Incorrect Overwatch Quotes

Sombra: Who says I haven’t hacked your game already?

Genji: But Father isn’t here, AND YOU’RE A WEENIE!

Reaper: An apt description.

D.Va: Do you not get I’m mocking you?

Sombra: No, I’m lifehacking.

Tracer: You’re stealing my umbrella!

Sombra: Lifehack

Tracer: How are you hacking life you are literally taking my umbrella?

Sombra: ...

Tracer: ...

Sombra: ...Lifehacking.

Sombra: (P+ulling out a wad of cash) And I’m hacking.

Genji: Add to cart.

Zenyatta: No.

Moira: It gets better! When the rabbit woke up, his skeleton was missing... And the doctor was never heard from again!

(The two laugh)

Moira: Anyway... That's how I lost my research grant...

McCree: Yes.

Pharah: Alright, what does E-Y-E-S spell?

McCree: Eh-yes?

Pharah: Jesse. What does E-Y-E-S spell?

McCree: Eh-yes!

Pharah: Jesse, think, what. Does. E-Y-E-S spell?

McCree: Eh-yes!!

Pharah: Eyes.

McCree: What?

Pharah: It spells eyes

McCree: ...SHIT.

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Young Hanzo: Don't slut up your college.

Soldier-76: Because people like you. You’re quiet. You say “excuse me.” You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

Jack: Language!

D.Va: Is no one going to mention the fact Soldier just said ‘language’?

Jack: I know, it just... slipped out.

Tracer: Find the gauntlet!

D.Va: And for gosh sake, watch your language!

Jack: That isn’t going away anytime soon.

Lúcio: Can I just say I’m super confused. Like I have no desire to battle. I don’t even know how to properly throw a punch without breaking my hand. I once tried to block a fake slap that my friend swung at me and missed their arm entirely resulting in me accidentally backslapping them across the face. So like you don’t want to fight because chances are pretty good that I’ll end up accidentally hurting both of us. And it’ll just be awkward if we are both sitting there crying our eyes out. And I’m an ugly sobber so you don’t want to see that.

Sigma: Thanks, it was the black holes.

Gabriel: And you get to enjoy it with us.

Ana: All three of us.

Reinhardt: You are a lucky man.

Widowmaker: Who do you need dirt on now?

Soldier-76: Not this time, I need you to spy on the members of Overwatch and figure out who is jacking up our electric bill.

Widowmaker: I’ll save you the trouble. Moira and Genji binge anime. Sombra is addicted to Spanish soap operas. Mercy watches Grey’s Anatomy. Winston stares at the female gorillas on Nat Geo and Animal Planet and orders peanut butter on Amazon. Reaper and Junkrat watch cheesy horror movies. Mcree has watched so many westerns he’s started mouthing the lines.

Soldier-76: Wow. Okay.

Widowmaker: And let's not omit your binges of M*A*S*H.

Reaper: Suck my unit!