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BRUH! Not me forgetting to cover the splotchy hickey on my neck before going for a walk with hubs and his mother and her going:
"Oh my! What's wrong with your neck-- Oh. Oh my god! I know what-- I'm so embarrassed! I'm so sorry. Oh my god *nervous laughter patting thighs* I can't even look at you two right now!."
Mortifying. I need a hole to bury myself in. Stat. Effing hell.....
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Whoops 🤭
instagram(.)com/p/BgBTbt6g8SA/ Sticky I've never seen the first pic of young!Dylan before!! His hair omg. That's him right tho, my eyes aren't deceiving me?
OMG I’d never seen that one either!
Holy crap, lol!
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Hmmm.. being told this may not be him? Anyone have a source?
DEBUNKED! It’s Chandler Riggs, lol!
A fly on the wall in my bedroom this morning would have heard this ridiculous exchange:
Me: "So... we go pick up brunch takeout at the pub. Then you need a haircut. Then we can have a shower... and you can treat my body like an amusement park ride."
Hubs: *feigning shock* ".... My goodness! I hope I don't get motion sick..." *rolls over and snuggles me into a giggle fit*
Today, in another episode of mother-in-law mortification...
Some of you know we renovated a basement section of our home into an apartment for hubs' mom. It's all very nice. Very separate. Separate everything, including an entrance. Soundproofed. All that shit. Which is great and all... until the door that leads to the ONLY shared space in the house (the laundry room) loudly squeeks open while you're mid rapturous fucking moaning around the most deftly talented fingers on the planet....
Bruh. She defintely fucking heard it.
I just... yeah...
Fuck me and all my fucking dignity, I guess?
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Hubs has a question for the internet! What colour are his eyes? I have an opinion, but I will withhold it for now.
Thoughts?
Menstrual cramp-induced insomnia. I know what you're thinking... is that a new shitty Nu Metal band? And the answer is... maybe? I don't fucking know, but what I do know is that I hate everything and everyone in this moment of weakness and I will not apologize for it. Fucking uterus, you bitch.
