#cakekin

Friend: This cake is so pink look at this

Me: Yeah

Friend: It's so gay, look at it, it has a soul. Oh no! I'm hurting it! I'm sorry!

Me: What have I done?!??

Friend: What if the chocolate dots have souls of their own?

Friend: I'm eating chocolate souls.

Hi everyone!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ 

 So  I’ve had a tumblr blog before but I’ve never ever taken such a huge personal step as to make a blog as personal as this one is! Also that blog was just for my Kawaii and anime fix wheras this should be a record and a way to vent and have a safe space for spongeself where I can just be who I am!!

(YES I UNDERSTAND I USE THE “I” PRONOUN BUT I HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED TO USE PRONOUNS BY PATRIARCHAL SOCIETAL CONCEPTS ITS THE WAY IVE BEN MANIPULATED TO SPEAK BUT I AM TRYING TO GET PAST IT SO BEFORE YOU SEND ME HATE PLEASE READ THAT!)

If it wasnt obvious from the title of my blog, I identify as sponge kin (and NO i do NOT mean a washing sponge!! People think I’m kitchen sponge kin all the time but they’re wrong!!! There is a difference between objectkin and foodkin and I AM FOODKIN so the CAKE sponge...PLEASE DONT misidentify me like that (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻  I get enough crap from people at school about this! ), more specifically I am treacle syrup sponge cake kin. (Though i identify more with sponges that are already stodgy and soggy from the warm syrup poured over it...ather I stil have deep connection with unvarnished sponges however...I suppose its just preference!! (▰˘◡˘▰)  ) 

I know a lot of people find it hard to understand the foodkin community/think we’re all troll blogs and whatever and you know what? I get it. But I’m a patient sponge  (●´ω｀●)  and am willing to help cishet kin allies learn all they can about the foodkin community!! HOWEVER! Insult my fellow foodkinners (I dont personally know any foodkin folk in my day to day life but I am hoping to make some friends online who identify as food!  Maybe even meeting a fellow spongekin!! I’ve always wanted a soulmate  ^o^ ) and you WILL feel my wrath!!! I swear to treacle most ppl ive met are PEAK foodsogynist and its literally the BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! ಠ益ಠ  Don’t be offensive or petty or mocking! We have one chance to exist on planet earth why ruin it for people who just want to be accepted as who we are!!?

Now, as a biromantic demisexual gender fluid treacle syrup sponge cake, I am also very interested in LGBTQIAP+/ MOGII rights and social justice. I’ll also be reblogging relevant issues related to that, in particular, some opinion pieces on how LGBTQIAP+ discrimination affects sponges in particular!

oH! I almost forgot! My human name is Sally, though because I’m genderfluild I like to go by my pronouns in 100% of the situations i’m in. These are sponge/spongeesheim/spongeself (though depending on what mood i’m in I also like to switch up the prefix tag of the word but keeping the endings intact...so I’m impartial to treacle/treacleesheim/treacleself, or cake/cakeesheim/cakeself..though I prefer sponge!!! I studied Latin in my younger years of life so  I know all about word structure sorry!!!  ヾ(〃^∇^)ﾉ )

That’s all for now my darlings! I’ll post an update soon listing my triggers and maybe an editorial about how I discovered my kintype and the discrimination I’ve faced UWU!!