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I -
On GOD...
Dylan's incessant advertisement his happy trail is a subsection violation of some sort in some law. It has to be. To be honest, this shit should be a felony.
Seriously. He's out here attempting murder so casually? Like there shouldn't be any consequences? He just gets to walk away like it never happened? Sir. Your uppins shall come. You mark my words. There will be retribution for these heinous crimes.
P.S. that last one is frozen, but trust. It's good. I promise.
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we’re feeling sad and needing a kithy
it was a day and a half at work and i am also feeling sad and stressed and need a kithy so here u go 😚
could you spare some Dylan pics and thoughts for a particularly depressed soon to be 27 year old?
Awh! WHEEZER!
Sure I can. I'm sorry to hear you're having a hard time. This is always a hard time of year for a lot of people (myself included). I don't know your particular Dylan taste, but I'll give you some goods ;) I hope it helps!! 🥰
I hope you have a fantastic 27th birthday!!! I'm here to do what I can to make your days better, so I'm glad you came by ❤
we don’t talk enough about how hot and (rightfully) angry Dylan is in this scene
Okay...
First. I laughed out loud like an idiot when I saw your avatar. The WHEEZE. My God. That's incredible.
Second. Yes. I AGREE! I love me some passionately angry Stiles. Lord. I'd also pay good money to have him snarl at me like he does in this GIF from the linked set:
That's a good gifset. Thank you for reminding me that Stiles wasn't only ever on the receiving end of a good slam into a wall.
idliketoslamhimintoawallthonotgonnalie.........🤤
The only action I've gotten recently is the dick vein Snickers bar.
YO! THE WAY I LAUGHEEEDDD!
This is so funny for so many reasons. One! That's tragic. We gotta turn that choc into cock. TWO! I was talking to a friend of mine a few weeks ago about favorite chocolate bars, and I said mine was a Snickers and then something about them being covered in veins. He laughed and said: 'that seems about right'. Yes, even my non-tumblr friends are aware that I'm a fucking degenerate.
NOW, he sends me Snickers memes. Here are the two most recent:
He's literally the best. We talk about the Mets games and he teases me about Dylan. I tease him about his current e-girl crush. He reads my stories and provides /10 ratings like some kind of smut-loving Roger Ebert. It's fucking hilarious. He gets to see select content from here of you guys running amok and it brings him great joy.
tldr; I love my friend and this ask.
Edited to add his reaction (i.e. evidence of above):
I think anon sent this a while ago when people were sending me asks about having relationships with chocolate-covered almonds, but I'm not sure. I'm VERY behind on some asks.
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it’s come to my attention you don’t know that I check your blog like the news in the morning. i do lol.
Oh my GOSH!
The Trashy Times? ;)
That's so wild! I don't even know what to say!? My content being part of someone's daily routine/ritual is just... so cool.
Thank you for always being such a wonderfully supportive follower and for helping to make this place more fun! 😚
i agree, hinge
happy Valentine’s Day to me
What are you waitin' for, Wheezy?
Get your ass to LA and get you some!
I personally feel as though we don’t talk about this photo as much as we should. Aside from the ~literal god~ on the right…………….man is just eating straight bread.
honestly, good for him. same.
he saw a Panera and said mine
Yesss!!!
I remember when I first saw this, I said: "nothing is sexier than a man that appreciates a good loaf of sour dough".
It looks like it's homemade too, all wrapped up in a tea towel. He just went ham on that thing, and I love him for it ;)
