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Propaganda as submitted by YOU, in initial entries, tags, and reblogs:
Merlin:
Beaten so far: 9-1-1, Dora the Explorer, The Get Down
"Is it a high quality show? No. Have I rewatched it more times than I can reasonably count? Oh yes."
"Merlin changed the game"
"The homoerotic tension is so high - there's so much chaos, just queer dumbasses being stupid"
"Arthur and Morgana were my bisexual awakening"
"What's more classic than ending your show with a fucking soul destroying episode in Christmas day?"
"nobody did it like this show did, imagine being a viewer and being shocked when [SPOILER] died, as if he didnt also die 1500 years ago, unmatched truly"
"the OG everyone is gay show"
"this show trends like 3x a year on this godforsaken site"
"this webbed site will not let Merlin die"
"The only show that has ever made me sob"
"if you don’t vote for Merlin are you even a real fuckin tumblrina"
Scooby Doo:
Beaten so far: Ted Lasso, Word Girl, Mob Psycho 100
"You know it, you love it, there are like 30 remakes, but the original is the best"
"The best found family"
"my gate way show into any ghost hunting/horror show"
"if scooby doo doesnt win i might vomit in all of your shoes"
"four kids and a dog fight ghosts and capitalism"
"don't let the polycule lose"
"those are my emotional support meddling kids and ill vote for them every time"
"and they would have gotten away with it too. if it werent for you meddling kids. and your DOG"
"Actual real-life wizard beats out any fantasy/literary/tv wizard"
"real life boots on the ground cop-fighting wizard"
"he fought the police while being knee deep in mud"
"i just learned about german mud wizard but i respect his field tactics"
"Mud wizard has field experience ... mud wizard is the one you need on a battlefield"
"I'm sure the other dude is very cool but throwing cops in the mud >>>>>>"
"some choad i've never heard of vs the funniest got damn video i've ever seen"
"my boy mud wizard getting the recognition he deserves. there is a mud wizard in all of us. and it says ACAB"
"absolutely german mud wizard its not even a question"
"German mud wizard uses his powers for good"
"Mud wizard is objectively cooler"
"Mud wizard takes direct action against cops. He's doing good old fashioned wizardry ... mud wizard embraces the chaos of magic"
“Outplayed cops with mud magic.”
Ms. Frizzle:
Vanquished (so far): Fujimoto, Peter Grant, Magneto, Gonzo the Great, Miracle Max, Merlin (Sword in the Stone)
"She's got the brains she's got the iconic outfits she's got the little cute familiar she's got the eccentric personality shes got the love"
"I must choose the woman who wholeheartedly embodies a wizard in every aspect of her life"
"The bus isn't even metal. It's some kind of organic life force. Which she created and maintains"
"I’m gonna go for the lady who owns a lizard and drives a living and rapidly transforming flesh bus thing."
"only a fool votes against Ms Frizzle"
"The frizz has the vibes and also i love her"
"i WILL die for her"
"She's magic. That's all I have to say."
"let my wonderful eccentric teacher wizard be the queen of these polls. so mote it be"
"She's the most wizardly woman with modern style that ive seen as of yet ... Miss. Frizzle is very obviously all about that sweet sweet pursuit of knowledge .. the very backbone of her use of magic is academia so she's very securely a wizard"
"ms frizzle my beloved my childhood crush the dream teacher"
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"Actual real-life wizard beats out any fantasy/literary/tv wizard"
"real life boots on the ground cop-fighting wizard"
"he fought the police while being knee deep in mud"
"i just learned about german mud wizard but i respect his field tactics"
"Mud wizard has field experience ... mud wizard is the one you need on a battlefield"
"I'm sure the other dude is very cool but throwing cops in the mud >>>>>>"
"some choad i've never heard of vs the funniest got damn video i've ever seen"
"my boy mud wizard getting the recognition he deserves. there is a mud wizard in all of us. and it says ACAB"
"absolutely german mud wizard its not even a question"
"German mud wizard uses his powers for good"
"Mud wizard is objectively cooler"
"Mud wizard takes direct action against cops. He's doing good old fashioned wizardry ... mud wizard embraces the chaos of magic"
“Outplayed cops with mud magic.”
Ms. Frizzle:
Vanquished (so far): Fujimoto, Peter Grant, Magneto, Gonzo the Great, Miracle Max, Merlin (Sword in the Stone)
"She's got the brains she's got the iconic outfits she's got the little cute familiar she's got the eccentric personality shes got the love"
"I must choose the woman who wholeheartedly embodies a wizard in every aspect of her life"
"The bus isn't even metal. It's some kind of organic life force. Which she created and maintains"
"I’m gonna go for the lady who owns a lizard and drives a living and rapidly transforming flesh bus thing."
"only a fool votes against Ms Frizzle"
"The frizz has the vibes and also i love her"
"i WILL die for her"
"She's magic. That's all I have to say."
