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can i just say- that thing, that they do in series ten, that thing where

the universe rhymes and if you really listen, you can hear its music?

that’s some good shit

‘what does he call you? companions? pets? SH-nacks?’ god michelle gomez is just! so! good!

‘time lords are friends with each other dear, everything else is cradle-snatching’ pfftjlkdjsfkalkds she’s got perhaps...a point? (not really, but)

‘these are my disposables, exposition and comic relief’ FULJSDFJSDFJ MOFFAT YOU he really went there. HE REALLY WENT THERE HALJSDKD

‘we’re not functions’ ‘darling those are genders’

ok????? hahahahahaha

wow, doctor who meta dslafldk and then a dab

‘is this the emotion that you humans call...spanking?’

‘are you human’ ‘oh don’t be a bitch’ ljsdldsajlfjlkdf (moffat got so surprisingly woke that he knows exactly what he can have her say, damn. and michelle’s delivery what the hell so good hahaha)

oh no. no no no no. this is the moment she gets shot huh? what. no i. why do the Doctor’s companions in moffat’s era always die of being bravely stupid? (well..clara) like, not stupidly brave, but bravely stupid? i don’t like that narrative

why did Bill say that???? like i don’t get it.

jump in front of her??????? why. does he not stand in front of the damn gun?? why does he walk past it? why? dude?? now i understand why Thirteen keeps saying ‘STAY BEHIND ME, BEHIND ME’ always catching bombs to the face and shit.

those were some great flashbacks peppered in. ‘she scares me’ yeah well the Doctor was the one who fucked up here. he wasn’t fast enough. he didn’t reach hard enough for the right card in the pack.....but there was another time lord there - maybe she reached harder.

‘assumption!’ ‘deduction!’ ‘hope!’ ‘faith!’ ‘idiot!’ ‘always!’

this is the thing. like, the Doctor just lets her get shot and lets her get taken away - it’s barely believable.

yeah the crew went down, time dilation, they procreated, somehow they grew some shitty cybermen. (why does human society keep producing them?). YUP i called it.

365000 days, a hundred thousand years. yoikes. but if they have such fast lifts why is it a problem? and why go up to get the humans (yeah cybermen always wanna make more) i think knowing moffat we won’t really get an answer to these essential plot-driving questions

ohhh that’s chilling huh. makes you think they got some more anaesthetic but they’re still pressing the button - it just doesn’t make any noise any more.

but it’s hard to hear such pain.

and SUDDENLY, the theatre broadens - it seemed like just a part of the ship - narrow - but then we see the whole colony ship populated and a dystopia, this hospital just a building in a landscape. very cool.

How does the Doctor not realise that he hasn’t got TIME for explanations??? Bill is either dead or DYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HE’S WASTING TIME.

i do love this concept always have and it is executed well here - but look. the Doctor is written as very dumb to make it so.

‘how many more years’ YEARS????? oh my god. why does she close the window? interesting

fuckin bullshit. they never returned because time went slow for them. he KNOWS this, so why does he think it’s because the people were ‘weak’? he knows she came from command, that it’s possible to go up, because they took her! the conversion is only controlling her. so does she buy it? (I do like this guy, but he’s probably evil)

how has Bill remained SANE? years of this. years of this??? what an exceptionally resilient person.

yeah we’re not getting an explanation for why these people uh managed to go up and take her down huh? except ‘evil villain lied to everybody’ i think. oh well that can be satisfactory

wait. is he the master? is he the MASTER??? i mean i was considering it but.

he spent like 10 years living with Bill and it didn’t make a dent in his psychopathy hmmm. so the explanation is that the Master has taken over and wanted to fuck over the Doctor just for laughs. lol

why scarecrow them??? xD sometimes these aesthetics make zero sense in real life. do love how they went back to : look how these settlers went up to the solar farm! living a lovely life except they’re being attacked by cybermen.

so what im learning from moffat’s writing is - push your concept first thing you can - something incongruous - and something familiar to those familiar with the work.

woah that gloating wasn’t quite long enough for teh Doctor to have a win. i thought the Masters were having him on. (fascinating though, that he attributes the emergence of cybermen not to the Master’s presence but simply to the humans - and the Master’s responses prove him right. do feel like he messed with it all though...)

