THIRD TIMES A CHARM miguel ohara x fem reader fluff
WARNINGS: established relationship. hidden pregnancy. accidental pregnancy. strong language. unedited.
WORD COUNT: .4k words
miguel has seen parenting first hand twice. first with gabriella, then with peter parker and mayday-- who him and gabriella could have been if life was fair. what could have been if being spiderman didn't mean involuntary sacrifice around every corner.
now he's looking at parenthood for a third time. not on purpose. not that you'd planned to tell him.
it's his fault for being snoopy, but what else was he supposed to do? ignore the pregnancy test in the trash can? it was conveniently face-up, so there was no running from the two boldly red lines.
you don't know he knows yet, either. you're at the grocery store, and he's going through every emotion in the book.
"ella estĂĄ embarazada. santa mierda," he muttered, wiping his eyes. he felt dumb for crying.
he heard the door unlock and he padded out of your bedroom to you, same as he usually would. typically he'd take the grocerys from you and groan when you cooed about how sweet he was, and on particularly slow days, he'd unload them for you. not this time, though.
"querida," he muttered, voice cracking halfway through. his eyes were already welling with tears.
"miggy?" you asked, dropping the few bags on the floor and walking over to him, bottom lip protruding. you hated seeing him sad. "what's wrong?"
he pressed his lips together, looking down at you and nodding silently before finding his voice. "you're pregnant."
you fell silent. your eyes were brimming now, too. "i was going to tell you tonight, i..." your voice droned on, eyebrows furrowing as you bit your tongue. "i know you've had bad experiences with parenting before. i know you've been a wonderful father and i know how that ended. if you're not wanting to do the whole parenting thing again," you started, words getting cut off by him wrapping his arms around you.
"shh," he cooed. the words were more directed at himself than anybody else. "i love you." he pressed his words against the top of your head, and you could hear the quiver in his lips. "i want to try it with you."
he had another chance at family. this time, he'd do it right.
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The whole dad!batch taking their respective little ones out together camping, sitting around a fire roasting food while they listen to their kiddos laughing and running around the camp-site around them. Hunter periodically telling them not to go to far, Tech telling his little ones about all the plants in the area they shouldn't touch, wrecker and his brood setting up the tents, echo and his mini bringing over supplies from the ship, all of the kids yelling and asking to take turns on sitting on Crosshair's shoulders because he's so tall.
You've simply ruined me with all of the dad!clone content and I eagerly await more
I AM SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE THIS GOT ME SO EXCITED đ I DON'T EVEN HAVE MUCH MORE TO SAY BECAUSE I COULDN'T WAIT TO GET TO THIS ASK AND I AM SO GLAD I'M HERE NOW!
without further ado, more dad!batch fluff and baby fever below the cut! to make it easier to write and know who's who, i named each of the kids! i took this idea and ran with it so this ended up becoming a whole fic instead of a blurb. enjoy!
in the wild - a dad!batch camping trip
rating: g - general audiences
word count: 5k
What would have been a peaceful night in the solitary woods was now chaos as voices and laughter bounced off of the towering Alderaanian trees. Wood scraped and thunked as it was chopped. Water from the nearby lake splashed when stones were picked and tossed, bouncing atop the clear, starry surface.
  Hunter stood right on the edge of the lakeshore, water lapping against his boots as he looked over the water. With his arms crossed over his chest, his brows pinched with a tension he didn't even realize, he was lost in his train of thought.Â
   A small tug on his coat caused him to blink, eyes flicking down at his side.
  The tension faded, replaced by a faint smile as his little son peered up at him with big brown eyes. He held up a stone and smiled when Hunter chuckled.
  "You sure this one will work, Kai?" He asked, scooping up the two-year-old boy in his arms.Â
  Kai nodded, his small voice murmuring shyly, "Flat, papa. Throw."
  He wasn't old enough to form sentences yet and Hunter secretly wished he'd never really get there. The little toddler speech, single words that meant so much, was honestly too endearing to really let go of. No more baby talk meant little Kai wasn't going to be little much longer.
  But Hunter didn't want to think about that right now. So long as he could hold his son in his arms, heâd soak up every moment they had together.Â
   Stone in hand, Hunter faced the lake and reared back his arm. On his hip, little Kai shyly peaked over his arm, clinging to his father. When the rock flung out of Hunterâs hand, he held onto his adi'ka and watched with shared attention as Kaiâs preciously provided stone bounced seven times before sinking.Â
   Hunter bounced the boy on his hip with a soft cheer, causing his shy toddler to giggle and duck his head against his shoulder. Smiling from ear to ear, Kai finally looked up when Hunter kissed his forehead. His cheeks were pink as he reached out to touch Hunter's tattooed cheek. With a tilt of his head, Hunter pretended to bite Kaiâs palm, earning a loud, shrieking giggle that so rarely fell from his little boyâs lips.Â
   With a quick kiss to Kaiâs forehead, Hunter lowered the boy to his feet and pat his bottom with a playful tap, nudging him toward camp.Â
   âGo on, scout. Itâs getting late and you wanted some sâmores, right?â
   Kai looked up and nodded, offering his hand for Hunter to grasp.
