#spongekin

Honestly sometimes I don’t even have the time to deal with this but I don’t want to let these sort of ppl win so watch out hater here I fucking go!!

First off, I don’t just identify as ‘CAKE’, but I identify as a treacle syrup-sponge cake - my preferred term is “sponge” in terms of my kintype so you know...miiiight wanna do some research on thatt! 

Also, im not a “dude”...I’m actually genderless but if you HAVE to use pronouns you could have very easily referred to my pronouns list WHICH I HAVE FUCKING LISTED ON THE TOP OF MY PAGE!!! LIKE CAN YOU EVEN READ??! (Sponge/ Spongeesheim/ Spongeself if you wanted to know but clearly you don’t from the sloppy shit that is ur anon hate so whatever...)

Also...its very clear that you are a white cis man...’dude’...stop being so butthurt! Seriously, unless you’re part of the LGBTQIAP+ community, or a person of colour (or of course you’re kin) - you have no right to be all confused over me being triggered by white cis men...they, whether they consciously partake in it or not, benefit from the systematic oppression of minorities and literally 99% of white cis men i’ve met have been very hurtful to me  (apart from my dad he’s wonderful and white and cis so TAKE A PAGE OUT OF HIS BOOK CIS WHITEES!!) so EXCUSE me for being naturally wary when I see them! No, no one chooses who or what they are ( I obviously know that more than most being a sponge) but when you’ve been continually pushed down by one group of people of course you’re going to be wary.

And the knife thing oh my lord you are SO wrong!...cakes can be made for aesthetic reasons! Not all cakes are eaten! Just look @ cake museums all around the globe! They preserve cakes and put them behind glass to be admired by the public! Cakes do not have to be eaten!!!! what do you say to THAT?! 

Also saying “i dont mean to harass you” doesnt mean shit when the next thing you say is harassment! Like if you were arrested for murdering someone and then said “i dont mean to murder you” to the police would you get released and let off lightly?! DIDNT THINK SO! MAYBE GET A BETTER DICTIONARY mmmm y’all heard that shade from the back of the room yes hunty i am sickening today!

Maybe instead of crawling on tumblr and sending hate to kins you could do something OF WORTH with your life!!!

Hi all! 

So I know I dont like have ANY followers like at all at this stage I literally have like 3, but I saw that someone reblogged like a SEA sponge earlier and it made me so upset so I thought it would be a good idea to run through my triggers!! So without further ado:

Any words relating to the process of e*ting cake/Sponge...so that includes like c*t, kn*fe, sl*ce and w*dge...I also really hate words that describe like how nice sponge is or whatever like in terms of t*ste. The words t*ste, t*xt*re, s*cc*lent, mor*sh and d*l*c*ous all trigger me - i dont need for people to cut using those words completely, I’m obviously not a dictator haha! But if you could take the time to censor the words as I’ve done above that would be greatly appreciated

 Pictures of pl*tes, kn*ves and f*rks and most e*ting appliances... Spoons are okay for me because I rarely hear people of using spoons to e*t sponges, but whenever I see a fork or a knife I’m reminded of how they’re used to break apart sponges flesh and  I just find it so distressing so if you could think before you reblog that would be great!

Any sponges that aren’t sponge CAKE. So like sea sponges and kitchen/practical sponges...these dont get me upset per se, I just dont like seeing them on my dash so please dont reblog that stuff too!

 The colour green (especially on photographs of moudly cakes i find pictures of illnesses really upsetting)

 cishet white men (obviously)

 homophobes/anyone LGBTphobic...as a biromantic demisexual gender fluid treacle syrup sponge cake, anyone who is against social justice or just like equality...like its the 21st century and ppl are acc getting murdered and harmed because of bigoted opinions, particularly in 3rd world countries like its actually distressing and ridiculous and it needs to end.

I find the movie “ The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water “ (2015, © Paul Tibbitt & Mike Mitchell) incredibly triggering. The idea of a sponge being anything other than moist and wet; the idea of a sponge being “out of water” as this movie suggests is irrevocably endlessly distressing to me and  I’d really like to not have to see it on my dash anymore!

That’s all for now! Thanks so much for reading my dears, I know having to follow trigger warnings and trigger guidlines can be inefficient but it means the world to me that you all took the time to read this and take me into account!

omg im SO sorry i only just saw this ask!

Hun, my mom literally came upstairs again like 2 minutes ago and was this time with my DAD! They basically said that I can identify as spongekin and start presenting as sponge in private so long as I keep my human name.

