ALSO omg i saw the ask about Dreadmags (which is also very yummy, I can easily get behind it as well) but I focused on the tags.
Magnus/decepticons ships can be soooo good... no one would expect it from the strict Commander either..
AND. your tag about Shockwave/Magnus ? (two beefy boys, except one's a bottom) I would love to hear more about it if you have anything. Because that could get.. weird ;)
Listen this g1 video lives in my head rent free. Ultra Magnus being respected by the decepticons is sooo gooood to me. Babygirl deserves it!!!! And maybe respected in a disrespectful way
Shockwave/Ultra Magnus..... Crack ship I thought about for .5 seconds and then immediately became obsessed with....
I'm thinking like. Ultra Magnus is captured by shockwave. He expects to be ransomed back or straight up killed. But instead shockwave tells him he's needed for experiments. So now Ultra Magnus is expecting torture. And then shockwave tells him "I had this dildo made to your exact maximum valve specs" and Ultra Magnus says "what." But by the time he's done talking shockwave's poured half a bottle of cyberlube in his valve and is working the massive spike in there.
And then Ultra Magnus spends the next week being subjected to sexy experiments as shockwave does crazy things to what mechs valve. And then Shockwave mods his valve, and does more sexy experiments. By the time Ultra Magnus does escape he's gone from someone who's had one (1) sexual encounter to a mech who's overloaded more times in a day then most do in their entire lives.
And, if anyone bothered to check, shockwave has every hour of the experiments recorded in his files. He goes back to watch them sometimes for... Research purposes.
(Megatron: shockwave! What have you been doing in the 4 millions years we were in stasis?
Shockwave, kicking his records of fucking Ultra Magnus under his bed: uh, working on a... Uh.... Space- bridge? Yeah, that's what I was doing-
Megatron: fantastic! Send the blueprints over and we'll build on on our end
