#stephen glover

Tonight was the night! The night where your boyfriend of 11 months told his friends about you. Sure you've met all the guys before but it was always as Steve-Os 'Friend y/n' but tonight its gonna be as his girlfriend! You both wanted to keep things quiet til you were 100% it would be long term and wanted a little privacy from the press!

Tonight was the wrap party for Jackass number 2! Knoxville and Termaine had rented out the guys favorite bar in downtown LA. You wanted to make sure looked your best decided to go all out with a new black dress and heels!

"Hey baby you re-Fuckkkkkk you look hot" Steve-O says coming into the bathroom looking at you in your new black dress "I mean you said your dress was sexy but not this sexy"

"Wanted to look nice for you tonight im also wearing the necklace you got me" you say holding up the white gold S necklace he gave you for your birthday making him smile

"You always wear that thing dont think youve ever taken it off! But my initials look good on you" he says

"Everyone will know who I belong to and when you tell your friends about us they can be jealous because I look hot" you say throwing your arms around his neck while his hands go to your ass and starts kissing down your neck

"Oh they'll be jealous when I drag you into bathroom and make you scream"

"Mmmm dont threaten me with a good time mr!"

"Its not a threat of i follow through, and we still have 15 minutes before the cab gets here ill give you a little preview" he says nipping at your collarbone knowing that would get you to cave

"Just dont ruin my dress" you tell him before connecting your lips

When you get to the club you walk in hand and hand but as soon as Steve-O sees the cameras he drops your hand. Little weird but he was just probably getting ready to greet his friends so you let slide.

"Hey finally fucker" Bam says hugging his friend then all the guys so the same while you stand off to the side with a smile

"Hey you guys remember my friend Y/n right?" Steve-O says making your smile drop and your heart break but you recover quickly

Only maybe not as quick as you thought because Johnny catches the way your face fell and how hard you were trying to fight back tears he also saw the S necklace around your neck and quickly put it together and look at Steve-O waiting for him to correct himself only he never does

"Hey guys" you say softly but also loud enough so they could hear you over the loud music

"Glad you could join us darlin" Johnny says giving you a quick hug

"Yeah me too thanks letting me come Steve-Os been so excited for tonight he always talks about yall" you say with a small smile

"Ohhhhh Steve-O got a little friends with benefits huh" Ryan say

This is where hes gonna realize he said friend and correct them you're sure of it...

"Yeah dude something like that" he says throwing you a wink making you force a smile and nod and again Johnny watches and catches on

"Dude you gotta come see this chick Pontius said hes got a shot with swear hes taking her home" Bam says grabbing his arm

"You good y/n" he asked using your name something he never does its always Baby, babe, sweetheart or sometimes dollface

You just nod not trusting your voice and watch him be drug away with Bam and the guys leaving you alone in a room where he was the only person you knew. He didnt even kiss you like normal.

"Wanna drink or shot? you look like you could use it" Johnny says.

In your fight not to cry you didn't even notice he stayed behind

"Sure thank you" you say then Johnny places his hand on your lower back and guides you to the bar getting the bartenders attention

"What can I get you guys"

"Ill take a budwiswer. What do drink sweetheart" Johnny ask

"Double apple crown and sprite please" you say pulling out your wallet but Johnny stops you

"Put her stuff on my tab tonight" Johnny tells the bartender

"Oh no you dont have to do that really"

"Its fine really, I mean how can I turn down buying drink for a pretty girl especially if your date isnt gonna do it"

"Thank you really"

Johnny wanted to know the story behind you and Steve-O but didnt want to press you so instead he makes small talk in hopes to get your mood up and get laughing.

"So by your accent its safe to say you are from the south" he says when the bartender brings your drinks

"Tennessee"

"Me too"

"I would have never guessed by the name" you laugh

"Ok smartass" he laughs back "What part are you from "

"Right down the road from you in Maryville"

"No shit I got family that live in Maryville. Small world" he says

"Yes it Mr.Knoxville"

You and Johnny drink and talk another hour about your childhoods and your favorite things to do in the smokey Mountains and your work as a nurse but in that whole time not once did Steve-O join you or check on you, hell he hadnt even acknowledged you. Probably forgot you were even there.

You look over to where he was with Bam and the guys and all you see are a bunch of blonde bimbos around him. He wasnt doing anything, his hands were to himself you knew he wasn't a cheater but he also wasnt stopping any of the flirting. And you had to fight back tears but instead of crying you ordered shots hopefully to make you forget

"can I get 3 double liquid cocaine shots please" you ask the bartender then looked back over to the faked boob blonde running her hand over your boyfriends tattoos.

