sponge kin (▰˘◡˘▰)

tagged by: @thecatturkeygod

Rules: Using only song titles from one artist, cleverly answer these questions.

The artist I am selecting: Les Miserables Cast Recording (yes  I listen to musicals whats newww!)

What is your gender: Who Am I? (because I’m genderless ahaha)

Describe yourself: Look Down (I am 5ft 2 :( ) 

How do you feel: I dreamed a dream

If you could go anywhere, where would it be: The Wedding

Favourite mode of transportation: The Sewers (LOL)

Your best friend: Empty Chairs at Empty Tables (legit have no friends ffs)

Favourite time of day: Stars

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:Turning (because when I turn 18 in 3 years I’d like to start to get plastic surgery to appear more like a treacle syrup-sponge cake)

What is life to you: A heart full of love

Relationship status: On My Own :(

Honestly sometimes I don’t even have the time to deal with this but I don’t want to let these sort of ppl win so watch out hater here I fucking go!!

First off, I don’t just identify as ‘CAKE’, but I identify as a treacle syrup-sponge cake - my preferred term is “sponge” in terms of my kintype so you know...miiiight wanna do some research on thatt! 

Also, im not a “dude”...I’m actually genderless but if you HAVE to use pronouns you could have very easily referred to my pronouns list WHICH I HAVE FUCKING LISTED ON THE TOP OF MY PAGE!!! LIKE CAN YOU EVEN READ??! (Sponge/ Spongeesheim/ Spongeself if you wanted to know but clearly you don’t from the sloppy shit that is ur anon hate so whatever...)

Also...its very clear that you are a white cis man...’dude’...stop being so butthurt! Seriously, unless you’re part of the LGBTQIAP+ community, or a person of colour (or of course you’re kin) - you have no right to be all confused over me being triggered by white cis men...they, whether they consciously partake in it or not, benefit from the systematic oppression of minorities and literally 99% of white cis men i’ve met have been very hurtful to me  (apart from my dad he’s wonderful and white and cis so TAKE A PAGE OUT OF HIS BOOK CIS WHITEES!!) so EXCUSE me for being naturally wary when I see them! No, no one chooses who or what they are ( I obviously know that more than most being a sponge) but when you’ve been continually pushed down by one group of people of course you’re going to be wary.

And the knife thing oh my lord you are SO wrong!...cakes can be made for aesthetic reasons! Not all cakes are eaten! Just look @ cake museums all around the globe! They preserve cakes and put them behind glass to be admired by the public! Cakes do not have to be eaten!!!! what do you say to THAT?! 

Also saying “i dont mean to harass you” doesnt mean shit when the next thing you say is harassment! Like if you were arrested for murdering someone and then said “i dont mean to murder you” to the police would you get released and let off lightly?! DIDNT THINK SO! MAYBE GET A BETTER DICTIONARY mmmm y’all heard that shade from the back of the room yes hunty i am sickening today!

Maybe instead of crawling on tumblr and sending hate to kins you could do something OF WORTH with your life!!!

Hi all! 

So I know I dont like have ANY followers like at all at this stage I literally have like 3, but I saw that someone reblogged like a SEA sponge earlier and it made me so upset so I thought it would be a good idea to run through my triggers!! So without further ado:

Any words relating to the process of e*ting cake/Sponge...so that includes like c*t, kn*fe, sl*ce and w*dge...I also really hate words that describe like how nice sponge is or whatever like in terms of t*ste. The words t*ste, t*xt*re, s*cc*lent, mor*sh and d*l*c*ous all trigger me - i dont need for people to cut using those words completely, I’m obviously not a dictator haha! But if you could take the time to censor the words as I’ve done above that would be greatly appreciated

 Pictures of pl*tes, kn*ves and f*rks and most e*ting appliances... Spoons are okay for me because I rarely hear people of using spoons to e*t sponges, but whenever I see a fork or a knife I’m reminded of how they’re used to break apart sponges flesh and  I just find it so distressing so if you could think before you reblog that would be great!

