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so...it’s actually 2019 - but the tech is not like ours (is that coz kennedy never got shot?)

ya i thought the concert was gonna be the bomb

‘we need to find out what causes the apocalypse’ irony. it’s vanya you dumb-asses. Luther always being an idiot

luther gets kicked in the face again by how shit a leader he is lol. being a leader doesn’t mean being number one, being the best, being the most valued. it means looking at your team and knowing whats going on and helping the individuals be their best selves so they can work together

AS I THOUGHT

vanya is actually god

AHAHAHAHAHA

great going baron von abusive dad - set up the apocalypse by being such an absolute fucking dick

i just cannot get over luther and allison uh - like how did the anti-incest syndrome not kick in. im just so uncomfortable with it. i know it’s supposed to be like a cute het ship or whatever - the sensible older brother and sister (see? that sounds weird) - but i actually despise that because they are terrible at those roles

leonard is good at that manipulation

‘the world needs a leader an im not it’ does it need a leader? but it’s certainly not you no

these people CANNOT use their words. they’re terrible at it. they always go around showing each other things because they can’t fucking speak their feelings

allison/luther? just not feeling it AT ALL. allison is lovely yes, but these two were the golden self-righteous assholes. im skippin right on through

i just don’t think luther is cute, i don’t think he’s sweet, don’t think he’s handsome, don’t think he‘s anything attractive

now diego, he’s compelling. he was a total shit but he came around

now this shipping of luther and allison just YIKES i just skipping...random dance fantasy???MINUTES AND MINUTES ON IT AND THE KISS COME ON

the sweetest kindest man>???? YES HE IS AN IDIOT

so the idea is that they all achieve ..catharsis? or the secret?

Diego is told the secret by mom, luther and allison end up together and leave the missions behind, klaus sees dave again and beats his demons, vanya realises what’s been done to her? (and then possibly causes the apocalypse due to an orchestrated collapse of identity) but five destroys all that

for a reason? time travel in this has started to become impossible to follow and impossible period.

also. who the fuck thinks they can go up against somebody who can fucking teleport

now that’s a good speech five.

there is so much leader rhetoric bullshit in this family

i wonder when vanya will realise. soon. i think

leonard staged that. i think....he seems to want to go real far

so the real day ended in Five bleeding out, Diego in prison, Luther high and completely distracted, Klaus on the streets having never got anything sensible out of his dad, Allison on her way to Vanya, who has no reason to listen to her.

if he knew the apocalypse was coming,and he knew vanya was a god in a human body, then why the fuck did he 1. not just kill her 2. completely fuck her up

seems like they’re sucking the life out of everything and everyone

but Ruth was fine on that day before!! had she just not made any tea yet?

are these all just timelines??? Nadia had the exact same thought!

are they just going deeper and deeper into the universe?

the comedic timing of these fucking deaths are incredible

what i don’t get is why they didnt immediately do the therapy?

still i think his girlfriend was entirely right to leave if she felt that way

there’s a theme here of having to work together

HER FACE

...one ep later

THAT WAS SCARY AS FUCK

she hadn’t noticed that there were fewer and fewer people

no knocking this time

SHE’S RUNNING OUT OF TIME

all this time i’ve been thinking that maybe it’s a supernatural power trying to take over the universe, eating everything

is that it? bc this dive into horror (which im really not good with) makes me think so

LIZZY is GONE

and Max...is just a remnant...?

