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@aquaticelvis
Woah Mama come in, the waters fine

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sorry about my abscence, i’ve been on a great ocean voyage
i briefly got turned into a seahounddog
I don’t like being referred to as a boy
Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)
This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it
Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals
WHAT
The average Tumblr community experience
The chance of one of your mutuals running a gimmik blog is low, but it's never zero
Reblog if one of your mutuals runs a gimmick blog
Eheheheheheheheheh @snipemeout
heheheheheheheeheheheeheh....
I run 8-9
How!?!?!?
I only have 1 and I still struggle to post
I never said I regularly posted on all of them.
I see posts, be like 'it would be funny if this gimmick blog responded, but this gimmick blog doesn't exist' then I I fix that, respond to the post, and keep an eye out for any other things I could do with the blogs.
You have to go hunting if you wanna know which ones are me though.
@aceofpans looking at you
@deity-of-the-forgotten :)
i know what you are
YEAH WELL I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
what am i
I know you're @evilspellcheck-offical and I suspect you may also have created @the-fuck-satan but I'm not sure about that one
i am, in fact, not aceofpans (nor is @the-fuck-satan because i also run that one), but they do run @evilspellcheck-offical
Well I know that now, @weevil-offical. I saw the Satan reblog.
whoater mama here i am
MISTER PRESIDENT!?!?!?
not quite
Your pinned post leads me to believe otherwise
oh uh… whoater mama ur right
I don’t like being referred to as a boy
Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)
This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it
Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals
WHAT
The average Tumblr community experience
The chance of one of your mutuals running a gimmik blog is low, but it's never zero
Reblog if one of your mutuals runs a gimmick blog
Eheheheheheheheheh @snipemeout
heheheheheheheeheheheeheh....
I run 8-9
How!?!?!?
I only have 1 and I still struggle to post
I never said I regularly posted on all of them.
I see posts, be like 'it would be funny if this gimmick blog responded, but this gimmick blog doesn't exist' then I I fix that, respond to the post, and keep an eye out for any other things I could do with the blogs.
You have to go hunting if you wanna know which ones are me though.
@aceofpans looking at you
@deity-of-the-forgotten :)
i know what you are
YEAH WELL I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
what am i
I know you're @evilspellcheck-offical and I suspect you may also have created @the-fuck-satan but I'm not sure about that one
i am, in fact, not aceofpans (nor is @the-fuck-satan because i also run that one), but they do run @evilspellcheck-offical
Well I know that now, @weevil-offical. I saw the Satan reblog.
whoater mama here i am
MISTER PRESIDENT!?!?!?
not quite
I don’t like being referred to as a boy
Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)
This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it
Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals
WHAT
The average Tumblr community experience
The chance of one of your mutuals running a gimmik blog is low, but it's never zero
Reblog if one of your mutuals runs a gimmick blog
Eheheheheheheheheh @snipemeout
heheheheheheheeheheheeheh....
I run 8-9
How!?!?!?
I only have 1 and I still struggle to post
I never said I regularly posted on all of them.
I see posts, be like 'it would be funny if this gimmick blog responded, but this gimmick blog doesn't exist' then I I fix that, respond to the post, and keep an eye out for any other things I could do with the blogs.
You have to go hunting if you wanna know which ones are me though.
@aceofpans looking at you
@deity-of-the-forgotten :)
i know what you are
YEAH WELL I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
what am i
I know you're @evilspellcheck-offical and I suspect you may also have created @the-fuck-satan but I'm not sure about that one
i am, in fact, not aceofpans (nor is @the-fuck-satan because i also run that one), but they do run @evilspellcheck-offical
Well I know that now, @weevil-offical. I saw the Satan reblog.
whoater mama here i am