âTea, too."Â Â Â
   Hunter chuckled, nodding.Â
   âIâll get you your tea, son.âÂ
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Lyra liked exploring.Â
   For an eleven-month-old baby, she did a lot of crawling and searching, turning over rocks and tugging on flowers. Being too small to walk on her own, she needed help to keep herself upright. With her large hands clenching her fatherâs two fingers, she waddled from side to side in her denim jumpsuit and red booties.Â
   Tech hovered over her, cautiously following her as she guided him around the campsite. Lyra babbled and squealed, wordless yet emotive with every single little flower and bug that caught her eye.Â
   And Tech was there to explain it all.Â
   âEh?â Lyra sang in a questioning tone, crouching and pointing at a stone.Â
   Tech crouched by her, holding her upright with a hand on her hip while using the other to tilt the rock over. The two hunched closer to the ground, ears pressing together as Tech gestured to the various bugs. âThat is a millipede and this is a grub.âÂ
   She babbled and sputtered, and Tech nodded as if he understood. âYes, and this is a poisonous centipede so we donât want to be making physical contact with that one, ladybug.âÂ
   Lyra looked him dead in the eye before turning and stretching, reaching her little finger toward the centipede that Tech just warned her about. He sighed, tugging his troublemaker backward by the straps of her overalls. She looked up at him with an innocent smile and he shook his head, chuckling at her impulsive nature.Â
   Lyra grasped his fingers as best as she could and pulled him along, waddling and tripping only for Tech to save her with gentle swings, raising her legs up and down. With little light left in the sky, he wanted to give her enough time to explore and tire herself out â it was the most reasonable plan to give her the chance to sleep throughout the night without waking him up every so often.Â
   She pulled him to a patch of purple flowers and, like before, crouched down to get a better look. Tech kneeled beside her, picking one up to hold to her eye level.Â
   âThese are wild lavender,â he explained. âThey have a very aromatic fragrance. here, smell it, Lyra.â
   When all that she did was blink at him, Tech decided to demonstrate by lifting the flower to his nose. He sniffed it and smiled when his baby girl giggled. Tilting it her way, she placed her hand on his chest to keep herself steady and leaned, sniffing the plant with her little nose.Â
   Suddenly, in unison, the two scrunched their noses and sneezed at the same time.Â
   Lyra fell against him in a fit of baby giggles, laughing even harder and louder at the second, third, and fourth sneezes that barrelled their way through Techâs system. He huffed, sniffling and scrunching his nose from the outburst. With wide eyes, he looked at his laughing ladybug and furrowed his brows.Â
   "Odd," he hummed, âIt seems we both have an allergic reaction to wild lavender. Perhaps it is best if we return to the campsite and inspect Wrecker and Oliveâs progress with the tents. Alright, ladybug?âÂ
   She babbled and turned to flee when Tech scooped her up, bringing her up in his arms. Lyra whined and kicked her legs in defiance but he just chuckled, pressing his mouth against her neck to blow raspberries. Her giggles were so cute, he couldnât help but press a kiss to her temple, smiling when she placed both palms on his cheeks and began to pinch and tug.
Tech just sighed, allowing her to pull and pinch his cheeks and nose as much as she pleased.
