Meme of plankton screaming YESSS towards TFA Longarm being an absolute slut!!
I want him hiding under Ultra Magnus' table while he is in office cockwarming his spike for hours, arguing with Sentinel and fucking the words fucked out of him until unable to speak, quick dirty sex with Optimus whenever his space bridge crew finally docks at Cybertron for resupplies and inviting nearly every mech in his department to have a round on him in Longarm Prime's own office - if he has a sparkling, which he probably will from the sheer amount of transfluid in his tank, they will have to host a lottery or something to find who is the sire because good LORD PRIMUS is this guy a WHORE I love him
I desperately need to know the implications of Longarm (Shockwave) getting pregnant considering his disguise tbh
(though in general that asks questions about how Longarm handles his medical stuff while deep undercover) (is his primary medic in on it or is there situations there)
The "who's going to be in the sparklet's life" conversation here has to be wild though
