#snickers bar

have a treat!

Prompt was "End of the World" from @shinygalaxyperson

Mickey stomps through the front door, and slams it behind him, heading straight to the couch where he flops down dramatically, kicking his boots off and unzipping his vest.

"Jesus Christ, how do you expect me to work in these conditions?" He huffs.

Ian pokes his head out of the kitchen where he's preparing dinner.

"You ok Mick? What's wrong?"

"I went to the store after the last pick-up, but they were out of Snickers bars" Mickey whined.

YO! THE WAY I LAUGHEEEDDD!

This is so funny for so many reasons. One! That's tragic. We gotta turn that choc into cock. TWO! I was talking to a friend of mine a few weeks ago about favorite chocolate bars, and I said mine was a Snickers and then something about them being covered in veins. He laughed and said: 'that seems about right'. Yes, even my non-tumblr friends are aware that I'm a fucking degenerate.

NOW, he sends me Snickers memes. Here are the two most recent:

He's literally the best. We talk about the Mets games and he teases me about Dylan. I tease him about his current e-girl crush. He reads my stories and provides /10 ratings like some kind of smut-loving Roger Ebert. It's fucking hilarious. He gets to see select content from here of you guys running amok and it brings him great joy.

tldr; I love my friend and this ask.

Edited to add his reaction (i.e. evidence of above):