‘there’s only ever been one way to stop that many cybermen. me’ hmmmm hmmm, i always dislike the Doctor boasting like this. just pride. though i would welcome it for thirteen, just a couple of times.

‘i’m in two minds - fortunately the other one’s unconscious.’ hah

we gotta cut away from this because we don’t know how this unwieldy Bill cyberman got the Doctor into the ship.

The Master constantly veers between almost killing the Doctor and then kinda deciding not to because they’re having so much fun or caring about their complex relationship a bit too stupidly much. lotta storytelling packed into this ep, bit unwieldy.

great switch, making Bill look human again as we switch to her pov

where the FUCK did the Doctor get jelly babies

this is a beautiful scene, but also, goddamn, they made her into a cyberman and now she can’t be angry any more?? i mean that’s not very woke

they didn’t allow bill the opportunity to hit the Master?? AGAIN?? Bill should have been able to hit the Doctor AND the Master this season for the cruelty they showed her!!

I do think the Master is THE character for Moffat because all of the plot bullshit can be explained as: the Master is just that dramatic. like, why wait with Bill’s conversion until the pain part was developed and the Doctor would be coming down? could have converted her right there. and he only kept her around to rub it in the Doctor’s face. like all of that - somehow explained by what a particular person they are.

redirection, the cryptic, it’s one of the Doctor’s main tools for hope. the beyond, the in-between, that which we cannot yet know, may never know - that’s flux babey, that’s hope.

but ya can’t un-call the lifts? what. they won’t have ‘thousands’ of years if you run straight at the TARDIS.

so im not sure why they had time to build a weapon’s grade cyberman but not uh time to send lots and lots of them up?

AND NOW THEY’RE JUST GOING TO BURST THROUGH??? THE FUCKIN SHIP? xD ahahahaha why???

i do love how you SEE the Master use make-up while male. fuck gender roles! I do love the Masters’ dynamics hahaha

the Doctor always makes time for fuckin - explanations. the cybermen are coming up but WHATEVER!

that Master on Master kill was honestly hella tender and i loved it.

‘can’t find the words’

Bill was glad that her space granddad knew she was a lesbian- ha. somehow that....how did Moffat write that? seems uniquely gay but maybe he’s just drawing on - yeah gotta make sure that this time it is NOT read as romance.

NOOOOOO!!!!!! NO!!!!! MISSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so...are they just not evacuating teh adults? like was it so hard to get them adult actors in the shot a few times too??? like wtf these kids aren’t like: MY PARENTS!!! before they blow it up? before the blow up a WHOLE countryside?

he didn’t get blown to pieces? fuckin bullshit lol

but BILL survived? enough to walk. I KNOW it’s for drama but it’s just lol

ok but Heather is SO CUTE HOLY FUCKIN SHIT. i don;t understand how this freak of sentient oil puddle got to create an immortal ethereal being - but WHAT EVS. (I can pilot anything, even you.  what a come on lol)

where there’s tears, there’s hope, yes but you also gave him a tear huh, as a puddle-being, so you can track him hmmm

all the flashbacks to modern companions!!! i loved that!

i actually think the christmas special kind of ruins this real good finale!

i am gonna miss Missy, Michell Gomez did something truly incredible there. but i also liked the return of Simm!Master, and i loved their chemistry.

anyway i genuinely think this was a good finale. very complex, and very moffat. but mostly his strong writing, very little of his shitty tics.

