When the Great Sage is Away...

Nero: What is he talking about? Bradley: Nice ego. How do you know he's not talking to me? Can't I be someone's darling? Nero: YOU BET ME FOR A NICKEL?!!! (strangles Bradley by the collar) Bradley: But it was a shiny nickel!

Rustica: (sings) I hanker for a hunk of, a slab or slice or chunk of, I hanker for a hunk of cheese! When your get-up-and-go has got up and went- (door knocking) Rustica: Hi, Chloe. Chloe: Pardon me, Rustica. I live next door. It is 3:30 in the morning. I am very tired. Rustica: Look, a wagon wheel. Chloe: What the hell is your problem? Rustica: I just smoked a whole bunch of crack!

Shylock: (gets seductive) You know, I'm not wearing any briefs. Rustica: Don't worry. We can always throw that chair out.

Figaro: I'm gonna be the oldest one there, and you know they're gonna laugh at me. Lennox: Look, you're the oldest one here and you don't see us laughing.

Nero: I'd always dreamed that my wedding ring would come from a gum ball machine. Faust: I don't know if you've heard but my family in the midst of some financial difficulties.

Cain: Arthur-sama. What exactly is your plan? Arthur: Save everyone and get home safely. Cain: That's not a plan, that's a wishlist!

Heathcliff: I would like to point out, again, that neither of you are wearing your safety goggles. Shino: Those are for nerds. Nero: Yeah. Nerds. Heathcliff: They're important if you want to have nerdy things like eyes.

Riquet: Owen's story reveals the glamorous life of a professional gold digger. He also makes up a bunch of stories, like the time Cain said he looked so cunt. Owen: (pisses off at a snickering Cain)