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âYou sure you can do it?âÂ
   âI can do it, dad.âÂ
   âMâkay⊠just sayinâ, cause if you canât then thatâs ok-âÂ
   Olive sighed, glancing at Wrecker with furrowed brows. âDad, I can do it.âÂ
   He held his hands up in surrender. âAlright alright. Give it a shot then, kid.âÂ
   Lifting the hammer above the tent spike, Olive gave a few testing swings toward the spikeâs head before bringing it down. Her accurate hit sent the spike straight into the soil, causing her to smile and look up at Wrecker with a victorious grin.Â
   âSee,â the ten-year-old sang teasingly. âI told you. Iâm just as strong as you, daddy. Iâm even stronger.âÂ
   Wrecker arched a brow, his smile slowly curling into a challenging grin.Â
   âOh yeah?âÂ
   Olive gasped and dropped her hammer, screeching when Wrecker picked her up and turned her upside down. With his grip on her ankle, he effortlessly held her a few inches off the ground, giving her enough space to keep her palms to the dirt.Â
   âDAD, LET ME DOWN!âÂ
   âTake it back,â he shrugged as if it was a simple answer.Â
   Olive huffed, crossing her arms over her chest with a defiant smirk. âNo! Now put me down!âÂ
   Wrecker gave a deep and loud belly-laugh. âNo. Now take it back before you start gettinâ woozy, kid.âÂ
   Just as she began to writhe and wriggle like a worm on a hook, Tech came around the tent corner with Lyra cradled snugly in his arms. He paused in his tracks, staring in confusion at the sight of Wrecker dangling his daughter upside down by her ankle.Â
   âWhat are you doing?â Tech asked, glancing at the poorly fashioned row of family-sized tents. âIs this what youâve been doing for the past hour?âÂ
   âHey, Uncle Tech,â Olive grinned, waving.Â
   âHello, Olive Oil,â Tech responded plainly, his nickname causing Wrecker to bark out a laugh. âMay I ask what you are currently doing?âÂ
   Olive smirked.Â
   âJust hanging.âÂ
   Wrecker proudly cheered, lowering his hand down for Olive to give it a hearty slap. âHaha, thatâs my girl!â
   Tech shook his head, pinching the bridge of his nose. Lyra watched him with a peculiar gaze and slapped her tiny hand from his face, giving his nose a sympathetic pat. Tech gave her an odd look before realizing why she seemed so concerned. âOh no, ladybug, Iâm not injuring myself-âÂ
   âUncle Tech?â Olive called as she dangled. âCan you tell dad with really smart words that Iâm stronger than him?âÂ
   Tech pushed up his goggles up the bridge of his nose, making Lyra giggle and babble. âShall I tell the truth or offer a fabrication?"
   âFabrication the heck out of it.âÂ
   âThen yes,â Tech pointedly muttered, shaking his head. âYou are somewhat stronger than your father, Olive. Now Wrecker, would you please put your offspring down so that she may watch Lyra? I refuse to let my daughter sleep in a haphazard contraption like the one youâve just made.âÂ
   Wrecker frowned. âIf you wanted a mansion, then why donât you do it, Tech?âÂ
   âFine,â Tech shrugged, nonchalantly turning around to find his baby carrier, leaving Wrecker and Olive back to their previous dilemma.Â
   âHey, daddy?âÂ
   Wrecker glanced down at Olive. âYeah, squirt?âÂ
   âI give up,â she whined. âYouâre stronger than me. Now can you put me down? I think Iâm gonna throwed up.âÂ
   âShoot, right. Sorry.âÂ
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Echo stared up into the Marauder with his hand on his hip, scomp arm tapping impatiently against the edge of the ramp. He waited while deafening clatters echoed from the shipâs interior, followed by mischievous giggles and hushes.Â
   âQuinn?â Echo called gruffly, furrowing his brows in frustration. âSky? Are you two doing what I asked you to do or are you messing around again?âÂ
   âWeâre still looking for the marshmallow sticks, dad!âÂ
   âQuinn found some cool blasters-âÂ
   Echo paled. âN-no! How did you- that locker was locked-!â Â
   âEcho,â Tech called as he walked up to the ship, âAre the twins inside?âÂ
   With reluctance, he nodded. âI sent them to get the marshmallow sticks twenty minutes ago and they havenât come out yet.âÂ
   âAnd you didnât consider checking on them?âÂ
   âI was setting up the campfire!âÂ
   Tech glanced down when Lyra babbled and offered his finger with a wiggle. She grabbed it with eager hands, chewing with teething gums while he nonchalantly peered up into the Marauder. His ship. If Echoâs troublemakers were in there alone, he could understand Echoâs reluctance to go inside. Anything couldâve been hiding beyond the doorway from a prank to a total mess.Â
   âSky? Quinn?â He called, his tone tilting towards a warning. âYou are aware that you are on my ship, correct? If I go up there and find something I will not like, you better believe that I will lock you in the storage compartment for the entire trip home.âÂ