The bartender looks at Johnny since you just ordered 3 of the most strongest shots and makes them double on top of that. Johnny nods letting him know hes got you and you were safe. Then Johnny looks over and sees what you see.

"You're more then friends arent you" Johnny finally asked after the bartender came back handing you your shots

"Yep" you say popping the P you taking the first shot barley making a face "11 months but obviously I dont matter! Because if it did he would have told yall like he said he was" then you slide him a shot "want one? Their strong but good and they hit you fast" then you take your 2nd shot already feeling it just a bit

Johnny takes the shots and makes a face "holy shit whats in that" he says coughing making you laugh

"Jägermeister, Goldschläger and rumble minze, told you their strong "

"Yeah wasnt expecting that"

"Well m' new dress went to waste so why not get alittle drunkright" you say your words already starting to slur and run together a little bit, then you hold up your shot glass asking for 2 more

"Sorry he's being a dick darlin but your dress didn't go to waste I think you look beautiful" he says not in a complete flirty way just enough to know you look nice

"Thank you, just wishmy boyfriend thought the same, guess I just dont compare to miss fake boobs over there" you say sadly as the bartender puts your shots down "he hasn't even cometo check on his girlfriend. Like am I jusst not good nough? pretty enough? Just not as important as I thought, he says he loves me but guess i was wong" you say taking a shot and handing Johnny the other one. Johnny only takes it so you dont, then gives the bartender the shes cut off sign and motions for a bottle of water then turns and ask "have you eaten tonight darlin " and when you shake your head no he orders you some bar food when the bartender drops off your water

"If it means anything I think you are way prettier then any of those girls"

"Thanks. Im glad hes havin a good time he worked so hard on the movie he deserves it jus wish I could be part of his good time. Maybe hes not all that ready for for a serious relationchip or m just not whats he really wants"

The food Johnny ordered you comes and while you ate he continued to let you vent about Steve-O and sadly tear yourself apart. And all he could think was how much he wanted to punch his best friend.

"Hey listen sweetheart you are beautiful probably the most beautiful and classiest girl in this place! Youre sweet and funny and did I say beautiful?" He says giving you his signature smirk trying to make you laugh "I hate and frankly embarrassed that I have a friend who would make his own girlfriend feel other wise and you dont deserve any of this. If you were my girl id show you to the world"

"Your sweet Johnny"

You look back over and see Steve-O doing shots with his arm around the same girl laughing and thats what broke you

"Ummmm im gonna go he won't notice anyways, umm guess ill get a cab or something it was awesome meetin you again and, thankss for the drinks an food, you ssure i cant pay you for em, i feel bad"

"Nah sweetheart its all me tonight"

"Thanks and will tell him make sure he drinks the pedialyte in the fridge got him the cherry kind he likes, also take the advill not the tylenol and eat somethin fore he goes to sleep, theres protein bars n his cabinet i kinda snuck em in for him" then you look over your shoulder where your boyfriend is still with the same girl "should also be nough for her too"

"He breaks your heart and you still worry about him and his hangover" He says kinda in awe

"he means alot to me even if I dont mean shit to him" you say you say getting up and stumbling, Johnny grabbing your arm so you dont fall

"Hey Ill give you a ride the food sobered you up some but your still a little drunk"

"No no really its yall wrap party go have fun I gotta find a room anyways, d-dont really wanna be in the apartment when he bring a girl home ya know. A girl can only take so much" you say smile sadly looking at Steve-O who is still having the time of his life

"Ill come back after we get you a room, there is a hotel a couple blocks away ill take you to, Im not letting you leave alone drunk there are to many sick creeps out there" he says leaving no room for arguments

It takes 30 minutes for Johnny to make the round trip and when he gets back he orders another beer and looks over at Steve-O, who for the first time seems to be looking for you which pisses him off.

"Hey dude you see my girl" Steve-O ask looking around while the rest of the guys behind him all ordering more drinks

"Oh shes your girl now interesting. Bored with the groupies" Johnny says sipping his beer not meeting his friends eye

"Whats that mean dude"

"Your girl, she left in tears 30 minutes ago after doing like 3 double shots of liquid cocaine and 3 double crown and sprites"

"You let her go and didnt tell me?! After drinking all that" Steve-O yelled making Johnny stand up and the whole bar look at them