Any sponges that aren’t sponge CAKE. So like sea sponges and kitchen/practical sponges...these dont get me upset per se, I just dont like seeing them on my dash so please dont reblog that stuff too!

 The colour green (especially on photographs of moudly cakes i find pictures of illnesses really upsetting)

 cishet white men (obviously)

 homophobes/anyone LGBTphobic...as a biromantic demisexual gender fluid treacle syrup sponge cake, anyone who is against social justice or just like equality...like its the 21st century and ppl are acc getting murdered and harmed because of bigoted opinions, particularly in 3rd world countries like its actually distressing and ridiculous and it needs to end.

I find the movie “ The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water “ (2015, © Paul Tibbitt & Mike Mitchell) incredibly triggering. The idea of a sponge being anything other than moist and wet; the idea of a sponge being “out of water” as this movie suggests is irrevocably endlessly distressing to me and  I’d really like to not have to see it on my dash anymore!

That’s all for now! Thanks so much for reading my dears, I know having to follow trigger warnings and trigger guidlines can be inefficient but it means the world to me that you all took the time to read this and take me into account!

omg im SO sorry i only just saw this ask!

Hun, my mom literally came upstairs again like 2 minutes ago and was this time with my DAD! They basically said that I can identify as spongekin and start presenting as sponge in private so long as I keep my human name.

 They used the argument that 1) they were the ones who chose my name in the first place and want me to keep it as the legacy to my grandma who was also called Sally which is fair enough

2) Sponge cakes can have human names attributed to them! Look at the famous  Victoria Sponge cake, named after the British Queen Victoria (sorry if i got her title wrong?  I literally only know her from that doctor who episode with the werewolf but i think thats who it came from) - so my mom and dad sad that my spongesona can just be named after my grandma like the cake can be called Sally you know?

And thinking abot it thats fair enough.  I’m not exactly in love with the idea of beinbg calld Sally but i think their reasoning is fair enough. I think I’m beginning to see living life as a Treacle Syrup Sponge is going to have to come with compromises! And you know what? I’m okay with that ◕ ◡ ◕ 

my mom is such a fucking bitch tho wtaf

I FUCKING told her that I didn't want to be called Sally any more and that I wanted her to start calling me Sponge but i swear to christ she gave me like the most deadpan glare id ever fukcing seen and said no?

Like does she not realise that invalidating who I am like this is literally going to make me run away. I am NOT Sally...I AM SPONGE/SPONGEESHEIM/SPONGESELF it. is. not. fucking. HARD!

Hiya! Thanks for your message (^▽^) 

Honestly i made that post in like a rly bad point! I’d just had an argument with my mum about likefoodkin and spongekin so i wasnt in the best frame of mind...so I totally take on board what you’re saying. Is the movie on Netflix? If it was like on streaming services I might acc watch it its just like if not im not sure I’d be that interested.  I’m glad I don’t have to boycott future Jen movies tho because she’s so fab!!

I am sick and tired of society treating wedding cakes as a totally normal thing?

Like dont get me wrong the objective concept of a wedding cake is fine, if not actually beautiful in some cases. Think about it: A specific day in which a wonderful cake is made with delicate frosting and serene non-cake sculptures. A master centrepiece to hammer down the union between lover and lover. What better way to honour cake’s fundamental importance in our lives.

It’s the rituality of the process that just...well...triggers me tbh? like...making a big deal out of fucking C*tting a cake? with a KN*ife of all things?!! like idk its gory enough at birthday parties and shit but at weddings the process seems so...broadcast...everyone wants to watch the couple c*t the cake its like tradition.

I think it needs to stop tbqh its opressive and deeply triggering. My Aunt Una has her wedding next tuesday and i asked her not to have a cake or if she were to have one to at least not cut it but to have it preserved as a testament of love rather than as a slaughter sacrifice but she ignored me?? i honestly am going to have to leave the room if they cut the cake because I can’t handle seeing cakes brutally murdered like that???