   Panicked shuffles echoed before two heads popped out from around the corner. Sky giggled, nervously chewing on his nails. Quinn gave his father a grin.Â
   At that moment, the two looked far too identical to him and Fives in their early days.Â
   âWe have a surprise for you,â Sky sang.Â
   Echo immediately groaned, placing his hands on his face. âSky-âÂ
   âItâs not bad, buir,â Quinn assured, sharing a smile with his brother. âWe promise. right, Sky?âÂ
   âRight, Quinn.âÂ
   Lyra squealed while Tech and Echo both shared an unconvinced look.Â
   âTa-da!â
The two jumped out from behind the doorway, holding up Echoâs scomp tool case. Under normal conditions, it wouldâve been charcoal gray and cleaner than a freshly bathed newborn. Now, it was painted blue and covered in stickers of stars and old republic symbols. They even drew a stick figure of their entire family: cousins and spouses included.Â
   Echo slowly lowered his hand from his face, arching his brows with an impressed smile.Â
   âYou got into the paint and did that in twenty minutes?âÂ
   The 12-year-olds both nodded in unison.Â
   âYup-yup.âÂ
   âYeah!âÂ
   He cocked his head, smiling. âNot bad. Fives and I wouldâve done it in ten.âÂ
   Quinn rocked his head back, groaning while he retreated back into the ship. Sky placed his hands on his hips, raised his nose in the air, and smartly chided, âWe got it, dad. Weâll surprise you someday.âÂ
   Echo crossed his arms, huffing a chuckle. âI doubt it. Now can you please find the marshmallow sticks and lanterns before we start making sâmores at bedtime?âÂ
   âThatâs the best time!âÂ
   âYeah, dad, the best!âÂ
   Twigs crunched as Hunter approached the ship, holding sleepy Kaiâs small hand. When he saw the collection of fathers standing at the foot of the ramp, he pinched his brows in suspicion and tilted his head to peek into the ship.Â
   âThe twins?âÂ
   âUnfortunately, yes.âÂ
   âYeah.âÂ
   Hunter nodded, âHuh. Well, could they give me Kaiâs headphones and blanket?âÂ
   âI need Lyraâs carrier as well,â Tech added.Â
   As if telepathic, the twins stuck their heads out at the same time and said, âComing right up!âÂ
   Not a moment later, Quinn came running down the ramp with Lyraâs carrier in hand while Sky followed a bit slower, careful to keep himself from tripping on his newly healed ankle. Echo took the headphones and blankets out of Skyâs arms and handed them to Hunter, giving Sky a slightly subtle look of warning when he frowned.Â
   âMy ankleâs not broken anymore, buir,â he muttered, too embarrassed to talk about his injury. âItâs fine.âÂ
   âSure it is, but I donât want you to get hurt again.â Echo placed his hand on Sky's head, giving him a small smile while brushing his unkempt hair out of his face. âWe canât both be accident-prone.âÂ
   A deafening thunk echoed from within the ship and the two turned, glancing up as Quinn slowly stumbled into the Marauderâs doorway. His hair was sticking up in all directions, clothes disheveled as if he just braved a storm.
   On one hand, he had his fist clenched around a copious amount of metal marshmallow sticks.Â
   On the other, it seemed he had also managed to lose a tooth in the process, causing him to grin widely. Â
   âItâs a HUGE one, dad!âÂ
   Sky looked up at his father with a snarky grin.Â
   âLooks like weâre all accident-prone like you, dad.âÂ
   Echo just palmed his face and sighed.Â
   âQuinn, come here and let me see which one got knocked outâŠâÂ
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  âIs this a good stick, daddy?âÂ
   Zion held up a thin little piece, big eyes honing on his father like two beams of pure pressure. His gray-haired mini looked so hopeful that Crosshair had no choice but to nod his head in approval and take it, adding it to the pile under his arm. âYup, thatâs a good stick.âÂ
   He felt a tug on his jacket and glanced down at the little girl on his opposite side.Â
   âHow âbout this, daddy?â She asked with a soft voice, causing Crosshairâs heart to swell. Little Zoya held up her own twig with a hopeful gaze and Crosshair nodded yet again, finding it impossibly hard to deny her. He added it to the wood pile before continuing toward their campsite, glancing left and right to keep an eye on his six-year-old twins.Â
  They toddled along beside him like sheep flanking a wolf, gleeful grins and smiles on their faces while crosshair had his typical deadpan stare. While he carried the wood in his arms, Zion and Zoya did their best to contribute, helping their father like perfect little gray-haired soldiers. Zoya added twigs and sticks while Zion just looked around, gazing over nature like he was truly soaking it all in.Â
   âDaddy, I'm tired,â Zoya whined, pausing by a boulder to rub her knees. âMy feets hurt.âÂ
   Crosshair stopped walking, arching his brow at her. âYou donât want to walk anymore?âÂ