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I could solo every single “official” blog, I don’t care how many of them there are. So what if you have the grim reaper, I already fought that guy, won, and came back. Half of them are food and drink I’ll just eat them.
Is that so?
yeah I already killed yellow solo cup
"Yeah" should be capitalized, and there should also be a comma after it. Additionally, you misspelled "offical" in your original post. There should be a question mark, not a comma, after "Grim Reaper", and I believe a semicolon belongs after "drink".
I got into your head, didn’t I? Now I know who you really are.
no you don’t whoater mama
i counted my eggs before they hatched and it turns out i have over 50! for convenience i will keep them all in one basket
woahter mama that’s a slippery slope
not so Christian things
woah father how dare you
woahter mama that’s sacreligious
Gimmick Blogs raise your hands
whoater mama raising my fin
bring back the bird
I-I can’t! I cant bring back the bird!
tweet tweet it’s ur roots
I don’t want to go back to my roots.
woahter mama listen to your heart
Elvis?!
hummina hummina

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bring back the bird
I-I can’t! I cant bring back the bird!
tweet tweet it’s ur roots
I don’t want to go back to my roots.
woahter mama listen to your heart
are you and mothwoman exes or something
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!!!!! FORMER FRIENDS, APPARENTLY! :(
I could be your new friend, Nixon. We could fight communism together…
Vroom Mama. Hey Staffley. How ya doin? It's been a lil bit. Have you chilled out at all?
whoater mama love me a bit of communism
imagine not having free healthcare
*cough* @america-offical *cough*
Goddamned communist PSYOPS! Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head!!!!
Ok I'll hand it to Gough, the medicare was a good idea
Goddamned communist PSYOPS! Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head!!!!
Classic Nixon. Labeling even the most basic healthcare reform that most wealthy countries take for granted, and label it "communism". Do you really think our current healthcare system is defensible, Dick? Do you know how many Americans die every year because they don't have health insurance? Or because their health insurance doesn't cover the life-saving medical procedures they need? Do you know how many Americans accrue mountains of medical debt?
Universal healthcare coverage through a program like Medicare For All is not a radical solution: It's a conservative one. A radical solution would be something like beheading every single private health insurance and pharmaceutical company C.E.O. and nationalizing our healthcare system, eliminating all for-profit healthcare. Every day I keep finding the radical option more and more appealing...
Woah comrade, the bourgeoisie elite having control over who lives and who dies cannot continue. The needs of the many out weight the selfish capitalistic desires of the few. Revolution now, hummina hummina!
whoater mama this is a mess
i thought ur name was lesbian incest for a while
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Well someone is not getting a flower
noooo i wan da flower
i’m innocent i just have bad literacy
Thy illiteracy is most scandalous, to speak naught but the truth.
am just egg
Soon to be an omelette
nuuuuuuuu don’t turn me into an omelet pwease 3: i will do anyting
Very well
I need three gallons of human blood
Two bottles of snake venom
Vintage doll from victoria era
Amethyst size of cat's head
And chocolate cupcake
okay what specific time in the victorian era come on now 🙄
but i got it all for u, the snake venom was kinda hard cause they got teeth so ya know. pointy.
and of course da amethyst. shiney
and i have loads of human blood i’m never gonna use anyway *gets syringe*
here ya go *faints*
don’t forget….the cup.. cake
Oo cupcake
Thou shalt be granted forgiveness, mine sweet maiden.
*sips blood*
Quick question
If u gonna die can i keep your body
I think my flowers would appreciate you
*wakes up*
yippie *does little jump and clicks ankles together*
okae goodbye mwah
Okay bah bye
You're very cute little froggie
Here's your flower 🌺
yippie thank u madam :33 YIPPIE FLOWA *puts in my hair and twirls away into a puff of fairy dust*
Tumblr is weird because how do I explain the fucking officialverse to my girlfriend
@satan-offical what do you have to say in response?
Do people talk about the officalverse irl?? Like how does it come up in conversation??? "sorry your mum passed away, have you heard of the officalverse?"
whoater mama i can’t think of a more appropriate conversation

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It's so much easier to get followers on a stupid gimmick blog for some tumblr universe
whoater mama they’re not wrong