 They used the argument that 1) they were the ones who chose my name in the first place and want me to keep it as the legacy to my grandma who was also called Sally which is fair enough

2) Sponge cakes can have human names attributed to them! Look at the famous  Victoria Sponge cake, named after the British Queen Victoria (sorry if i got her title wrong?  I literally only know her from that doctor who episode with the werewolf but i think thats who it came from) - so my mom and dad sad that my spongesona can just be named after my grandma like the cake can be called Sally you know?

And thinking abot it thats fair enough.  I’m not exactly in love with the idea of beinbg calld Sally but i think their reasoning is fair enough. I think I’m beginning to see living life as a Treacle Syrup Sponge is going to have to come with compromises! And you know what? I’m okay with that ◕ ◡ ◕ 

I am sick and tired of society treating wedding cakes as a totally normal thing?

Like dont get me wrong the objective concept of a wedding cake is fine, if not actually beautiful in some cases. Think about it: A specific day in which a wonderful cake is made with delicate frosting and serene non-cake sculptures. A master centrepiece to hammer down the union between lover and lover. What better way to honour cake’s fundamental importance in our lives.

It’s the rituality of the process that just...well...triggers me tbh? like...making a big deal out of fucking C*tting a cake? with a KN*ife of all things?!! like idk its gory enough at birthday parties and shit but at weddings the process seems so...broadcast...everyone wants to watch the couple c*t the cake its like tradition.

I think it needs to stop tbqh its opressive and deeply triggering. My Aunt Una has her wedding next tuesday and i asked her not to have a cake or if she were to have one to at least not cut it but to have it preserved as a testament of love rather than as a slaughter sacrifice but she ignored me?? i honestly am going to have to leave the room if they cut the cake because I can’t handle seeing cakes brutally murdered like that???

Hi everyone!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ 

 So  I’ve had a tumblr blog before but I’ve never ever taken such a huge personal step as to make a blog as personal as this one is! Also that blog was just for my Kawaii and anime fix wheras this should be a record and a way to vent and have a safe space for spongeself where I can just be who I am!!

(YES I UNDERSTAND I USE THE “I” PRONOUN BUT I HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED TO USE PRONOUNS BY PATRIARCHAL SOCIETAL CONCEPTS ITS THE WAY IVE BEN MANIPULATED TO SPEAK BUT I AM TRYING TO GET PAST IT SO BEFORE YOU SEND ME HATE PLEASE READ THAT!)

If it wasnt obvious from the title of my blog, I identify as sponge kin (and NO i do NOT mean a washing sponge!! People think I’m kitchen sponge kin all the time but they’re wrong!!! There is a difference between objectkin and foodkin and I AM FOODKIN so the CAKE sponge...PLEASE DONT misidentify me like that (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻  I get enough crap from people at school about this! ), more specifically I am treacle syrup sponge cake kin. (Though i identify more with sponges that are already stodgy and soggy from the warm syrup poured over it...ather I stil have deep connection with unvarnished sponges however...I suppose its just preference!! (▰˘◡˘▰)  ) 

I know a lot of people find it hard to understand the foodkin community/think we’re all troll blogs and whatever and you know what? I get it. But I’m a patient sponge  (●´ω｀●)  and am willing to help cishet kin allies learn all they can about the foodkin community!! HOWEVER! Insult my fellow foodkinners (I dont personally know any foodkin folk in my day to day life but I am hoping to make some friends online who identify as food!  Maybe even meeting a fellow spongekin!! I’ve always wanted a soulmate  ^o^ ) and you WILL feel my wrath!!! I swear to treacle most ppl ive met are PEAK foodsogynist and its literally the BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! ಠ益ಠ  Don’t be offensive or petty or mocking! We have one chance to exist on planet earth why ruin it for people who just want to be accepted as who we are!!?

Now, as a biromantic demisexual gender fluid treacle syrup sponge cake, I am also very interested in LGBTQIAP+/ MOGII rights and social justice. I’ll also be reblogging relevant issues related to that, in particular, some opinion pieces on how LGBTQIAP+ discrimination affects sponges in particular!

oH! I almost forgot! My human name is Sally, though because I’m genderfluild I like to go by my pronouns in 100% of the situations i’m in. These are sponge/spongeesheim/spongeself (though depending on what mood i’m in I also like to switch up the prefix tag of the word but keeping the endings intact...so I’m impartial to treacle/treacleesheim/treacleself, or cake/cakeesheim/cakeself..though I prefer sponge!!! I studied Latin in my younger years of life so  I know all about word structure sorry!!!  ヾ(〃^∇^)ﾉ )

That’s all for now my darlings! I’ll post an update soon listing my triggers and maybe an editorial about how I discovered my kintype and the discrimination I’ve faced UWU!!