"NO!" Johnny says raising his voice taking everyone by surprise "Dont you fucking dare put this on me man. Im the one who sat with your girlfriend for 2 fucking hours while you ignored her and flirted with jackass groupies while she watched trying not to cry while some fucking slut hangs on your arm! Im the one who cut her off she did 3 fucking double shots of the strongest shit there is, I'm the one who cut her off so she didnt get fucking alcohol poisoning then got her water and food to sober her up and Im the one who made sure she got where she wanted to go safely and she didnt wonder around the fucking streets of Los Angeles! I did what you should have done and by taking care of your girlfriend! After you made her feel like shit and cry. So if you are gonna get fucking pissed at someone it better be yourself Steve-O, not the guy who just took care of your crying broken hearted drunk girlfriend! And she wouldnt have drank that much if you paid her any fucking attention instead of making her feel like shit! Not once in 2 fucking hours did you check on her, didnt look at her ,fuck dude you acted like she wasnt even here. Are you ashamed of her?" Johnny ask

"Fuck no dude I love her" Steve-O days defensively.

"You sure? Because you told the guys she was some fuck buddy. Who the fuck does that? Make the girl he says he loves feel like she is nothing but easy pussy? She left in fucking tears wondering why she isn't good enough for you, or pretty enough for you! When really you arent fucking good enough for her! Shes fucking gorgeous! Bangin body! Way better looking then the girl youve had hanging on your arm all night actually better looking then any girl youve ever brought around and if im being honest...if you aren't serious about her tell me now cause ill shoot my shot with her!" Johnny says making Steve-Os jaw twitch "Because if she was my girl this whole fucking bar would know hell this who fucking city would know Id rent out every billboard to let people know she was mine. You wouldnt be able to pry me away from her, she wouldnt second guess my feelings for her and she definitely wouldnt be alone crying right now. Id treat her like a fucking queen" then reaches in his pocket pulling out your necklace you gave him at the hotel shoving it at Steve-O "she told me to give you that"

"Fuck" Steve-O whispers looking at the necklace you haven't taken off since he gave it to you.

"Dude y/n your girlfriend?" Bam asked

"Yeah weve been together 11 months" Steve-O says hanging his head still looking at the necklace

"Shes fucking hot dude" Weeman tells him

"Why didn't you tell us"

"We decided to keep it quiet for a bit, away from the press and all that shit. I planned to tell you guys tonight but then I dont know"

"You'll be lucky if she ever fucking talks to you again" Johnny says

"Not gonna lie dude Knoxvilles right" Pontius says

"She go back to my place" Steve-O ask while trying to call you but it goes straight to voicemail

"No she got a room said she didnt want to be there when you bring a girl home but she did say there is enough advil and protein bars for both of you" Johnny says making Steve-Os heart drop

"Id never cheat on her ever! I love her Knox more then anything, I really do"

"Well dude you got a hell a way of fucking showing it because right now all shes thinking about is you and miss fake boob mcGee in your bed and after she went all out with that sexy new dress"

"That dress was pretty sexy" Bam says laughing "girl got some hips"

"And thighs" Dunn adds

"I fucked up so bad"

"Yeah you fucking did and I dont know if you can fix it. And i wouldn't blame her if she kicked your sorry ass the curb"

"What hotel did she go to"

"I dont know if I should tell you"

"Knoxville dude come on please I gotta fix this somehow"

It took about 30 minutes of begging but Johnny finally took pity on his friend telling him but not before giving him a warning "you fucked up Steve-O dont show who there and hurt her again. I meant what I said she's to good for you and id take her in a heartbeat"

"Shes always been to damn good for me" Steve-O says before rushing out the door hoping it's not to late but not before turning around "thanks for taking care of her Knox and making sure she was safe dude"

You laid in bed still in your dress looking up at the ceiling now completely sober and wondering why you weren't good enough. Pretty enough. What was wrong with you. But you are pulled from your thoughts when there is banging on the door and the sound of Steve-Os desperate voice...

"Baby please open up please baby"

You thought for a few moments about letting him just stay out there, all while he continues to bang and beg but you don't want to replace a door you know he'd break it down if you didnt open it , so you get up and open the door "what no blonde bimbos? Or should I leave so you can have them come in"

"I totally deserve that! Baby just please listen please"

"Why should I Stephen? Huh?"

"Please let me in" he begged then gets on his knees "im on my knees baby please"

You let out a sigh and think about slamming the door but he would just disturb everyone so you move aside and let him in.

"You have 2 minutes to tell me why I shouldnt leave your ass for good" you say looking at your watch "start"

"Baby please dont leave me im fucking begging you! I am so sorry! I cant say that enough but ill say it til you believe me! Ill do what ever it takes! I know I was the world's biggest dick and worst boyfriend but please believe me when I say you mean everything to me! I love you so fucking much!"

