Nov 26, 2025
regulus: who do we know that has handcuffs?
barty: well, evan and i-
evan: *elbows barty*
barty: ...wouldn't know.
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regulus: who do we know that has handcuffs?
barty: well, evan and i-
evan: *elbows barty*
barty: ...wouldn't know.
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Sometimes, when Barty gets on his tiptoes to kiss Evan, Evan will get on his tiptoes too so Barty can't reach, just to fuck with him.
Well, it's been a long time since I've been here. But recently my obsession with these two has returned, so it's fair that I show you this little drawing I made of them.
Barty crouch jr using all the gay slurs to refer to Evan but never explaining that he himself is gay. Just confusing the fuck out of everyone because Evan smiles while Barty seemingly hatecrimes him daily.
"Then, using a jigsaw, he removed part of her skull"
I'M SORRY?!?
Maybe this is because I'm British but jigsaw = puzzle RIGHT?!?
He removed part of her skull with a puzzle????
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barty and evan would spend a whole day just playing video games on their couch and call it a date
Knife kink, my beloved.
If they're not an inch away from killing each other, is it even love?
evan: i met this guy on a dating app and asked for his last name. he sent it to me and went “doing a little background check? you might find out i’m a murderer, just ignore that” with a kissy wink emoji. alright so i thought: good sense of humour.
evan: i looked him up, he was a murderer.