"let my wonderful eccentric teacher wizard be the queen of these polls. so mote it be"
"She's the most wizardly woman with modern style that ive seen as of yet ... Miss. Frizzle is very obviously all about that sweet sweet pursuit of knowledge .. the very backbone of her use of magic is academia so she's very securely a wizard"
"ms frizzle my beloved my childhood crush the dream teacher"
Merlin (Sword in the Stone) vs. Ms. Frizzle (The Magic School Bus)
Merlin
Ms. Frizzle
Voting ended onMay 18, 2023
Propaganda under the break
Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:
Merlin:
Vanquished (so far): The Hobgoblin, J'zargo, Big Hat Logan, The Discworld Librarian, M. Rasmodius
"Merlin could and would trans your gender for you"
“He is the kookiest old bat. He's a time-travelling meddler. He's all those posts that say 'I'm going to give a medieval child doritos and see what happens.'"
"merlin cuz what a vibe"
"merlinsweep for a) merlin b) nostalgia. i have strong memories of watching this film as a kid. Also he does look like a stoner."
"This Merlin is me in 50 years"
"voted merlin for his tboy swag"
"I'm going to have to give it to Merlin based on old man energy"
"Sword in the stone merlin does not give a single shit. He should win"
"sword in stone merlin is an absolute riot and i need him to win this"
"MER-LIN! MER-LIN! Cheering for him like it's an arena"
"sword in the stone merlin is SUCH an icon"
"Merlin is like, THE shitty wizard"
"this is my merlin and I luff him"
Ms. Frizzle:
Vanquished (so far): Fujimoto, Peter Grant, Magneto, Gonzo the Great, Miracle Max
"She's got the brains she's got the iconic outfits she's got the little cute familiar she's got the eccentric personality shes got the love"
"I must choose the woman who wholeheartedly embodies a wizard in every aspect of her life"
"The bus isn't even metal. It's some kind of organic life force. Which she created and maintains"
"I’m gonna go for the lady who owns a lizard and drives a living and rapidly transforming flesh bus thing."
"only a fool votes against Ms Frizzle"
"The frizz has the vibes and also i love her"
"i WILL die for her"
"She's magic. That's all I have to say."
"let my wonderful eccentric teacher wizard be the queen of these polls. so mote it be"
"She's the most wizardly woman with modern style that ive seen as of yet ... Miss. Frizzle is very obviously all about that sweet sweet pursuit of knowledge .. the very backbone of her use of magic is academia so she's very securely a wizard"
"ms frizzle my beloved my childhood crush the dream teacher"
"Actual real-life wizard beats out any fantasy/literary/tv wizard"
"real life boots on the ground cop-fighting wizard"
"he fought the police while being knee deep in mud"
"i just learned about german mud wizard but i respect his field tactics"
"Mud wizard has field experience ... mud wizard is the one you need on a battlefield"
"I'm sure the other dude is very cool but throwing cops in the mud >>>>>>"
"some choad i've never heard of vs the funniest got damn video i've ever seen"
"my boy mud wizard getting the recognition he deserves. there is a mud wizard in all of us. and it says ACAB"
"absolutely german mud wizard its not even a question"
"German mud wizard uses his powers for good"
"Mud wizard is objectively cooler"
"Mud wizard takes direct action against cops. He's doing good old fashioned wizardry ... mud wizard embraces the chaos of magic"
“Outplayed cops with mud magic.”
Ged:
Vanquished (so far): Raistlin Majere, Marcia Overstrand, Magnus Bane, Carter Kane, Gandalf
"Ged is everything to me. not least the fact his first nickname is sparrowhawk and those are such cool birds"
"in the first book he was at the worlds edge minecraft style. he was fighting a deep dark evil at the world border in the middle of the SEA. That's a wizard!"
"[The first book] not only answered that question of how a wizard became powerful but also what that power means and what the consequences of having it, and the consequences of just existing as a person are. It’s about pride, and love, and responsibility, and about being young, and it’s fucking gorgeous."
"ged FUCKS (literally and figuratively)"
"Just to reiterate: he raised the dead in highschool, speaks dragon language, and fixed death"
"the only archmage who learnt that being a goatherd was undoubtedly superior."
"Btw can turn into a dragon. No biggie. In a world where any transformation is extremely high tier magic."
"His emotional arc of learning to accept his flaws and also to be more humble is just… so relatable"
"Vote for him. Vote for his big stick. Vote for his birds. Vote for his degree. Vote for his evil shadow self."
"This man is truly tapped into powers that are old and deep and dangerous. and he is also. crucially. just some guy"
"VOTE GED or your ass is getting stranded in the tombs"
"Ged didn't become archmage and then quit to go herd goats to lose a poll bracket"
"ged literally became archmage like acknowledged as the greatest mage in earthsea and decided to go live out his days herding goats."
Merlin (Sword in the Stone) vs. Ms. Frizzle (The Magic School Bus)
Merlin
Ms. Frizzle
Voting ended onMay 18, 2023
Propaganda under the break
Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:
Merlin:
Vanquished (so far): The Hobgoblin, J'zargo, Big Hat Logan, The Discworld Librarian, M. Rasmodius
"Merlin could and would trans your gender for you"
“He is the kookiest old bat. He's a time-travelling meddler. He's all those posts that say 'I'm going to give a medieval child doritos and see what happens.'"
