Tim drake but he has a completely unexplainable beef with one of the lesser Gotham rogues. I'm thinking like kite man or something. Where anyone who sees him fight them feels the need to pull him aside because it sounds like he is deliberately digging in to deeply personal traumas of that villain to hurt them. He regularly makes this rogue cry. He only ever says "they know what they did". Asking the rogue? "I know what I did :(". And yet, the rogue still makes specific effort to trap him.
Years later it comes out that he and this rogue thought it was funny watching the batfam and Gotham's collective concern and confusion. I headcanon that every Gotham rogue has been to at least one summer camp for theatre. The rogue can cry on command. It's literally just a bit.
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I saw this thing from who knows where, I sure don’t, but it was essentially that no matter how powerful an enemy is, they’re never really as equipped as they’d like to someone just running at them with a blunt weapon, and I like to think that’s how the bats work, not a soul they fight is truly as prepared as they should to someone running at them, holding a stick
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Riddler(laughing): cmon now red robin, entertain me
Tim(starts swinging with staff):
Riddler(expected detective Tim, got brute force): oh what the shit-
Riddler: nuh uh, nuh uh, nope. No
Riddler(running off):
Tim(mocking): cmon, entertain me
Riddler: you’re an ass!
Tim: I’m great
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Random goon: aww baby bird is all by herself-
Maps(punches him in the dick):
Random goon(crumples): ughfuck
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Deathstroke(crushing dicks com): aww little robin, can’t call for backup now
Dick(just throws an eskrima stick at him):
Deathstroke: oh cmon-
Dick: I still have my phone btw
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Jason: cut the crap black mask
Black mask: I just wanna keep my girls, and what are you gonna do? You don’t have anymore ammo
Jason(picks up a metal pipe):
Black mask(suddenly getting Déjà vu): ha, ha…
Black mask: I don’t like this.
Jason(grinning): good
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Kite man: cmon spoiler, you’ve got no more weapons
Steph(smacks him in the back of the head with a shovel): yeah I ain’t sure that one’s true
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Scarecrow: thank god I got it without its swords, its defenceless, and we both know that fear loves vulnerability
Damian:
Damian(picks up a brick):
Scarecrow: woah there, let’s not get too excited
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Penguin: stop raiding my lounge!
Cass: ?
Penguin(pointing umbrella at her): quit it
Cass(just punches him):
Penguin: Oof- god I miss when there was just one bat
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Joker: itty bitty batsy, all alone
Bruce(chucks his blackberry at him):
Joker: asshat.
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Calculator: nice to see you face to face oracle
Babs: ?
Calculator: yknow I should’ve tracked you down much longer ago-
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Spoiler: Chuck, sup. How's married life treating you?
Kite-Man: Really great. Don't worry, I'm not committing any crimes this week.
Spoiler: That's good to hear. Can I ask you some questions about a suspect Red Hood and I are searching for? We won't hurt you if you comply, yadda yadda, you get the rest.
Kite-Man: I do. I'd rather your boyfriend not shoot me, and I don't mind—
Spoiler (recoiling): What? Ew! He's not my boyfriend! That tool is my friend at most. I wouldn't sleep with him unless I was offered a million dollars issued to me each year. Ugh, gross!
Red Hood (fake chipper tone as he flipped Spoiler a middle finger): Hey, fuck you too.
Spoiler: Sorry, Hood, but he's confusing you with Red Robin, that's the man I had relations with.
Kite-Man: Oh! You're right, my bad. I was about to say, he's more your speed.
Red Hood and Spoiler: Her speed? / My speed?
Kite-Man: He's got unbridled rage and intelligence like you, and you're both bi. I don't want to assume anything, but he seemed like a good starter for you before you dumped him.
Red Hood: Actually, he—
Spoiler (interrupting with a covered prideful smile): That's right, Chuck. I dumped him. It was tragic, we weren't compatible, but stayed friends. The sex was good, but everything after that? Not for me.
Red Robin (on comms): Could you not insult me while I can hear you over the airwaves?
Spoiler: He overheard me. I'm ignoring him, he doesn't like being reminded that I dumped him. Thing is, I've got my eyes on his sister, and she is a foine replacement.
Batman: Oracle please disable my comms for the next hour.
Oracle: Because Spoiler wants to kiss your daugh-
Batman: DISABLE MY COMM!
Spoiler: I pissed off Batman now... it's going to be a good week.
Kite-Man: You frisky cat, I love your energy. Alright, for that compliment, I'll tell you what I can.
Spoiler: This is why you're my favorite villain. Red Hood, you want to join us for this interrogation?
Red Hood: Um, sure. This is oddly wholesome to witness. You actually like the kite loser?
Spoiler: Hey! This man took something as lame as kites and used it as his mode of being a villain. I respect that kind of commitment.
Kite-Man: You are a treasure. I just want you to know that.
