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epic comebacks that werk every time
i hope a moose sits on your house
what are you, some kind of monkey?
melons have more intelligence than you
i’ll eat your entire family in a week
i’d rather lick one billion rats than lick you
at least i’m not part of da goofy association
what if i told u were asleep this whole time
ur face is funnier than an upturned lobster
im a swagasoaurus ur a dumbasoaurus
i’m a president and will smite u uwu
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If anyone finds this footage, you win the internet for the year.
me when i make a reference irl that people don’t understand
fo you still eat lizards and beatles like the common elvis, or do you eat shrimps and frogs?
woahter mama i feed on krill and algae
Can no longer claim to be a reader in public because what am I supposed to say when they ask, "What books are you reading?"
Like, book?
Nah, im reading klance and maribat fics from a teenager who just learned English and got hit by a semi yesterday, so her updates were a bit slower but ill check again and let you know what's up.
No, every time i say, "Oh, nothing new."
Im a liar and a coward, and I can not have this conversation again.
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I can’t get over the fact that bowuigi exploded after the trailer, and so did my brain apparently. But hey, we outta thank them for adding those clips at least we can fuel our weird little brains with scenario's for our fanfics and what not :)
ik my thoughts are less invasive n i feel some semblance of “normal” when im not using this to shit post as much. i still be using it to shit post, but its not my brain regurgitation.
