#skits

this audio and cuphead is the scared one

BYEEEE THIS IS SO THEM

I DO NOT KNOW WHY IT TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO MAKE THIS ONE.

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Megatron, optics on the screen:

Megatron, not even looking: put the canon replica back, sweetspark.

Bumblebee carrying the canon: aw, mom!/dad! I want to show this to bulkhead and sari! They haven’t seen one up close-.

Megatron: you’re holding it with both servos, you’re not carrying it all the way back to Detroit at your base.

Bumblebee, pouting: killjoy *walks back, dragging the ion canon*

Megatron, with a smug grin: love you too baby bee

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Optimus prime: we have to warn them that longarm is a decepticon spy.

Bumblebee, lightbulb moment: ooooh, yeah that makes a lot of sense now.

Optimus prime: thank primus, you noticed the similarities too?

Bumblebee: nah, just realising why long arm was beyond pissed when I was found in the locker with my legs detached.

Optimus prime, horrified & concerned:

Optimus: bumblebee… please don’t say such things so calmly-!!!

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Ultra Magnus: Optimus, no matter what happens, keep an optic on anything suspicious.

Optimus: I- we will Magnus, Optimus out.

Ultra Magnus: … Perceptor can you check bumblebee’s file to confirm.

Perceptor, checking the data file: name: bumblebee, designation: b-127, name of sire: d-16…

Ultra Magnus: d-16? Which one?

Preceptor: doesn’t say, apart from his occupation being a retired minor and gladiator… an odd retirement not gonna lie.

Ultra Magnus:

Ultra magnus, hit with realisation: oh. That must be megatron, he told me he was a retired-. That mech has a kid?!

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Black arachnia: hello Optimus, company. Hi bee!

Optimus prime: black arachnia, please we can-… come again?

Bumblebee in the back, waving: hi arachnia! How’s your week?

Black arachnia: eh, same old shtick, different cycle. You?

Bumblebee: pretty boring, hey if your not busy me and prowl ran into these mechanical organic plants that can take over mechanical machinery

Black arachnia: really? That sounds interesting. Terrifying, but interesting-.

Ratchet: can we have a normal battle for once? Please?!

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Megatron, holding babybee: … bumblebee-.

Bumblebee, koala grips megatron: nope.

Megatron: bumblebee-.

Bumblebee: nope! I refuse, I ain’t looking!

Megatron: bumblebee we’re not even fully up in the air, we haven’t even reached the top of our home.

Bumblebee, hugs megatron tighter: no! No more going higher! No!

Megatron, sighs: *slowly descents until on the ground* you’re lucky I love you.

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Sentinel: if you’re really sure that this bot is bumblebee. Then how do we know which is which?

Ratchet: as far as I know, I can do an energon level sample.

Prowl: how about this. We call bumblebee’s sire.

Bumblebee in wasp’s paint: no. No. No. No! He’ll shoot wasp at first sight if he learnt what wasp did! Wasp won’t survive

Wasp in bumblebee’s paint, confused & concerned:

Bulkhead: hmm… i have a better idea to tell who is who.

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Bumblebee: wait, is that…? It is! CYCLONUS!! *waves*

Cyclonus: *turns smiles and waves before going back into the fight*

Optimus: wait you know him? *points to cyclonus*

Bumblebee: yeah, he used to babysit me whenever mom/dad has an orbital cycle trip, was probably an excuse to meet up with the decepticons.

Optimus, optics wide:

Bulkhead, blinking in complete shock:

Prowl, same as bulkhead:

Ratchet, so done with this: oh for-. What’s next?! *sarcasm* Strika is your aunt twice removed?!

Bumblebee: godcarrier actually, strika’s not related to my sire or carrier so….

The crew:

Ratchet, throwing his hands up: I give up.

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Bumblebee: hey sire, shanix for your thoughts?

Megatron, leaning on the balcony: ask away, my son.

Bumblebee: just something itching on my processor… what was carrier like? Before i was forged, at least.

—flashback—

Shutter: don’t underestimate me, tyrant! For I am the star warrior shutter, warrior of the blade… *takes out rifle blaster* NOW EAT THIS SUCKA!!!

Megatron: wait what- *almost gets blasted*

—end of flashback—

Megatron:

Megatron: … shes an unpredictable femme, one who keeps my men in line to a T and has not lost in a fight. *sighs* but I love her.

Bumblebee: wait you lost a battle with carrier, before loosing to Optimus?

Megatron, side eyed bee: … cease your smirking son, I didn’t say such a thing.

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*a megop scenario*

Optimus: i fought him off.

Ratchet: yeah, tell that to the indents on your restarlueus joints.

Bumblebee: are you gonna be ok, bossbot?

Optimus: I’ll be fine bee, fighting megatron has its limits. Especially when he wants to fight me over and over, downside of defeating him once, huh?

Bumblebee, confused:

Ratchet: tell me about it, as far as I know. Once he sets his optics on something, he won’t go down without a fight.

Bumblebee internally: was dad/mom trying to court bossbot? Is he trying to court him??

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Welp *claps* I hope this’ll be enough until ao3 is back up and running. For some of y’all it’ll probably be longer… I give you guys my best wishes.

… and also these random skits I have.

Disclaimer: that bit with shutter being a warrior of the blade is probably not gonna stay, I’m still figuring out her profession in this au for animated, I just wanted to bring in another owl house reference.

[photo ID: screenshot of a tiktok with the comments open.

the tiktok reads "Has been on my chest for a while: your hate for math is just as much anti-intellectualism as disregarding humanities."

a comment from the creator reads "Getting to a point of hating something because you're not good at it, is anti-intellectualism. Learning new information is ALWAYS hard and a longer process one has to actively engage with, I struggled with studying languages my whole life and you never see me running around saying I HATE languages. Y'all will never fight anti-intellectualism when you're so willingly not trying to see the point here, that we live in a society of math haters. It's not an individual issue. And it absolutely serves its purpose keeping people more uneducated to uphold capitalism."

They had so much fun together.

Vincent Price and Red Skelton -

Hi I did a thing! That’s totally what happened right?