"You sure Steve-O? Because tonight y-you broke my fucking h-heart?" You say with your voice cracking and a tear slipping down your face

"Please dont cry baby im sorry" he says softly wiping your tears

"You told your friends I was a-a fuck buddy instead of your the girl you love! You left me with Johnny actually you left me alone I was just lucky enough he stayed behind and then you had some girl hanging all over you, that ripped my heart out! If I would have been hanging on another man or another man would have been hanging on me you would have gone crazy and landed in jail for beating him to death" you say then have to take a minute to try to compose yourself "why?" Is all you asked

"I guess I saw the cameras and I know that isnt your favorite thing so I panicked"

"Nope you dont get to use that Steve-O! I told you up front while maybe its not my favorite thing I would learn to deal with it because of how much I love you but what I wont deal with is you being ashamed of me! I deserve more"

"I know you baby and im not ashamed-"Steve-O starts say before you cut him off

"Are you not ready for a serious relationship? Because you better tell me now so I dont waste my time!"

"I am ready baby I really am and I want it all with you and only you!"

You stand there looking at him wanting to believe him because you loved him more then anything but there was one thing that was still bothering you and you were hoping to say it without completing breaking down...so you take a deep breath to calm your nerves.

"Steve-O Im not blind I know I dont look like the girls that chase you I'm a bit more curvy my hips are little wider my boobs arent as big and I have thicker thighs with some stretch marks I-I...I know im not as pretty as the girls youve have in your bed but you always made me feel beautiful despite all that but to-tonight I have never felt so...bad about myself and the person I love the most made me feel that that. All I have thought about about is why the person who just a few hours ago couldn't keep his hands off me made us late to his own party because he dragged me to bed and couldnt wait to tell his friends about me spent the night ignoring me and making me wonder if you were actually gonna take one of those girls home and maybe if I looked like those girls maybe my boyfriend would have paid me a little attention ...am I not pretty enough" you ask finally breaking down in tears making Steve-Os heart break knowing he did this to the person her loves most in the world. He grabs you and wraps you in his arms while his own tears come to his eyes

"I am so fucking sorry! Fuck, you dont know how sorry i am. But please believe me when I tell you this...you are the most beautiful sexiest woman to ever live and I hate myself for making you think otherwise! I love your body! Your hips are my favorite thing about you. I love holding them and not just im a sexual way but because they are perfect. Those think thighs and those stretch marks drive me in-fucking-sane why do you think my head is always between them. And i could never take a girl home that wasn't you I dont want any other girl in anyway please believe that! Im sorry I made you feel I would ever do that to you. I have no fucking excuse for tonight other then I was a fucking dick! It scared the shit out of me when Knox told me you left, then when he handed me your necklace I felt the worst fear of my life thinking I just lost the best thing to ever happen to me, and if you give me one more chance ill never make you second guess my feelings for you again! Never make you cry or make you second guess how fucking beautiful you are! Ill call and make a public statement to every magazine that Steve-O has finally found the woman of his dreams and the one hes gonna marry! Please baby give me one more chance to prove everything to you" he says wiping your tears "I love you so fucking much please let me prove that to you"

You look into your boyfriends eyes, seeing the real pain he was feelings for hurting you you could tell he was sorry and sincere, and despite the pain and anger you were still feeling and know he still had to do some serious ass kissing, you couldn't just walk away.

"You have one more chanc-"

"Oh God baby thank you" he says cutting you off smashing his lips on to yours "thank you baby thank you thank you thank you! I promise you every word I said was true and ill prove them"

"You better because you hurt me so bad Steve-O that isnt gonna go away over night"

"I know baby"

"And if you ever give the time of day or entertain another girl especially one of those jackass groupies even if its a joke I will rip your balls off then best the shit out of her...you got me Stephen Glover"

"I promise! You are the only girl in the world for me" he says giving you another kiss then reaches into his pocket and pulls out your necklace "can I put this back on you please"

You turn around and lift your hair "wanna know what fucking scared me almost as much as the thought I lost you" he ask clipping your necklace back on

"Whats that"

"Knoxville fucking ripping me a new one in front of everyone! That dude never gets mad but he fucking yelled and laid into me like never before, he threatened to take you away from me said he'd treat you like queen and show you off take fucking billboards out and shit"

"Johnnys sweet and hes cute I mean hes Johnny Knoxville but I love you are the only jackass I want. I dont need billboards Steve-O I dont even need you up my ass when were out I dont care if you have fun with your friends! I just need your love, to know no matter how many girls hit on you or what they offer you come home to me!"

