questofnonsense

I’m not a hero, dad.

guy who is nocturnal.

guy who goes to bed at nine pm.

guy who is inexplicably literally always online.

Like Tim brings Bernard over for dinner one night to meet Bruce and he’s super nervous cause he knows Bernard is gonna say some conspiracy shit without even meaning to.

And he does.

Bernard begins on some wacky bullshit about the GCPD and the newspapers before catching himself.

Bruce doesn’t say anything just looks at Tim with a grin that only one of his family would be able to see. A grin of approval. And Tim is like “no fucking way”

Bruce immediately starts egging on Bernard. Subtly getting him to go on a conspiracy rant. His favorite is talking to Bernard about batfamily conspiracies.

Bernard: …so all the evidence is pointing to Batman running a cloning facility to create Robins. I first thought it might have been a secret orphanage but this seems far more likely.

Bruce: that makes sense I was actually thinking the same thing. The only thing I can’t figure out is where is he keeping this cloning facility? Is it in Gotham?

Bernard, vibrating with excitement: okay so-

It’s never in a mocking way, Bruce genuinely loves Bernard’s conspiracies. The two have talked for hours just about Gotham conspiracies.

I, a Damian apologist think that this little boy did nothing wrong and I am so sorry they made him insufferable in the latest comics. I am so sorry sweetie.

there’s even a psychologist term for it.