GOOD STUFF!!

the flesh-eating moths only attack if you run....the labyrinth is the human psyche....the moths desire and its result: grief and loneliness

running from that takes you away, from reality, from the people who love you and need you

the mirror shows you your deepest desires, losses. it takes you away, you run away, it preys on you, it eats you, the loneliness it eats you, and the mirror is lonely too....

sometimes we must make a stand - not morally, but as a way to improve ourselves. we must face our grief even as we acknowledge the appeal of running away

i continued

so...it’s actually 2019 - but the tech is not like ours (is that coz kennedy never got shot?)

ya i thought the concert was gonna be the bomb

‘we need to find out what causes the apocalypse’ irony. it’s vanya you dumb-asses. Luther always being an idiot

luther gets kicked in the face again by how shit a leader he is lol. being a leader doesn’t mean being number one, being the best, being the most valued. it means looking at your team and knowing whats going on and helping the individuals be their best selves so they can work together

AS I THOUGHT

vanya is actually god

AHAHAHAHAHA

great going baron von abusive dad - set up the apocalypse by being such an absolute fucking dick

i just cannot get over luther and allison uh - like how did the anti-incest syndrome not kick in. im just so uncomfortable with it. i know it’s supposed to be like a cute het ship or whatever - the sensible older brother and sister (see? that sounds weird) - but i actually despise that because they are terrible at those roles

leonard is good at that manipulation

‘the world needs a leader an im not it’ does it need a leader? but it’s certainly not you no

these people CANNOT use their words. they’re terrible at it. they always go around showing each other things because they can’t fucking speak their feelings

allison/luther? just not feeling it AT ALL. allison is lovely yes, but these two were the golden self-righteous assholes. im skippin right on through

i just don’t think luther is cute, i don’t think he’s sweet, don’t think he’s handsome, don’t think he‘s anything attractive

now diego, he’s compelling. he was a total shit but he came around

now this shipping of luther and allison just YIKES i just skipping...random dance fantasy???MINUTES AND MINUTES ON IT AND THE KISS COME ON

the sweetest kindest man>???? YES HE IS AN IDIOT

so the idea is that they all achieve ..catharsis? or the secret?

Diego is told the secret by mom, luther and allison end up together and leave the missions behind, klaus sees dave again and beats his demons, vanya realises what’s been done to her? (and then possibly causes the apocalypse due to an orchestrated collapse of identity) but five destroys all that

for a reason? time travel in this has started to become impossible to follow and impossible period.

also. who the fuck thinks they can go up against somebody who can fucking teleport

now that’s a good speech five.

there is so much leader rhetoric bullshit in this family

i wonder when vanya will realise. soon. i think

leonard staged that. i think....he seems to want to go real far

so the real day ended in Five bleeding out, Diego in prison, Luther high and completely distracted, Klaus on the streets having never got anything sensible out of his dad, Allison on her way to Vanya, who has no reason to listen to her.

if he knew the apocalypse was coming,and he knew vanya was a god in a human body, then why the fuck did he 1. not just kill her 2. completely fuck her up

totally worth not being able to shower

that was....different.

just really really different.

two things though: Yaz is CLEARLY bi (YEEEEEEEEESSSS) going by her mum’s questions about the Doctor (HAHA, ‘i don’t know, are we?’ Yaz fumbles) and Ryan and also she really clearly has a crush on the Doctor wow.

i appreciated how everybody got to really work together. again. it seems to be typical of chibs.

the fix to the spider problem (locking them up until they die of hunger??) did seem rather uh. well not very merciful either.

it was right to say ‘I see no mercy in you’ but the slow ‘natural’ deaths aren’t great either?

and the music actually summoning those spiders was a little silly. couldn’t the Doctor have done sci-fi mumbo jumbo to it to make it a little more plausible?

the messages about spiders, like, them tapping into the classical ‘they’re more scared of you than you are of them’ and combining that with the threat of giant spiders literally killing you and webbing you up. that was a little strange.

i like the twist of it being a capitalist’s fault and all due to environmental pollution and that the spiders are just confused - it’s a nice twist, where anomalies aren’t necessarily EVIL, or unworthy of dignity.

but.....

the dialogue remains a little un-snappy... and the horror wasn’t very horror. there was a lot of banking on spiders being creepy to people. (they did a great job on animating them though i think!)

pacing wise, no climax.??? still think the Doctor doesn’t get to have enough influence somehow

really enjoyed meeting yaz’s family though.

it’s like looking into another age or something

this woman’s voice is SO HOARSE

also corky is very sympathetic

oh shit

this is

a good movie

and I exported it in decent resolution and NOW