SLAYGROUND

Bob Vila and George Lucas are the same guy. You can't convince me otherwise.

I dunno why Redditors have a fucking nuclear rod up their asses about fat people but they really need to get over themselves.

A motocross halfpipe in front of the White House is the most 'Murica thing ever.

I'm getting a little tired of these hard times were having. I'm tired of being part of it

Taylor Swift being tryhard circa-Reinvention Tour Madonna with the celebrity names on shirts as a shoutout business at the Knicks games right now.

BTS Oreos looks boring. Bring back Selena Gomez Horchata Oreos.

So I'm pretty sure I'm gonna find a half dead mouse or a mouse corpse somewhere in my house tomorrow morning.

One of my favorite genres of social media posts are when parents talk about their toddlers saying spooky out of pocket stuff.

I know in modern day we like to view the negative aspects of the internet but there are still good things. The Internet is the closest thing we have to a time machine.