   She shook her head and he nodded in understanding. Lowering the wood to the floor, Crosshair crouched and offered his back for Zoya to climb up. Jumping on him with a giggle, she dangled her legs over his shoulder and placed her chin on his head before he picked up the wood and stood.Â
   Zoya yelped when she saw how high up off the ground she was. glancing over at Zion, she called his name loudly, âZion! Look! Iâm a giant like daddy.âÂ
   Crosshair rolled his eyes muttering under his breath, âIâm not like the trees, adiâka. Iâm average⊠maybe a bit above⊠actually, pretty above if weâre talking about Hunter, too.âÂ
   Zoya giggled softly, her angelic voice causing him to huff a chuckle.Â
   âUncle Hunter is small.âÂ
   âOh yes, he is,â Crosshair smirked, âAnd if he asks you where you heard that, what are you going to tell him?âÂ
   âThat baâvodu Wrecker told me.âÂ
   Crosshair smirked, nodding his head. âAtta girl.âÂ
   When he heard nothing but silence from his son, Crosshair glanced at Zion as he graced his hand across the flowers and stopped to smell the wild lavender.Â
   âYou ok, kid?â He asked, arching his brows when Zion looked at him. The grey-haired boy nodded and they shared a small smile.Â
   âI want marshmallows,â he chirped, causing Zoya to gasp from atop Crosshairâs shoulders.Â
   âMe too!âÂ
   Crosshair nodded. âOkay. Anything else?âÂ
   âAnd hot chocolate?â She questioned curiously, making Crosshairâs eyes narrow. The moment he looked over and saw Zionâs hopeful eyes, he caved in. Manipulators. âFine. Just a bit.âÂ
   âAnd cuddles tonight?âÂ
   âOf course.âÂ
   âAnd cinnamon squares for breakfast tomorrow?âÂ
   âNope, not that one.â
   âPlea-a-a-ase?âÂ
   Crosshair grimaced, sighing, âFIne, but thatâs it.âÂ
   Zoya hummed. âMaybe⊠story time tonight?âÂ
   At this, Zion was by his side in the blink of an eye, clutching Crosshairâs sweater while begging, âPle-a-a-ase read us The Tiny Tooka tonight.â
   âI read you that all the time,â Crosshair muttered. âYou need to find a new favorite. That oneâs lost its charm.âÂ
   âPlea-a-a-a-ase?â They both wined, big eyes from both Zion and Zoya.Â
   With a sigh, Crosshair surrendered.Â
   âFIne⊠but only this onceâŠâÂ
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âRAHHH FOR THE REPUBLIC!â
   Olive roared and fired her finger guns at Quinn and Sky before sheathing them on her hips. She turned on her heel and ran, sprinting around the circle of logs surrounding the blazing fire. Sky yodeled out a battle cry as he sprinted after his cousin, leaving Quinn to hobble after them while gasping from laughing too hard.Â
   Echo sat on a log, watching his twins play in the light of the campfire with a faint smile. Memories atop memories flooded his mind when theyâd play like this, reminding him of days gone by.Â
   Beside him sat Tech, cradling a swaddled and sleeping Lyra in his arms. She was out like a snuffed light, snoozing in the comfort of being bound by Techâs own specific wrapping method. She had a little beanie on her head to keep her warm and ear muffs covering her blanketed ears, earning a few endearing looks when he sat down by the fire. He spent a decent amount of time gazing down at her, lovingly tracing his fingertip along her sleeping face while making sure she wasnât cold.Â
   On the other log sat Hunter and Wrecker. While Wrecker kept an eye out on Olive and Echoâs twins, Hunter held Kai on his lap, keeping his son warm in his own coat. Kai had his sensory headphones and blanket on his lap, leaning his head against Hunterâs chest as he calmly and silently looked into the fire. He was such a quiet little soul that Hunter often wished to see him running around and having fun, but he wouldnât push it. He enjoyed holding his boy so close to him, especially if kai was in the range of forehead kisses.
   The final member of the squad returned to the campfire a bit later than the rest. Crosshair approached with a pile of sticks under his arm and Zoya perched on his shoulders. Zion skipped alongside him with a smile, adding his own tiny pile atop the reserved wood.Â
   Crosshair sat down on a lone log with a sigh, gently dipping his head so that Zoya could slide off his shoulders and into his arms. He set her down beside him while Zion climbed up, the two of them snuggling against Crosshairâs sides with synchronized hums of comfort. He opened his jacket so that they could get in on the warmth, causing his jaw to clench when he felt their cold hands tickle his abdomen. They fell silent, peacefully enjoying the quiet while Quinn, Sky, and Olive all continued running around.Â
   âI donât get it,â Echo muttered, breaking the silence. âOut of all of you, I get the ones that canât sit still or stay quiet for one minute.âÂ
   As if on cue, Quinn sprinted behind him with blurring speed, running from Olive while she yodeled her own battle cry and chased after him.
