May 25
Do you have a crush on Beleg?
Yes
Yes, platonically
No
Who is Beleg?
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Do you have a crush on Beleg?
Yes
Yes, platonically
No
Who is Beleg?
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Who's Going in the Dunk Tank poll - feat. a varied selection of Tolkien characters
This is less about who does or doesn't deserve it, and more about who would be the most amusing choice. But at the end of the day, you can dunk someone out of spite, endearment, or just silliness.
If you don't see the character you want today, keep an eye out, because they might show up soon!
(@pollkien because I think you'd like this 😂)
Who's going in the dunk tank today?
Thingol
Finwë
Thorin Oakenshield
Éomer
Denethor
Smaug
Erestor
Finarfin
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
Saruman
Since Earendil and Elwing missed the majority of their sons childhood and developmental years who was in charge of giving Elros and Elrond the talkTM ( no not the choice of the half elves talk, the other one ) and how well did they do it
Maedhros
Maglor
Gil Galad
Finarfin
Eonwe
Celebrimbor
Galadriel
Celeborn
They found out on their own
Someone else told them (explain in notes)
Another funnier option would be that neither of them found out until after Elros’ marriage when some confusion arose between Elros and his Wife. Elros then frantically writes to Elrond to ask him what sex is and how it works. Elrond, who has no idea what Elros is talking about, brings this up to Gil Galad, Galadriel and Celebrimbor after a council meeting at which point all three remember, with no small amount of panic, what they forgot to discuss with the twins. This results in one of Gondor’s archives/museums having a stack of letters adressed to Elros Tar Minyatur sent by several famous historical elves. Unfortunately due to the age of the letters and the fact they were written in ancient elvish no one can read them but its is assumed they were important diplomatic messages. If they could read them, the scholars of Gondor might be a little suprised and confused why the adult King of Numenor had received multiple, quite lengthy letters detailing how sex works.
In general, what's your favorite version of the Best Dark Lord Ever?
Mairon (pre-corruption flavor)
Lord of Werewolves (1st Age bad boy)
Annatar (everyone's favorite pretty elf boy <3)
Lord of the Earth (Golden Age - at least for him - era)
Zigur (human sacrifice is cool)
Sauron (late 2nd Age, terrible to look upon, etc)
The Necromancer (Dol Guldur vacation time)
Lord of Mordor (War of the Ring era)
Bonus: Tevildo (Kitty Cat flavor)
I'm going to do follow up polls of what version of Sauron do you most like to read fanfic about (for fic readers), what version of Sauron do you most like to draw (for fan artists), and what version of Sauron do you most like to write (for fanfic writers). I'm curious :)
Part 2: I’m back with another one, so choose your roommate...
Maedhros, but his brothers constantly visit to sleep over and makes a mess
Celegorm, but he’s an adrenaline junkie who brings you along to join his stunts
Finrod, but you don’t have a room because it’s his closet, so you sleep outside
Glorfindel, but his long golden hair is all over the place, even in your food
Feanor, but he makes you join his “Hate my brother with me” campaign
Fingolfin, but Feanor also lives with you two and they’re always fist-fighting
Beleg, but he does target practice by shooting apples of your head
Finarfin, but you don’t even know he exists and is your roommate
Caranthir, but he taxes you for everything you use and calls it amenities fee
Melkor, but he forces you to join his cults and come over to the darkside
Reblog for a wider response, please and thank you! The first part is over here: Choose your roommate
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Very important poll 2
Who in the Silmarillion is the best at sex
tuor (so good at sex he saved the world)
maedhros (u know Fingon went to hell and back for that mouth)
elwing (almost doomed the world with that pussy)
lúthien (sexiest person alive)
melian (pussy so good you forget your own name and your entire family)
húrin (the day will come again before he’s finished with u)
celebrimbor (that schlong almost redeemed a dark lord)
finrod (likes holes)
celeborn (kept galadriel satisfied for thousands of years that shit takes WORK)
finwë (dick so good he got a Catholic to agree remarriage was ok)
túrin (sooooo good at stabbing people he loves)
Pick a Tolkien adaptation of my dreams
Big budget Silm series that is somehow good and true to the book's spirit
Follow-up/spin-off of the above about the Second Age
Arthouse movie based on the Children of Hurin
Silmarillion animated series
Lay of Leithian animated movie
Series about the Gondorian Kinstrife (look what you could have done, Amazon)
Lay of Leithian musical
Hamilton-style musical about Valinor Years of Trees politics
Hamilton-style musical about Eregion/The War of Elves vs Sauron in the 2nd Age
Andreth x Aegnor musical
See results
Yes, I know one of these isn't in the Silm; the appendices count, *shrug*
technically Andreth isn't in the Silm either but I don't think anyone will protest
What is your favourite version of Daeron?
Half-maia, son of Thingol and Melian
Elf, not related to Thingol
Half-maia, but not son of Thingol and Melian