#readerpool

Wanda: then there will be someone left to—

Y/N-Pool runs in and calls for a…

Y/N: w-wait! Wait! Time!!

Y/N looks at Wanda…

Y/N: what the hell Marvel?! Why you gotta do my girl Wanda dirty like this?! She already went thru this arc in Wandavision!

Wanda:

Y/N: the only time I want the words “Wanda” and “dirty” in the same sentence is when—

Wanda flings Y/N-Pool clear of the base…

Y/N: what do you mean I can’t be part of the team?!

Clark: well it’s just—

Y/N: is it because I still have one parent? Oh yeah I notice how you are all orphans. I mean…Guy’s mom disowned him so—

Bruce: that’s not it at all. It’s because you kill people for money

Y/N: that’s…understandable. Maybe Suicide Squad will take me

Waller texts Y/N - “NO”…

Y/N: how did she know?

Clark:

Yelena: oh yes we are taking you with us. Baby can you hold him please?

Y/N-Pool struggles, holding two huskies…

Y/N: hands kinda full here, my Russian nesting doll

Yelena gives a “really” kind of look…

Y/N: (sighs) but I can hold a Guinea pig too

Y/N-Pool and Jennifer flirt over the dinner table…

Y/N: baby the things I would do to you

Jennifer: (purrs) I’m not sure the Disney Plus censors would allow it.

Y/N: they can if our show is on Hulu extension

Jennifer: wait d-did we just break the fourth wall…together?!

Y/N: where have you been all my life?!

The two kiss fervently and end up rolling on the table…

Jennifer; cut to the next day already!

Y/N: yeah! Give us that off-screen interlude!

Bob: I don’t know why we’re clapping but yeah! Go team!

Y/N-Pool slides up to him and wraps an arm around him…

Y/N: don’t ever change Bob. You beautiful golden labra-doodle of a man.

Bob: thanks?

Y/N: shawarma?

Bob: yeah I could eat.

Y/N: you know the Avengers invented shawarma

Padme: no we can’t! We can’t be together

Y/N; seriously? Saying that while wearing that? Girl you cray

Padme: I desire you Pool I do but—

Y/N: listen Black Swan, I’ll keep you safe. And the best part? I can’t die so I’ll keep you safe.

Y/N-Pool wraps an arm around her…

Y/N: now how about I show you a little bit of the dark side. Wink.

Y/N-Pool sees Padme in her battle outfit…

Y/N: (whistles) baby!

Padme: is that a Glock in your pocket?!

Y/N; no

Padme; what?!

Y/N: it’s two. The hidden one is yours later, baby.

Guy: name?

Y/N: (Y/N) (L/N) also known as Readerpool. I was not expecting to see you here Nathan Drake

Guy:

Kendra: powers?

Y/N: well gorgeous I have super healing, katanas, and these two SIG Sauer guns.

Kendra: kind of small guns wouldn’t you say?

Y/N: well small guns, but a bigger, thicker-

Guy: don’t finish that!

Y/N: I was gonna say HEART! Get your mind out of my pants, Richard Castle

Guy; don’t call us, we won’t call you

Kendra: (purrs) …I’ll call them

Clark: Pool, you gonna help?

Y/N-pool: This thing is tanking your hits, what the hell do you you expect me to do, scratch it with my bullets, file its nails?

Clark: Can't you call one of the girls to help?

Y/N-pool proceeds to go through his contract list of lovers (both heroes and villains) while muttering why each of them can't help until he calls Kendra who says she's already on the way.

Clark: Pool! Call in one of your girlfriends or something!

Y/N-Pool pulls out his phone…

Y/N: let’s see Raven…Diana…Eve…Sydney-no she dumped me…Kara…Koriand’r…Jessica Cruz…which one?

Clark: whoever can battle a Kaiju!!

Y/N: I got it! I’m calling—

Giganta jumps into the fray…

Clark: Giganta?!

Y/N: I got a thing for large women. Wink.