Echo sighed, shaking his head.Â
   âPoint proven,â Tech muttered, distracted by his little Lyra as she squeaked out a yawn. He was so in love with his little baby that he was oblivious to his brothersâ stares until he glanced up, his smile falling from his lips. âWhat?âÂ
   Wrecker slowly grinned. âSoftie.âÂ
   âOf course. A child needs a parent with a soft, nurturing nature over an abrasive one.âÂ
   âHe means youâre like Crosshair,â Hunter chimed in, smirking when Crosshair glared at him. âSoft like butter.âÂ
   âI like butter,â Zoya muttered from the shelter of his coat. Crosshair cracked a smile and reached down, curling her gray hair behind her ear.Â
   âI bet you do, sweetheart.â
   Zion leaned his head close, smirking. âI donât.â
   He pat his boyâs head, eyes crinkling with fatherly amusement. It was his turn to look up, his smile dropping when he saw the knowing looks on his brothersâ faces.
âShut it.âÂ
   Hunter glanced down when Kai shuffled around on his lap. His adiâka glanced up at him with tired eyes before looking back at the fire, sighing gently. Glancing toward Echo and Wrecker, Hunter nudged his chin towards the three eldest kids and said, âThey should head back now before it gets too late and cold for s'mores. The littles have to check out soon.âÂ
   Wrecker nodded. Cupping his mouth, he sucked a big breath in and shouted, âTROOPERS! BACK TO BASE IN 3âŠ2âŠ1-â
 Quinn came sprinting out of the shadows only to slide across the log and crash into Echoâs side. His father exhaled a sharp breath just to be hit again when Sky did the same thing, sliding and barrelling straight into Echo. They giggled when he rubbed his sides with a wince.
   Olive approached a bit later with her arms full of blankets. She handed them out to Crosshair and the twins, Hunter, then for herself and Wrecker when Tech and the others denied her offer. Throwing the sheet over her head, she snuggled into Wreckerâs side and smiled happily when he threw an arm over her shoulders, pulling her in close.Â
   Echo extended an arm behind him, grabbing the bag of sâmores ingredients and campfire sticks. They were tossed around one by one and by the end of the dispersion, each older child had a marshmallow hanging over the fire. Kai wanted to try it himself but he didnât like having to blow out his flaming marshmallow, so with his blanket in hand, he wandered over to Olive and climbed in his cousinâs lap. She accepted him with a grin, whispering jokes in his ear as she roasted both of their marshmallows.Â
   Hunter and Wrecker watched them with a smile, catching a bit of Omega within Oliveâs caring nature. Hunterâs heart clenched a bit at the fact that she wasnât there but he couldnât blame her. Omega had her own life to live, bouncing from planet to planet in her new starship. While they were hunkered down with the littles, she was off exploring and trekking the vast stretches of space.
   As he thought of her, he heard a little gray-haired mini come wandering up to him. Little hands climbed and kicked as Zion sat up on the log by Hunterâs side, resting his head against his baâvoduâs shoulder. Hunter opened his blanket up, allowing the boy to dive under with a giggle. He glanced at Crosshair who watched them with an arched brow, the two sharing an amused smile.Â
   âI donât understand how youâre his favorite.âÂ
   Hunter smirked, tapping his temple. âIntuition. At least we know he doesnât have your brain.âÂ
   Crosshair rolled his eyes, causing Zoya to giggle. âVery funny.âÂ
   Echoâs twins were energetic as they roasted their marshmallows until they were black. Quinn waved his marshmallow back and forth through the flame while Sky continuously kept pulling it out and inspecting it. The lumps were charred by the time both boys lowered their marshmallows on their crackers, grinning when their hands were covered in a goopy mess.Â
   âThis is so yummy, dad,â Quinn groaned, holding up his burnt abomination. âWanna bite?âÂ
   Echo grimaced, shaking his head. âNo, Iâm okay, bud.âÂ
   "Please?âÂ
   Sighing, Echo gave in with a reluctant nod. He opened his mouth for Quinn to raise the sâmore to his lips. When he bit down, Quinn began laughing at the look on Echoâs face. Soot coated his tongue as he chewed, shaking his head.Â
   âYou burnt it.âÂ
   âDuh, thatâs the best part.âÂ
   Sky pulled out his marshmallow and made his little sandwich before taking a bite. He smiled, glancing at Echo with hopeful eyes as he held his own sâmore out. Echo obliged, knowing he couldnât say no. While the sâmore was good, his lack of love for sweets won him over. He swallowed thickly and shivered, making both boys laugh.Â
