cup and a poorly secured window AC unit.
They're amazing at martial arts because they kinda get distracted in a fight, forget if they're ducking or throwing a punch and end up doing a combo that shouldn't be possible from one leg on a wobbly fast food restaurant table.
They are very much trying to do murders but they're so adhd, it looks like they're in a constant state of falling down a flight of stairs and accidentally killing someone on the way down.
