#jsdlf

Derry Girls is so fucking embarrassing but not quite embarrassing enough to make me stop watching and it’s also hilarious so

“one may well question the wisdom of sending you here, of all places. out of the frying pan into the, well, not into the fire but certainly into some other type of frying pan - some sort of wok at the very least”

but Erin does get followed by her crowd of friends when she’s forced to leave

i know there’s a lot of comedy derived from the mums dad being a total dick to gerry but i’m starting to get REAL tired of it. literally the only sensible person in the house

and this goddamn granda needs to be fucking schooled for once for being such an utter total fucking dick

sister michael is SO GOOD

(ok so they gave gerry reinforcements and gave them One Single genuine moment of connection)

- should be studying but couldn't do it so

- why haven't I seen at of beau staring off into the ocean from her perch on her stone, willing meditating for the first time ever

- ‘professor! professor come!’ ‘offer it tenure’ SAM

- the little sapphire!!!! (liam clutching is heart)

- awwwwwwww this reunion AGHAKLDFJDKJFSD

- beau is the first person she talks about to her mum!!!

- that was really well-done description of the scene!

- ‘are you all in love with her now?’ Beau nods to herself like; hm yeah uh actually

- ‘i think you’re pretty, and graceful and pretty graceful’ ‘thanks beau’ ‘your singing voice is nice’ ‘...thanks..fjord’

- fsdjalkfjsdljflkas omfg beau kfjdalkjlkjsdl. shows off her biceps and gives her hand a kiss and fingertips thing

- MARIAN was being flirty with Fjord but BEAU is flirty with marian, this is crazy sdkjfaldjs

- nott with blood on her hands and that FACE that sam makes: ‘sorry’. dksjflakjd ‘they are the rats of the city’ ‘they sure are!’

- love the way matt acts out marian by putting his vest together and his hands over his chest haha

- JESTER READY TO MURDER A MAN FOR HER MUM  ‘maybe we can get him to fall in love with someone else’ ‘that would be helpful, though, i mean, i don’t mean to brag but good luck’ and matt laughs. Marian is adorable

- travis is adorable

- I LOVE MARIAN SO MUCH MATT DOES SUCH A GOOD JOB. like that moment of vulnerability!!! ‘he was very nice’ ‘What! WHAT’ says beau

- ‘oh my god your mother knows the gentleman that’s so cool’ LSFJLSDJFLDS fuckin caduceus

- EVERYBODY IS FREAKING OUT SO MUCH

- awwwww marian’s great romance was maybe the gentleman??? ‘though he left, he left me the greatest gift i’ve ever had. for that im thankful.’ MARIAN IS SO LOVELY

- THE MUSIC WAS SO PERFECTLY TIMED ON MARIAN’S REFLECTION ON LOVE

- beau goes along with her fjord bro

- oh my god i love this old woman

- ‘beau...he gets a little picky when he hasn’t had a book in a while’

i appreciate how they started this ep

but oh god

NOOOOOOOOOO emma stop that

AWWWWWWWWWWw what the fuck i love this

hmmRMMRMMRMMmmmMRMMrm i am slapping myself in the face and pausing this stupid show so much

it is right at the EDGE of drama i really cannot bear

what the

what the fuck izzy?

I LOVE THESE LITTLE EXCHANGES BETWEEN EMMA AND JACK

AHGHAHAGHGHAGH jack looks cutely focused

izzy’s like; ok no bad idea after all

NO!!! SHE TRIES TO TEACH THEM OH MY GOD

could you maybe possibly try. no like have some rhythm GLKHADGDKLFKDALFA

bad idea after all lol

they should stop the music

are they really gonna get found out by the nosy neighbour and the stood up ....exploited not really boyfriend

N-O-O-O do not let that happennnnn

THEY! ARE! THIS! IS SO! BAD!

this is why u close all the curtains too

why the fuck would  jack appear in teh window NAKED when there’s people outside

WHAT FUCKING IDIOT

WHY IS HE NAKED????????

the waving act doesn’t work if he’s NAKED!!!!!

they are all so dumb holy shit lol

THE STOPPING WAVING WAS EVEN WORSE I AM LUAGHING

THIS IS SO TERRIBLE AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Their friends keep trying to save the situation and THEN THEY FUCK IT UP

fucking helllllllll

no siht i was wrong then their friends make it worse shit

Eva’s face jfc

noooooooooooooooooooooooo why didnt we get a scene with IZZY BEING COMFORTEd ( i kno why)

what the heck

i really want them to lie well here. so well that lori gets totally slammed and hates them forever and probably makes it her life’s mission even more to completely destroy them

JAck is a terrible liar. shut up

i hate this but i’ll watch it

i hate it they’re going down horribly in flames my prediction i hate thisshit

wow. they actually thought of a somewhat convincing lie?

!!?! Please tell me what software?

Shotcut. I downloaded DaVinci Resolve but then I was like...i don’t have the patience to mess around with this and watch turtorials. So Shotcut it was bc it’s a lot more intuitive and just allows me to grab some clips put em somewhere, have a timeline with multiple tracks and mess around with things.

See this link: https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-best-free-video-editor-for-Windows

for more options.

i am not better as i had thought

he edge browser is so fucking terrible. it’s deleted about 6 textposts by now. why did i do this to myself

anyway i come in halfway bc Clarke tried to fucking poison the Queen and I’m like, did Roan plan that?

and also Pike is putting every chance at peace at risk because he’s a fucking idiot even if his thinking is understandable. But seriously. Didn’t he acknowledge that they couldn’t defend against an army? or did i mishear?

Also if Lincoln dies of a mob I do not think I could ever watch this show again.

Titus is so SCARED for Lexa!!!!

