#remile

(This is based solely on vibes and is coming from a massive multishipper whose favorite ships are Prinxiety, Anxceit, and Logince)

ANALOGICAL: A little fun fact, this was my favorite when I first joined the fandom, Anyways, y'all get coffee and pastries. Y'all seem like you would like something simple, cozy, and not overly flashy (just like the energy of this ship, it's very soft and sweet to me).

ANXCEIT: This chocolate dessert board. I don't know how to explain it but this feels like gossipy bitch food in the best way. It can be sweet, it can be bitter, and this looks like the type of platter you make your way through while bitching and moaning about your ex (I live for Anxceit as ex's, all of this is a compliment)

DUKECEIT: Spaghetti. It's nice looking and can be done up kind of fancy, which fits Janus's vibe, and it's kind of like worms which is perfect for Remus. It can also be used to initiate a kiss if you really want it to be (oh, and it can be eaten with a straw if you try or if you're Remus)

DUKEXIETY: Spider cookies. They look creepy crawly, but they're sweet! I feel like both Remus and Virgil would vibe with these silly little spiders (and also they give off Mr. Fuzzy vibes. Don't drop them)

INTRUALITY: This lil platter of Halloween candies. Kind of creepy looking but very sweet, which fits Remus and Patton's vibes respectively. Idk y'all seem like u would vibe with this. Spooky and sweet, y'know?

INTRULOGICAL: Sushi. This was a idea from a friend of mine who really likes this ship so I'm rolling with it. I see their vision. Personally I think Remus would enjoy eating raw fish and Logan would be trying to figure out why the raw fish is edible because there HAS to be a reason for this

LOCEIT: A fancy charcuterie board. Sophisticated, and pairs well with wine and philosophical discussion. I think this fits the vibes of this ship perfectly. Two wine moms talking shit with their mulled wine and charcuterie board

LOGICALITY: Blueberry muffins. A classic, not unlike this ship (is it still one of the most popular ones?? I remember it being super popular back in the day but I feel like Moceit and Intrulogical have knocked her down a few pegs). Sweet but not in a way Logan would complain about. This just felt right to me

LOGINCE: Hot wings. Y'all needed a spicy food I swear. These two argue to the point that there's no WAY whatever the fuck's going on between them ISN'T incredibly homosexual and loaded with sexual tension, so have some spice (I'm very normal about these guys I swear)

MOCEIT: An apple pie. Honestly I don't have a reason for this, it was just the first thing that came to mind when I thought of Moceit. It just gives off the vibe, y'know? This is my favorite Patton ship though and apple pie is my favorite pie so take this as a compliment even if I can't explain it

MOXIETY: A pancake platter. Homemade pancakes are a comfort food of mine, and I think y'all need some comfort and lots of hugs right now. There's also plenty of sweet toppings and I swear you guys are the sweetest ever so please treat yourselves

PRINXIETY: THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER. You get this chicken tender platter, because this is my favorite ship and chicken tenders are my favorite food (yes I'm playing favorites, sue me) (not fr I have no money)

REMILE: The iced rolls from Brave. They're a recreation of something from a cartoon which I know Emile would love, and they look like they'd pair really well with coffee for Remy. Also they're super cute and I think you can absolutely eat these with the girls and gossip (and ofc call people "slut" affectionately and "skank" as an insult)

REMROM: Roach toast. Bon appetit

ROCEIT: This absolutely over the top wedding cake. It's big, it's bold, it's dramatic, and I wouldn't dare give anything less to those of u who like a ship where the whole dynamic is dramatic gay bitchy pettiness

ROYALITY: This macaron platter. It's fun, sweet, and colorful and I think that matches the vibe very very well. Also because y'all deserve something nice with how things are going in canon

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As most of the fandom could agree, I could ship all these guys many different ways. All their different dynamics are so fun and different pairings could lead to so many different situations so here’s my opinions on them (Minus any of the poly ships bc that would take forever)! I’d love to hear yours as well :)

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⭐️In no particular order⭐️

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Prinxiety: A classic. Definitely the most popular ship for a reason. A lot of people dislike this ship for that sole reason but I think that there is so much gold in the abundance of content. Virgil embarrassed to admit he thinks Roman is incredibly hot and Roman embarrassed to admit he thinks Virgil is so cool, just what I need. Perfect for a good enemies to lovers story, a good prinxiety fic will always serve me right, those guys bickering and then end up kissing will never get old.

Logicality: This one is cute, but also kind of boring. I’ve definitely read some fantastic work with this pairing, but I wouldn’t go searching for them specifically. A background logicality is nice however and I love how soft and domestic they can be.

