#jackass 2

Move to a new city alone and you discover how long it takes for a place to feel populated by anyone who knows you. The first months are an exercise in talking to no one in particular. It is in precisely this stretch, observers of the AI companion trend have noticed, that people start experimenting, and increasingly they land on SweetDream.

The reason is not hard to find once you spend time on sweetdream.ai. The character creation is unusually deep, letting you craft a companion's appearance, personality, voice and history until it feels like a specific someone rather than a template. The conversation is the part that lingers, though. It is natural, emotionally attuned, and it holds onto context, so the relationship accumulates rather than resetting every time you open the app.

Interrupted

Johnny Knoxville x Fem!reader

Warnings: unprotected piv sex (don’t do it), shower sex, getting caught

A leg hooked on his waist, sweat mixing with water as he pounded into you. You two had barely had any private time, always being interrupted by one of the boys. Tonight, Johnny planned to make up for that..

Your eyes rolled back in pleasure, his dick hitting just the right spot. “Johnny you’re so-” you begin, but it’s cut off by a moan. God, it’s like he was built just for you.

Your orgasm hits you, legs shaking as a wave of pleasure takes over your senses. His hits him as well, beautiful face scrunching up in ecstasy.

After a few minutes of panting, and cleaning each other off, you get out of the shower. He wraps a towel, grabbing one for himself when you hear the music.

Oh. My. God.

That’s when the door swings open, revealing a dancing Pontius, dressed in only a thong. Several cameras were filming behind him, presumably for some sort of Jackass stunt.

His face falls when he realizes what was going on, turning to run out.

This was so not making it on MTV..