   Without a want or need to make sâmores, Tech continued cradling little Lyra, swaying her from side to side. He lifted his head, watching his brothers and his nephews and nieces, and came up with an idea.Â
   âWrecker,â he called the storyteller, causing him and Olive to both look up at the same time. âWhy donât you tell them a story? Our first night is coming to an end and it would be best if the children had something to relax them before bed.âÂ
   âOh-oh-oh!â Quinn jumped up, pretending to swing a sword. âTell us about that Wookie jedi you guys took to Kashyyyk!âÂ
   âNo-o-o-o,â Sky sourly sang, reaching over to tug his brother back down onto the log. He turned to Crosshair and gave him a devious grin. âUncle Cross, tell that story about Uncle Cody and the mission you guys went on together when you were impies!âÂ
   Crosshair scrunched his nose in distaste. âYouâre the only one who likes those stories, sky.âÂ
   âCause theyâre cool!âÂ
   Olive nudged her dadâs side, causing him to look down at her and the boy in her lap. âWhat about the time when you had to fight baby Rancor? Or that story about that really creepy monster ship you were on when Auntie Omega was little?âÂ
   Zoya whimpered, curling into Crosshairâs side. He frowned, lovingly cupping her cheek when she shivered. âThatâs a scary story, Olive," she murmured. "I donât like it.âÂ
   Olive smiled. âThen weâll pick another one, bean.â
   Kai shifted on her lap and looked up, cupping his mouth as he whispered in Oliveâs ear. Her eyes brightened and she looked from Hunter to Echo. âKai wants to hear the story about how you all saved Uncle Echo.âÂ
   Zion gasped and sat up in excitement, glancing from Hunter to his father with a grin. Crosshair shrugged a shoulder, offering a small smile when his son jumped down and ran up to him, climbing onto his lap. Zoya instantly followed, seating herself on the other leg. As they snuggled into him and got comfortable, Kai went back to Hunter and held his hands up, gesturing to be picked up. Hunter obliged and brought the boy on his lap, letting Kaiâs little arms wrap around his waist while he pressed his cheek to Hunterâs chest.Â
   Gently rocking Lyra from side to side, Tech held the baby in a careful hold and smiled when Sky leaned closer towards him, gazing down at Lyra with stars in his eyes. With a soft finger, Sky poked Lyraâs nose and giggled when she smiled in her sleep. Quinn leaned against Echoâs side, holding his fatherâs scomp arm in his lap as he absentmindedly scraped away the smudges of dust that stained the metal. Echo kissed his hairline before turning towards his brothers, shrugging, âFine with me.âÂ
   The flickering flames of the campfire danced and swayed in the gentle breeze. The logs crackled and popped, sending showers of sparks up into the sky like tiny shooting stars. The warm glow of the fire cast shadows on the faces of the people gathered around it, their expressions illuminated in the orange light.
   Wrecker grinned and scooted closer to the edge of the log, his arm squishing Olive into his side. Zoya and Zion both listened with smiles as they rested against Crosshairâs chest. Hiding under Hunterâs blanket, Kai removed his headphones to hear the story and the crackle of burning wood. Techâs little Lyra continued sleeping, causing her father to smile at her peaceful state. Echo, Quinn, and Sky shared smiles when their arms tightened around their father's waist â they all had very special reasons to love this story.Â
   Clearing his throat, Wrecker held his arm out in a wide gesture and began his narration in a deep voice.Â
    âIt started on Yalbec Prime when we got a comm from your Uncle CodyâŠâ
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dad!batch taglist â i'm tagging you lovelies to this request because it's a longer work, unlike the past little drabbles
Some days, I'm convinced I never should have had kids. I am not even remotely qualified to raise them without causing irreparable damage to their psyches.
I am so incredibly broken, physically, mentally, and emotionally. Try as I might, it feels like all I'm doing is fucking them up the way my parents fucked up me.
And that, in the end, they'll end up going no contact with me, because I damaged them so bad, as I had to with my parents. And they'd ve able to live happier, more peaceful lives without the mes that I am involved.
How would Touya-nii and the reader act if they had to take care of a child (let's imagine it is the child of a friend of theirs?)
HAHAHAHA good question anon!!! to be honest with you, i can't see them ever agreeing to take care of a child no matter whose it is; touya would pull out every excuse under the sun to get out of babysitting someone's kid, whether it be fuyumi's or natsuo's or a friend's. BUT!!!