‘you wanted to live. the most beautiful thing in the world‘ hhmm

and GOD that SMILE ellie’s smile after the kiss is just so fucking WONDERFUL she’s so HAPPY

GOD I LOVE TEH DND BEYOND OPENING SO ! MUCH!!!

liams got a hand to his chest and i ALSO feel literally so touched

AWWWWWWW BEAU AND KIRI AND JESTER ARE CUDDLED UP TOGETHER

let’s be real Matt’s Kiri is SOOOO CUTE

‘yeah im not sure that’s gonna work for me’  ahahaha Fjord

FJORD!!! almost killing beau!! i was like, what the fuck are you doing travis??

wow Fjord LITERALLY almost killing beau jfc did nobody see that coming? nobody was like; hmmm when we hit it people close to it DIE. JEZUS FUCKING CHRIST

i know she doesn’t die but i would just be like: why is everybody so stupid man

WHY WOULD LIAM FUCKING TRY TO CAST FUCKING FIRE ON IT. HOLY SHIT EVERYBODY ON THIS TEAM IS SO STUPID EXCEPT LAURA??????

if he casts magic missile he’s gonna hit the troll at least four times, which will make beau fail her fucking death saves i don’t know how many times

I know there’s not much choice here because they can’t let it get away but like

WOW

Like, i did not expect the poison to do so much damage so i as a monk would also probably have darted forward but WOW, the rest is dealing really badly with beau being in range of the fucking poison

oh GOD, Liam thank fucking god you changed your goddamn mind

honestly if Beau could have stunned it - that WAS a good plan

Laura is about upset and worried as i am

YASHA JUST ABSOLUTELY DASHING AT THE TROLL GOING: DROP IT!!!

JESTER JUST SAVED BEAU THANK YOU LAURA

EXACTLY. LIAM YOU ALMOST KILLED HER! TRAVIS DUMB DUMB AND LIAM ALMOST DUMB DUMB

awww im so glad that didn’t happen tho. Matt has such an amazing DM pokerface

loved that lil exchange tho. ‘caleb could have done it’ ‘could you have done it caleb?’ ‘no i don’t know how to do that’ ‘see he couldn’t have’ ‘he could’ ‘no nott i have my limitations-’ ‘BREN’

‘it’s oddly specific how much i can freeze’ hahaha

jfc fjord survived and concentrated so much and i am so FUCKING tired of these flies on my computer screen UGGHGH

and he’s unconscious. like  what the fuck i mean. fjord has 17 AC right? oh but it was 18 to hit and 16 attack

Beau is chaotic as fucks she hates people trying to control others if she can help it she puts a stop to it. she doesn’t think things through much though - she doesn’t think like, ideology through much - just rationalises it with bullshit because her priority is just that and it’s gutdeep.

Caleb got blasted not just because he’s way more paranoid about powerful artifacts and everybody kinda liked Cali but because he’s so SNEAKY about it (Nott does not help in this respect). and he tried to NOT be sneaky about it but it comes across as so sneaky. why is that? i think because he tries to exert control over the situation, like he’s some kind of authority and they don’t accept it. he should just lay out the facts and speak for himself: I don’t trust you or your intentions and I WANT to check first magically that you are speaking the truth. WHAT DO YOU THINK AND DO YOU AGREE, PARTY? that would really help him. because of course he was right to have some reservations.

Cali is just gonna leave em? are they not gonna get her help for the next round D:

I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW GLINDA HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH FIYERO, IF ONLY VIA HER HUSBAND!!!

damn but i can’t imagine that Elphaba was or is at all a good mother to Liir. ok that’s just been confirmed about five times over.

edit: now 7 times

but on the other hand, she did bring Liir back to life, and avenged his almost death. but i don’t think she has ever afforded him any attachment

and like, she is finally reminded, that hey, this boy is the son of the man i loved. hmmm. and then has the AUDACITY to feel rebuffed after making ONE gesture of slight interest

so she hasn’t known her son as a son but she seems pretty damn sure he is her son

and she has no power as mother because she has nothing she can take away from Liir, no approval, no kindness, no closeness, or warmth - for she never granted it to him before

And! THE OUTLINE OF WHITE DIAMOND!!! she really is even gianter!

there’s an implication that the new city is build upon the ancient more mystical one from Pearl’s time, with that broken statue.

GIANT GEMS!!!

HE’s BACK!

for a second i was like, HOW W HAT LARS!?!?!?!?

wow.