A QUICK LOOK AT SIMON'S BUTT đ SHADOWHUNTERS (1.05)

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A QUICK LOOK AT SIMON'S BUTT đ SHADOWHUNTERS (1.05)

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Making The List
(Advent Prompt: Naughty/Nice List | Silec | Teen ) (Read on AO3)
âSomeoneâs on the Naughty List this year,â Simon says, crossing his arms. âAnd not in the sexy way.â
Alec rolls his eyes as he looks up from the paperwork on his desk heâs filling out from todayâs patrols. âNeither of us celebrate Christmas, Simon,â he points out.
âWe also donât celebrate dinner time, apparently,â Simon counters.
Alec glances at the clock and curses. âShit. Sorry, Si. I meant to text you but I lost track of time.â
âThatâs not why Iâm upset. Youâre the only one of us who actually needs to eat, and youâre overworking yourself again,â Simon says, closing the door to Alecâs office before crossing the room to pull Alecâs chair back, away from his desk.
Itâs Simonâs tried-and-true work distraction technique, moving with practiced ease (and trying not to think of the first few failed attempts at this particular maneuver) to nudge both of Alecâs thighs together into the middle of the comfortably large chair, facing his boyfriend as he places his knees on either side of Alecâs legs and sits himself down onto Alecâs lap.
Alecâs arms instinctively wrap around Simonâs back as Simon says, unnecessarily at this point, âI think you need a break.â
Simon expects Alec to indulge him in a few leisurely kisses before shooing Simon away to finish whatever work is keeping him late, because thatâs what Alec always does.
Except not always, apparently. Alec must be way more stressed than Simon thinks because Alec immediately leans into the kiss, arching up against Simon, pulling him closer. When Simonâs lips move from Alecâs - tugging away with a gentle nip of his bottom lip - down his neck, Alec only tilts his head to the side to give Simon easier access to kiss along his deflect rune.
Well then.
âWe should really stop...â Simon points out reluctantly, remembering the whole point of this visit is to make sure his boyfriend doesnât starve himself. âDinner...â
âWhat if I want to work up an appetite first?â Alec asks, with an enticing roll of his hips that leaves Simon sucking in an instinctive breath, despite the fact that he doesnât need to breathe at all.
âLooks like someoneâs trying to move right past the Nice List to the other Naughty List,â Simon mutters against the side of Alecâs neck.
âNot if weâre both fully clothed in this chair,â Alec points out. âIâd move us, but Iâve been advised Iâm already overworked. Wouldnât want to put any more unnecessary strain on myself,â Alec adds, and Simon has to wonder when he got so goddamn sassy.
Then Simon realizes thatâs probably a tiny bit his fault for always caving when Alec gets like this, knowing full well heâs only encouraging the sass.
Simonâs off the chair a moment later, using his vampire strength to lift Alec easily despite their height difference. Moving swiftly with Alecâs legs wrapped around him Simon swiftly deposits his boyfriend onto the very convenient sofa across the room.
Stepping back with a quiet, considering hum, Simon surveys his boyfriend with a very thorough up-and-down glance.
âYes, definitely overworked. Letâs see what we can do about releasing that tension...â
Warming Up
Flufftober Day 18: Fireplace (Read on AO3)
The time away from the city is Simonâs idea - he and Alec both need a break, and getting to know someone in the constant chaos of their lives is nearly impossible. Their relationship is new and Alec has to admit that a little time away from the city to get to know each other better sounds like heaven.
Itâs early December with a chance of snow, and the remote cabin located by a beautiful lake in the woods a few hours outside of the city seems perfect.
And it is perfect - right up until Alce misjudges how thick the ice on the lake is and falls through, struggling in the icy water until Simon comes to his rescue.
âAre you alright?â Simon asks, his eyes wide with panic as he looks Alec up and down quickly. Theyâre both soaked, but Simon, being a vampire, doesnât seem bothered at all by the cold.
Alec nods - or does the best he can to try and nod, not that heâs certain Simon will be able to tell because his entire body is shaking along with his head. Heâs so cold, the chill going straight down to his bones, and the next thing Alec knows heâs in Simonâs arms being carried back to the cabin.
When they get back Alec feels in his pocket for his stele, but it isnât there. He mustâve lost it in the lake.
âShit,â he curses, speaking through chattering teeth. âI could really use a heat rune right now.â Heâs about to suggest they cut their losses and go back to the city when Simon turns to him with a concerned, but fond, expression.
âGuess Iâll just have to take care of you the mundane way,â Simon tells him.
The night-sky turned a cold, icy blue colour as the brim of a winter morning came. Simon looked at the water under the Brooklyn bridge. Sometimes, he wondered how people could forget how beautiful this city was. Maybe it was part of the way mundanes lived. Maybe not. He tried to blink away the thought, but it did not leave his mind. Of course. He was not a mundane any more, but he couldnât bear the idea of belittling them. It was more a Shadowhunter thing.
âThink you can jump from up high and land safely at the bottom, walk under the water to the shore and pull a Robert Pattinson?â
âI really shouldnât have told you about Twilight.â
Alec softly shook his head.
âThe movie was awful, but Raphaelâs reaction was priceless.â
âAnd yet, heâd seen it more times than Clary and I combined.â
ââMust suck.â
Simon turned around to look at him, a questioning look in his eyes.
âHaving people write books, make movies about your kind, and totally messing it up.â
âI donât think he minds. I mean, by now itâs probably a guilty pleasure or something.â
âAre we really having a conversation about Raphaelâs guilty pleasures right now?â
Simon burst into laughter. Alec smiled.
âI canât believe it. This is so...â
âInappropriate.â said a new voice. âAnd untrue.â
Alec didnât seem fazed but Simon jumped into his own skin.
âWhy did you do that?â
Raphael glared at him for five whole seconds.
Simon blinked, used to it.
âThe sun will soon be out. It is time for us to return to the Hotel, Simon.â
âYes, Mom...â Simon sighed dramatically. âSee Alec, this is why we canât have good things. Parents always going out of their way to get us back on track and feeling miserable. Well, I guess Iâll see you around at night, mister Shadowhunter.â
âThe way you said that, people will start thinking Iâm as nocturnal as the both of you.â
âIn a way, you are. Now, Simon, say goodbye to your friend and letâs go.â
Yo ADHD Simon and Autistic Alec as friends! They bond over over stimulation, executive dysfunctions, and the general daily struggle of why neurotypicals are so dismissive and rude to them. I just I love this hc, and I will probably write more about it but just know that I will be obsessed with this from now until who knows.

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Platonic Relationships - Simon Lewis + Alec Lightwood
In which Alec actively tries to understand the human (vampire?) disaster that is Simon Lewis, because every one else around him seems to semi enjoy his company (even Max, like wtf? When did that happen, like?). He learns that Simon is 100% that nerdy, but is also really sarcastic and doesnât take peopleâs shit, including Alecâs, which he can appreciate. Also he finally has someone who will play chess with him and not magic the pieces in different places when heâs not looking (Magnus: I enjoy youâre confused expressions, theyâre adorable. Alec: Lies, you just want to win. Magnus: Well, that too.) He brings him cool and interesting books (Ari and Dante was one of his favorites) and heâs not too bad. Really, he enjoys having someone other than Magnus and his siblings overly care about his well being and indulge him in his ever growing addiction to lattes at Starbucks. Not that heâll ever admit it, definitely not, nope, stop smiling Lewis.
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