#quick ben

"No idea," Cuttle replied. "But I'd guess we go left."

"Why?"

"No reason, except everyone who tried to get away from us was more or less heading that way."

"Good point, unless they were all headed out the back door." Fiddler wiped sweat from his eyes. Oh, this had been a nasty bloodletting, but he'd let his soldiers go, despite the disapproving looks from Quick Ben. Damned High Mage and his nose in the air – and where in Hood's name did all that magic come from? Quick had never showed anything like that before. Not even close.

He looked across at Hedge.

Same old Hedge. No older than the last time Fiddler had seen him. Gods, it doesn't feel real. He's back. Living, breathing, farting . . . He reached out and cuffed the man in the side of the head.

"Hey, what's that for?"

"No reason, but I'm sure I was owed doing that at least once."

"Who saved your skin in the desert? And under the city?"

"Some ghost up to no good," Fiddler replied.

"Hood, that white beard makes you look ancient, Fid, you know that?"

Oh, be quiet.

'Even easier,' Quick Ben replied, 'to make a hole in the ground.'

Kallor dropped from sight, the earth gone from beneath him. Armour clattered, followed by a bellow of rage.

Quick Ben and Kalam from the book series Malazan: Book of the Fallen. Started reading it last year after months of nagging from my bf. Holy shit it's good, very grateful for the nagging!

Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:

Quick Ben:

“Secretly 12 wizards in one, uses illusions to make himself seem more / less powerful, annoying jokes”

Erin Ruunaser:

"erin is pathetic and way too used to winning and that's why i think he should win again thanks for listening"

"erins not even the most pompous asshole in his own comic however i am obligated to vote for my boy, he is bisexual your honour"