#stunt casting

That is a fuckshow I'm not involved in (i.e. the mental gymnastics the shippers are doing to explain to themselves and their friends about why she's with him). She's with him because she likes garbage, and thinks he's some sort of poetic god with a golden dick. (Funny, because she's actually a Swiftie at heart, though she'll never admit that publically.)

I'm truly so delighted that you're fond of Valentine, he's my absolute avatar character. For Valentine, I think Alan Ritchson (who currently plays Lee Child's Jack Reacher) would be absolutely wonderful. But I've never been quite able to cast Timothy in my head. Somebody once suggested Timothee Chalomet and I laughed so hard that I think either he would be perfect or outrageously wrong.

If anyone wants to try for fanart to this effect, whether with actual photos or original drawings, then we could better figure out if I'm nuts or not. ;)

Me: "Somehow Robert Downing Jr returned..."

Bradley Whitford will play the role of the Narrator from August 9th - 20th

Daniel Dae Kim will play the role of the Narrator from August 30th - September 10th

And that leaves Harry Kershaw to play the role that he originated on August 8th as well as August 22nd - 29th

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Hi here's some celebrities and the musical roles I want them to be in. my definition of "celebrity" is loose, it's basically just if they're famous to me. Also I won't be providing logic for these ones, it's mostly vibes.

Miley Cyrus as Helene in Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812

Shane Madej as Billy Flynn in Chicago

Brennan Lee Mulligan and Lou Wilson as the Princes in Into the Woods (doesn't matter who plays which prince, they'd both slay either one)

Renee Rapp (I think she's mainstream famous enough to be a stunt cast now) as Anatole in Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812

Hozier as Orpheus in Hadestown (this might be a hot take?)

Lou Wilson as Shakespeare in Something Rotten

Boygenius as the Fates in Hadestown

Kate Siegal as Persephone in Hadestown