It Aint Easy Being Cheesy

A dorito in the sky for dorito-kin

"I was born as a human but I think I should be macaroni."

I am poor , but I feel like I am ballin in the insiiiiide .

Look, I can’t afford to become the way my soul knows I am at this point in my life. I try to pick up extra food or make sure my day includes as little activity as possible, but its not easy.

"Raping every person you see"

"It’s so triggering to hear a lawnmower, see piles of cut grass, and smell the stench of my fallen brethren.  People don’t know that cutting grass is murder to plantkins"

also love the random mention of “ableism” in the tags

i am actually waluigi kin please remove your blog it is very offensive and i will tell my dad

"Practicing anal probing on yourself"

"When you try to break through a wall but remember your human body is weak and fragile"

NO I HATE OTHERKIN GODDAMNIT