#sdafj

GOD I LOVE TEH DND BEYOND OPENING SO ! MUCH!!!

liams got a hand to his chest and i ALSO feel literally so touched

AWWWWWWW BEAU AND KIRI AND JESTER ARE CUDDLED UP TOGETHER

let’s be real Matt’s Kiri is SOOOO CUTE

‘yeah im not sure that’s gonna work for me’  ahahaha Fjord

FJORD!!! almost killing beau!! i was like, what the fuck are you doing travis??

wow Fjord LITERALLY almost killing beau jfc did nobody see that coming? nobody was like; hmmm when we hit it people close to it DIE. JEZUS FUCKING CHRIST

i know she doesn’t die but i would just be like: why is everybody so stupid man

WHY WOULD LIAM FUCKING TRY TO CAST FUCKING FIRE ON IT. HOLY SHIT EVERYBODY ON THIS TEAM IS SO STUPID EXCEPT LAURA??????

if he casts magic missile he’s gonna hit the troll at least four times, which will make beau fail her fucking death saves i don’t know how many times

I know there’s not much choice here because they can’t let it get away but like

WOW

Like, i did not expect the poison to do so much damage so i as a monk would also probably have darted forward but WOW, the rest is dealing really badly with beau being in range of the fucking poison

oh GOD, Liam thank fucking god you changed your goddamn mind

honestly if Beau could have stunned it - that WAS a good plan

Laura is about upset and worried as i am

YASHA JUST ABSOLUTELY DASHING AT THE TROLL GOING: DROP IT!!!

JESTER JUST SAVED BEAU THANK YOU LAURA

EXACTLY. LIAM YOU ALMOST KILLED HER! TRAVIS DUMB DUMB AND LIAM ALMOST DUMB DUMB

awww im so glad that didn’t happen tho. Matt has such an amazing DM pokerface

loved that lil exchange tho. ‘caleb could have done it’ ‘could you have done it caleb?’ ‘no i don’t know how to do that’ ‘see he couldn’t have’ ‘he could’ ‘no nott i have my limitations-’ ‘BREN’

‘it’s oddly specific how much i can freeze’ hahaha

jfc fjord survived and concentrated so much and i am so FUCKING tired of these flies on my computer screen UGGHGH

and he’s unconscious. like  what the fuck i mean. fjord has 17 AC right? oh but it was 18 to hit and 16 attack

Beau is chaotic as fucks she hates people trying to control others if she can help it she puts a stop to it. she doesn’t think things through much though - she doesn’t think like, ideology through much - just rationalises it with bullshit because her priority is just that and it’s gutdeep.

Caleb got blasted not just because he’s way more paranoid about powerful artifacts and everybody kinda liked Cali but because he’s so SNEAKY about it (Nott does not help in this respect). and he tried to NOT be sneaky about it but it comes across as so sneaky. why is that? i think because he tries to exert control over the situation, like he’s some kind of authority and they don’t accept it. he should just lay out the facts and speak for himself: I don’t trust you or your intentions and I WANT to check first magically that you are speaking the truth. WHAT DO YOU THINK AND DO YOU AGREE, PARTY? that would really help him. because of course he was right to have some reservations.

Cali is just gonna leave em? are they not gonna get her help for the next round D: