Riza, picking up the phone: Hello? Mysterious voice: Turn around. . . Riza: [cautiously turns around] Mysterious voice: Down here. . . Riza: [looks down] Grumman, laying on the floor with a phone in his hand: I can't get up. Riza: DANG IT GRANDPA!
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Riza, picking up the phone: Hello? Mysterious voice: Turn around. . . Riza: [cautiously turns around] Mysterious voice: Down here. . . Riza: [looks down] Grumman, laying on the floor with a phone in his hand: I can't get up. Riza: DANG IT GRANDPA!

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Hermes: They call me Hermes.
Hermes: They call me Mercury.
Hermes: They call me thegodofboundariesroadsandtravelersthievesathletesshepherdscommercespeedcunningwitmagicandsleep!
Guild Codex as a David Lopez Skit
Charlie, To Angel: Why do you fight with your brother so much? I'm sure he loves you more than he puts out!
Angel, To Arackniss: Ari!
Arackniss: What?!
Angel: Do you love me, brother?
Arackniss: No! I hate you!
Angel: *Throws a Knife At Arackniss*
Ezra: My leg fell asleep, I can’t feel it.
Maul: *looks at Ezra's leg, then stabs it*
Ezra: *screaming in pain* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
Maul: You’re a liar!

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Young Pharah: Is THIS your card?
Young McCree: Pft, n-
(looks over and sees Ana loading her tranq gun)
McCree: (nervously) Y-Yeah you little Houdini that is it!
Pharah: (turns and smiles) Mommy I did it again!
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Bow Training
Genji: Shoot that tree
[Hanzo pulls back and fires, hitting a passing by yakuza member in the eye, killing them.]
Hanzo & Genji: …
Genji: [snaps a picture with this phone]
Hanzo: He’s sleeping.
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Iverson: Aren't you a little old for a lemonade stand?
Keith: Aren't you a little old to be alive?
Iverson: I'll show you old!
Keith: *throws lemons at Iverson*