Dukeceit: They definitely give off partners in crime. I could see them working together in a good villain AU, in the canon verse, they really only understood eachother between AA and after they got accepted so they could have been in love hehe. They were both always there for each other, it could have led to something more, could not have, cute but not my favorite.

Logince: I am such a sucker for these two. This may be another enemies to lover situation, or they could be rivals or just two opposites who happen to admire the other. I love some good logince sexual tension hehe

Analogical: These guys are so cute. I love the idea that they can just be quiet together, no overstepping boundaries nothing crazy, just them two enjoying the company of each other. I also love the idea that Virgil finds so much comfort in Logan who eases his anxiety and how Virgil helps Logan communicate his feelings. So much cute artwork for them too :)

Royality: I’m just not really a fan of this pairing as a ship. I think that Patton and Roman could be like best friends who have sleepovers and watch fun movies together but nothing more. I can see why people like it though!

Intrulogical: I love anything intrulogical, I just feel like they can fully understand eachother. Logan doesn’t feel unsettled by Remus’s creepy nature because he doesn’t really like to “feel”. Logan can also tell Remus about any gruesome fact he wants to know and Remus just thinks he’s so hot for not being scared of him, but also they make each other soft by fully listening to one another when the other sides don’t. There are also so many AUs this ship could be cute in. They are so silly and I love all of the fanart of them.

Moxiety: This one’s just not for me really. I think that Virgil and Patton have a more father/son relationship over anything and I just fail to imagine and romantic feelings between the two. Even when reading about the pair in fics, I just couldn’t get behind it.

Loceit: Loceit is so classy and I love it. So many intricate stories could be written with them, so much beautiful artwork too. These guys can just be so sophisticated together, they could read and sip wine together and talk about so many intelligent topics together. I love a good Lociet story.

Intruality: Not my favorite, but I like it. Remus wants to corrupt Patton and Patton just wants to make sure Remus feels love and acceptance. I do really like all the fics where Patton takes care of Remus and he has to learn to accept it, it’s cute!

Rociet: Beautiful 10/10 ship, I’m a #1 Rociet enjoyer. These guys got all the romance, enough drama for the entire cast of characters, and so much angst, anything you could ever want. They are so dramatic, I’m in love with how this pairing can be written. They would talk through their angst and get over their hard feelings and then Roman would think that Janus’s scales are the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen and Janus would admire any work of art Created by Roman and they are so sickly sweet that you just have to scream or something. Send me all the Rociet material you got, I’ll love you for it.

Mociet: this one is really cute. They both want the same thing for Thomas but go about it in different ways, as well as they both want to protect all the other sides. They are giving mom and dad vibes and it’s so cute. They are so soft and they make me soft.

Dukexiety: I’m not really a fan of this one only because I feel like in the canon verse, Remus is everything Virgil is scared of, in a relationship he’d need someone who would be able to comfort him. I do however enjoy the platonic dynamic of Virgil treating Remus like his feral brother or something, like a conditional love that gets stretched reallllllllly far because Remus is just so fucking weird but he’s still family.

Anxceit: I’ve read too many fics where these two were in an abusive relationship and it kinda ruined it for me. I kind of prefer this pairing as a platonic relationship longing to be rekindled. But like also, they give off divorced lovers who still long for eachother .

Remrom: hell nah💀

Remile: (honorable mention) super cute, it’s such a fun surprise when you’re reading a human au fic and these two show up and they are always so cute and I love them so much.

✨ SANDERS SIDES BEWITCHED AU ✨

PLOT INFO:

Part Two of the Teenage Witch AU

Newlyweds Virgil and Roman Grimm have settled into a suburban neighborhood with friendly neighbors and a big secret to hide: Virgil is a witch

Virgil and Roman go on to have the usual experiences like decorating their new home, barbeques with the whole block, and tea socials for the stay-at-home spouses

But with the added bonus of magic spells going wrong, crazy relatives literally popping in, and eventually the pitter-patter of little witchy feet

Roman begins a career in advertisement and will often dramatically act out his pitches and Virgil is a stay-at-home-husband as it’s easier on his anxiety and he can keep a better eye on any magical mishaps

Virgil’s uncles Remy and Emile Grimm sometimes pop in to check on their nephew (especially Remy) and their son/Virgil’s cousin Janus travels a lot and can be mischievous when he visits

Roman’s twin brother Remus has married their mutual friend Logan Jones and he works as a wild fashion designer while Logan is a teacher

Another mutual friend, Patton Hart, goes into his family business of animal treats

In this AU we see more of the Grimm witchy clan and Roman had met them all at the wedding (the majority of them like Roman while others would have preferred for Virgil to marry another powerful witch in a ‘political marriage’ kind of way)