Pike wants to.............attack the fucking Trikru from the surrounding villages who are keeping them safe???????? Bellamy please tell me you are not this stupid. holy shit.

of course he is tho. I have read such wonderful fanfic with wonderful Bellamy’s, but the show Bellamy is just such a fucking IDIOT who just doesn’t give a single fuck about preserving lives.he’s like. eh. 300 ppl let’s just kill em because i am SUCH a hero and i am so easily manipulated and they haven’t even done anything but

he looks really pretty this episode though.did they recover the way to make his skin look awesome?

so this is the third time i am writing about this fight and i really enjoy the speed of the clash clash clash, the steady balance of Lexa’s paces. very good.

wtf are those twirls she should have been stabbed at least 5 times but ok. They don’t stab???? like. this is the most effective thing? i’m not allowed to do it with my foam sword because it is too effective at harming a person. when she was being pushed down....why didn’t she just tilt her sword over his blade and stab him in the face??? she even has a small crossguard to catch his blade on. instead she???? cut her palm, the thing she fights with and will now hurt like hell and be slippery and ....punched him in the face??

she is fighting so defensively? she doesn’t go after him, when she slashes him across the back and he freezes! when she’s the only one with a weapon she only gets into position and waits until he gets a fucking staff. A staff!!! with his already superior reach! and then the swords get knocked out of her hands instead of her simply getting knocked in the teeth. what kind of fucking grip strength is that.

anyway wow. I thought for sure Queen Nia was gonna stick around. Like, why does she have such a grudge against Lexa???

‘I have always done what is best for us’ says Bellamy. WHAT?????? WHEN?????? WHEN THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT????

‘you too lincoln’ummmm you’re gonna fucking kill his village AGAIN and destroy everything he has personally sacrficed for, this peace.

I......hate Bellamy so much. I just. He could be so good. He could be so good if he didn’t fuck up so much. but he is always SO convinced of how he’s right. when has he EVER, been right? The only time i can remember is when he chose to save Mal from the cliffface. the only time.

Why does Pike have every guard under his thumb? Wasn’t Kane their Captain? Why has Lincoln not informed Kane? Why hasn’t Octavia been informed? oh there we are. they’d only just now figured it out and Octavia went to get Kane ok ok.

Kane seriously I thought you would be better at speeches. Speeches are the currency of power at the Ark apparently. be like, yeah we struck a fucking sweet deal yo! we’re part of the coalition and they’ve GOT to protect us now and help us. Naice. If anything just don’t engage with Pike? don’t engage. fucking put him in isolation.

I can’t with this drama. I just....i am gonna resume my policy of not giving a fuck about Skaikru because holy smokes they’re so arrogant, so stupid, such a crowd of faceless people. so ridiculous. unfortunately i care about Raven, Sinclair, Lincoln (!!), Octavia (!!) and probs Monty. Kane’s alright nowadays.

They are setting Lincoln up as a martyr and i just.....i can’t. If Bellamy gets Lincoln killed as he almost did right here I will not go gentle on this fucking idiot. He is such an idiot I just seriously do not give a fuck. Where is season 2 Bellamy? Where is he going, hm Finn you shouldn’t cross these lines and wow you’re being so brutal wtf when now he planned to go out and gun down 300 people without provocation? Where. Is. That. Dude. That glimpse of a good dude?

I can’t with Pike. Kane just denounce him. Why not SPEAK. I wanna skip to lexa fuck this. What the FUCK! he doesn’t even try to reframe the mark??? Kane. ARe you A politician????? he tried. but naturally because the politics on this show are a fucking farce, he has no allies in the audience bc plot demands it.

Bellamy. I just. this dude needs to...be banished? he needs to finally get kicked in the emotional nuts hard enough that he gets that he is a fucking worm of a human being. Please Octavia do that before he gets Lincoln killed? I have pleaded for this from day one of this show. Open Bellamy’s eyes, show him somehow that he needs to keep his dangerously powerful influence (that he only garnered because he was an adult amongst scared kids) INACTIVE. Because he is. an. idiot.

Okay but how many from Farm station are left? 60? 10 of em are in prison. A prisoner does not have either passive or active voting rights??? PIke CANNOT be on the ballot. And anyway, his influence reaches 60 people compared to??? at least a 100 of course those 60 people are completely willing to use violence. Maybe if Monty were here he’d show his mum that she’s doing monstrous things. but no bc Jasper is being a drunk. and PTSD’d and the only one who acknowledges that they’re fucking horrors. ahah. but move on dude.

ok ummm it feels very uncomfortable to see Lexa all .......without war paint or armour or long coat just stringy shirt?? NIGHTGOWN WITH LEGSLIT wtfffffff

LEXA SMILED! SHE SMILED SO MUCH THIS EPISODE

that reminds me! like fuckin hell mate the three pillars of Heda are: wisdom, compassion and strength. AAAAGGHGHGHHG

wow....part of her back tattoo.  That exchange tho. Trigedasleng/English, and Lexa remained very recognisable despite the lack of all the trappings of Heda. (tho srsly that’s your nightwear lexa????). also but srsly why did the ambassadors turn against her so completely and are they dead? like. why did they think it was the best for her people?

okay i disagree with Jason ‘Ye Who Enter Here’ was ten times better. Best episode of them all ever. This was just Frustration, Bellamy being an idiot dickhead worm of a human being always convinced that he’s right about killing and hurting people, Pike being an violent aggressive racist, INEXPLICABLE voting rules, an okay fight scene, too quick an entering and exiting of a character i thought pretty damn cool (queen Nia), and?? the only TRULY cool scene was Heda teaching her Nightbloods and introducing Aden to Clarke while casually alking about her own death. Also there was no Raven wtf.

Lincoln and Octavia better be on their way to warning Indra to get everybody the fuck out. If there’s a slaughter I will ....idk i will be like wtf.