"I promise I will come home to you baby, I fucking love you"

"I love you too baby!" You say kissing him "you owe me so many orgasms I hope you know that" you say making Steve-O laugh

"As many as you want anytime you want"

"But right now its only 11:30 so you are taking me back to the bar and letting me get another buzz after you pay Knoxville back for my drinks, food and this room"

Back at the bar Steve-O does a proper introduction "ok guys let me do this the right way, the way it should have been done months ago...this is my beautiful girlfriend y/n"

"She gave your sorry ass another chance huh" Johnny says smiling

"Yeah but hes not off the hook completely hes got a lot of hell coming his way! Hes gonna be giving alot of foot rubs and putting that big mouth to work" you tell Johnny making him laugh

"Ill be happy to do it baby" Steve-O says kissing your check

"Glad it worked out and if he fucks up you have my number darlin" Johnny winks making you laugh...your boyfriend not so much

"Thank you for eailer Johnny, im sorry I was such mess"

"Sweetheart I work with these fuckers you were nothing"

And just in case you were wondering Steve-O not only paid Johnny back for what he bought eailer but also picked up the rest of his tab for the whole night.

The rest of the night Steve-O barley left your side and showed you off whether you were on the dance floor or playing pool and was very quick to let the girl from earlier know he was not interested..."not gonna happen see that girl right there in the sexy black dress" he says pointing at you while walk back from the bar "well thats the love of my my fucking and if you keep trying she will fucking kick your ass"

"Oh really yeah ok! I could take your girl no problem and when I do you can be my prize" she says running her hand down his arm not knowing you were behind her. But Steve-O saw and he smiled

"Ok dont say I didn't warn you" he says before putting his hands up and backing away making the girl look confused but she isnt confused for long..

You dont say a word just grab the girl by her fake extensions actually pulling some from her head turning her around before punching her in the face sending to the ground with blood spilling from her nose hearing all the guys hoop and holler when you throw hair at her

"Next take his advice and walk away! now take your cheap ass fake hair and rancid pussy out away from my man" then you grab a napkin and throw that at her too "oh and you got little blood"

"Dude that was fucking awesome I think I actually heard her fucking nose crack" Dunn says laughing as the girl runs out of the bar

"Your girl is fucking awesome dude" Bam tell Steve-O who smiles and wraps his arm around before smashing his lips on yours

"I know she is dude! And one day I'm gonna fucking marry her"

"Get me a ring and tell me a date and im there baby" you tell him with a big smile

"Maybe I already have a ring" he says reaching into his wallet pulling out a simple diamond ring and slipping it on your finger "what do you say baby? Marry me?"

"Of course ill marry you Jackass" you say grabbing his face bringing him in to a heated kiss while all the Jackass guys cheer

"Vegas anyone" you say smile when you finally pulling yourself away from Steve-O

"Fuck ya dude!"

You were married less then 24 hours after in a true Jackass style wedding! And even tho you told him not to Steve-O rented out 10 billboards all around LA with your wedding picture letting everyone know he was off now the market!

20 years and 2 kids later and you are still wearing your necklace and still going strong. You had gone through alot in those 20 years together especially when Steve-O got sober but you made it!

"Whatcha doing baby" Steve ask coming in the livingroom kissing your head before sitting beside you on the couch.

"Going through old pictures! And look what I found" you say handing him a picture from your wedding.

Steve-O was holding you brial style outside the little Vegas chapel. He was wearing a tuxedo shirt while you had on a short white dress with wedge heels.

"Its always been one of my favorites from that day" you tell him with a smile

"Crazy how 24 hours before that you were about to leave my ass"

"I was never gonna leave you Steve-O punch you, rip your balls off, hit you with my car all crossed my mind but not leave you"

"I wouldn't have blammed you i would have deserved it! I was dick that night" he says pulling you into his arms kissing your temple

"Yes you were but you have made up for it over the last 20 years! You got sober, gave me 2 beautiful kids and lets not forget 20 years of A-MAZING sex" you smirk

"Sex with me is pretty fucking good huh" he says making you hit his chest making his laugh "but really thank you for forgiving me that night and saying yes. I dont know where id be without you or if i ever would have gotten sober and stayed that way. It really was you and the kids that made me stay clean"

"Id say yes to you in any lifetime baby! I love you Mr.Glover"

"I love you more Mrs.Glover" he says kissing your lips softly before deepening it then pulls away and stands up throwing you over his shoulder makin

"What are you doing" you laugh

"To give you orgasms! Aren't I still paying my debt for that night" he say carring you up the steps and into your bedroom kicking the door shut behind him...