BUT for argument's sake let's say he was somehow roped into it (and it would be him being roped into it; he wouldn't ever allow reader to take a child from one of her friends lmao i mean, what friends?), he'd be absolutely horrid at it. he's super awkward around kids, doesn't exactly know how to properly communicate with them and has no desire to learn to do so. the thought of being responsible for a child gives him wicked anxiety, and as such he'd just be extremely distant and unhelpful. this would essentially leave reader on her own, frantic and frightened as she tries in vain to entertain and care for this child (girl can barely take care of herself, now completely and entirely reliant on touya, how on earth could she be expected to take care of a child :o ). there would be a lot of tears on both sides. the experience would only reinforce their notions about how much they don't ever want to have children hehehe
and, at the end of the whole ordeal, when the parent arrives to fetch their bawling child and scolds touya for being such a negligent babysitter, he'd just shrug a shoulder with one of those infuriating lopsided smirks painted across his twitching lips, nonchalantly raising an eyebrow and loosely crossing his arms over his chest as he complacently responds with well, i told you not to leave them with me; this is all your fault
reviewerâs note: iâve not read much for jily in the past, but here we go!
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i love the way you set this up as like, showing that sheâs more than just the baby sheâs carrying, describing her as a soldier was like ?? YES
Yes, Lily thought, seven precious months of sanity before ruining his life was a foolproof plan.
HAHA i laughed at the very idea
i am obsessed with arthur and molly so this whole idea of them insisting on feeding them is beyond amazing. also the description of the weasley home with all the kids is amazing, and the way lily thinks its going to be her future... weewoo
sirius with the kids đ„°
Yes, she thought, Jamesâ children would probably love him dearly. Heâd be an incredible father, the perfect combination of jokester and role model. On the other hand, she couldnât picture herself as a mother no matter how hard she tried.
this is so sweet and so sad at the same time... yet i feel like its a very common feeling among many new mothers and fathers to have this kind of comparison
MOLLY JUST KNOWING its so her and i love it. and this heart to heart molly and lily have â€đ„°
âNow, you listen to me,â said Mrs. Weasley soothingly, but with authority,
YES QUEEN
âI donât know if youâve noticed, dear, but no one is able to have much fun these days,â Mrs. Weasley smiled sadly, âitâs times like these that people realize the most important things in life. Love. Family. A purpose beyond yourself.â
THIS. LINE. âa purpose beyond yourselfâ that is simply astounding. and absolutely something she would say. i love this so much.
the great gum-hair incident of 1979
BRB IM HOWLING. this whole incident is hilarious
okay this was so cute!! iâve never really read for jily but this was adorable and im sure its very relatable for girls in her position. the motherly relationship with molly was too precious and the way everything was so encouraging for her to tell james... ugh this was so good!
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Youd be a great parent. Trust me, I know you dont even know what a good parent is, all you know that it /isnt/ what your parents are. And thats okay! Theres always websites and people who are willing to help you if you want to be a parent when you grow up.
But just. Look at me for a second. Youd be a fucking Wonderful parent okay? Just trust me, youre not like them! At all! They fucked you over, and you know everything a parent shouldnt do, thats why youd be a good parent. You know what a kid needs because youve been in a kids shoes before.
You know a kid needs love, attention, and praise. And of course the basic food and such. Youll be so much better than them, just trust me okay?
On the subject of parents, mine are a Snake Primary and the other Ă Badger Primary. I am definitely in my fatherâs close circle but he isnât a very good father, mostly emotionally neglectful and often making mean jokes. My mother is very invested in helping her friends and patients and community but she is pretty emotionally neglectful with me, sometimes emotionally abusive, and definitely doesnât extend the compassion she gives to others to me about anything. Iâm used to it but it still hurts.
I'm sorry to hear that dear. I've been thinking all week how to answer so sorry it's taken me a while to acknowledge.
Unfortunately while sorting can help us sometimes to figure out the context in which someone is acting or what their favorite tools are, it doesn't create a nice check list for predicting behavior in real life.
There's no easy system to puzzling through the human mind and heart
I can only tell you I do believe you, parents sorted into loyalist houses don't always make the best parents and I hope that you are someday offered a kinder and truer sort of loyalty, if that is what you desire. Whether through found family or friendships.
The kind of companionship and emotional intimacy that is worth the work it takes to maintain isn't always offered by a Snake or Badger who thinks Loyalty in and of itself is enough.
i donât talk much abt my platonic or mentor(?) f/oâs but i talked with odasaku last night!! and i just!! hes the most supportive dude,,,, dazai bringing up the subject of having a daughter made me think a lot about it and after talking with oda i decided that someday i might like to give it a try! And i already asked him if heâd be the godfather if i did give dazai a kid and he was SO excited đ„ș he offered to babysit any time!!! so maybe someday!!
chuu is super on board with it too so Iâm happy abt that đ„° prussia would be more of an uncle than a dad (and id have to make a no swords around the child rule) but theyâre all so supportive đ„ș so someday!! â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž