Jan 31, 2025
Sniper: Why are you so obsessed with giving the men of the Classic Team baboon uteruses?!
Medic: I want to have babies.
Sniper: ...you want to have babies?
Medic: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
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Sniper: Why are you so obsessed with giving the men of the Classic Team baboon uteruses?!
Medic: I want to have babies.
Sniper: ...you want to have babies?
Medic: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
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[Durandal and Calstone's duel at the bridge] Durandal: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Calstone Light O: 'Tis but a scratch. Durandal: A scratch? Your arm's off! Calstone Light O: No, it isn't. Durandal: Well, what's that then? Calstone Light O: I've had worse. Durandal: YOU LIAR!! Calstone Light O: Come on you pansy! (parry thrusts, Durandal chops Calstone's right arm off) Durandal: Victory is mine! (kneels) We thank thee, O Lord, that in my merc- (Calstone kicks Durandal's head) Calstone Light O: Come on then. Durandal: What? Calstone Light O: Have at you! Durandal: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. Calstone Light O: Oh, had enough, eh? Durandal: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. Calstone Light O: Yes I have. Durandal: LOOK!! Calstone Light O: Just a flesh wound. (bang!) Durandal: Look, stop that! Calstone Light O: CHICKEN! CHICKEN!
Shen Qingqiu: Now stand aside!
Tianlang-Jun: ‘Tis but a scratch.
Shen Qingqiu: A scratch?! Your arm’s off!
Tianlang-Jun: No it isn’t.
Shen Qingqiu: *points at his severed arm on the floor* What’s that then?
Tianlang-Jun: ...I’ve had worse.
Snow: Wasn't he great, my boy? Mithra: He was great, Snow-sama. Snow: The way he kept fighting after his head came off! Mithra: He was better when the head came off, Snow-sama. He was really dodging the guy.
If Wally turns out to be E̷V̶I̷L̸:
Poppy: *to the Welcome Home Restoration Committee* Now you lot listen here, he is not the Anti-Christ; he is a very naughty boy! Now go away!
Wally: *sulking in the naughty corner*
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Rogue: Welcome to my talk about how not to be seen.
Rogue: Behind two of these gravestones are Monk and Paladin. Monk, Paladin, would you two stand up please.
Monk & Paladin: (stand up)
Rogue, immediately shanking them: This demonstrates the importance of not being seen.
Sean: *shot in the head in Rhodes*
Bill: Is he okay?!
Arthur: Is he....Is he OKAY??! Is he....?!
Arthur: No, Bill! He's not! He's passed on! This boy is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! Once we bury him he'll be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the god damn choir invisible!!
Arthur: THIS IS AN EX-SEAN!!!
Rottytops: 'Tis but a scratch!
Sky: A scratch? Your leg's fallen off!
Rottytops: No it hasn't!
[Sky points to Rottytops' leg with a deadpan stare]
Sky: What's that, then?
Rottytops: ...I've had a lot worse.