"merlin cuz what a vibe"
"merlinsweep for a) merlin b) nostalgia. i have strong memories of watching this film as a kid. Also he does look like a stoner."
"This Merlin is me in 50 years"
"voted merlin for his tboy swag"
"I'm going to have to give it to Merlin based on old man energy"
"Sword in the stone merlin does not give a single shit. He should win"
"sword in stone merlin is an absolute riot and i need him to win this"
"MER-LIN! MER-LIN! Cheering for him like it's an arena"
"sword in the stone merlin is SUCH an icon"
"Merlin is like, THE shitty wizard"
"this is my merlin and I luff him"
Ms. Frizzle:
Vanquished (so far): Fujimoto, Peter Grant, Magneto, Gonzo the Great, Miracle Max
"She's got the brains she's got the iconic outfits she's got the little cute familiar she's got the eccentric personality shes got the love"
"I must choose the woman who wholeheartedly embodies a wizard in every aspect of her life"
"The bus isn't even metal. It's some kind of organic life force. Which she created and maintains"
"I’m gonna go for the lady who owns a lizard and drives a living and rapidly transforming flesh bus thing."
"only a fool votes against Ms Frizzle"
"The frizz has the vibes and also i love her"
"i WILL die for her"
"She's magic. That's all I have to say."
"let my wonderful eccentric teacher wizard be the queen of these polls. so mote it be"
"She's the most wizardly woman with modern style that ive seen as of yet ... Miss. Frizzle is very obviously all about that sweet sweet pursuit of knowledge .. the very backbone of her use of magic is academia so she's very securely a wizard"
"ms frizzle my beloved my childhood crush the dream teacher"
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"Actual real-life wizard beats out any fantasy/literary/tv wizard"
"real life boots on the ground cop-fighting wizard"
"he fought the police while being knee deep in mud"
"i just learned about german mud wizard but i respect his field tactics"
"Mud wizard has field experience ... mud wizard is the one you need on a battlefield"
"I'm sure the other dude is very cool but throwing cops in the mud >>>>>>"
"some choad i've never heard of vs the funniest got damn video i've ever seen"
"my boy mud wizard getting the recognition he deserves. there is a mud wizard in all of us. and it says ACAB"
"absolutely german mud wizard its not even a question"
"German mud wizard uses his powers for good"
"Mud wizard is objectively cooler"
"Mud wizard takes direct action against cops. He's doing good old fashioned wizardry ... mud wizard embraces the chaos of magic"
“Outplayed cops with mud magic.”
Ged:
Vanquished (so far): Raistlin Majere, Marcia Overstrand, Magnus Bane, Carter Kane, Gandalf
"Ged is everything to me. not least the fact his first nickname is sparrowhawk and those are such cool birds"
"in the first book he was at the worlds edge minecraft style. he was fighting a deep dark evil at the world border in the middle of the SEA. That's a wizard!"
"[The first book] not only answered that question of how a wizard became powerful but also what that power means and what the consequences of having it, and the consequences of just existing as a person are. It’s about pride, and love, and responsibility, and about being young, and it’s fucking gorgeous."
"ged FUCKS (literally and figuratively)"
"Just to reiterate: he raised the dead in highschool, speaks dragon language, and fixed death"
"the only archmage who learnt that being a goatherd was undoubtedly superior."
"Btw can turn into a dragon. No biggie. In a world where any transformation is extremely high tier magic."
"His emotional arc of learning to accept his flaws and also to be more humble is just… so relatable"
"Vote for him. Vote for his big stick. Vote for his birds. Vote for his degree. Vote for his evil shadow self."
"This man is truly tapped into powers that are old and deep and dangerous. and he is also. crucially. just some guy"
"VOTE GED or your ass is getting stranded in the tombs"
"Ged didn't become archmage and then quit to go herd goats to lose a poll bracket"
"ged literally became archmage like acknowledged as the greatest mage in earthsea and decided to go live out his days herding goats."
The German Mud Wizard: Initially submitted only 2 times, the German mud wizard/monk has become a surprise favorite to win the competition, defeating Critical Role's German dirt wizard Caleb Widogast by over 1,000 votes.
Ged: The only POC to make it to the final eight*, Ged has shown himself to be a strong competitor, with a consistent fanbase of voters whose enthusiastic support and propaganda have allowed him to topple Gandalf the Grey.
Merlin: Although there were 7 Merlins entered into the competition, Sword in the Stone Merlin is the last one standing. With his quirky outfits and modern humor, he defeated fan-favorites Big Hat Logan and M.Rasmodius, as well as the literary behemoth that is the Discworld fandom.
Ms. Frizzle: Although some voters initially argued that she should be in a witch bracket instead, Ms. Frizzle has proved herself a wizard with her academia-based magic, flashy outfits, and pursuit of knowledge, and remains the last woman in the competition*.
*Caveat: The German mud wizard's gender and race are unknown
Ms. Frizzle (The Magic School Bus) vs. Miracle Max (The Princess Bride)
Ms. Frizzle
Miracle Max
Voting ended onMay 11, 2023
PROPAGANDA UNDER THE BREAK
Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:
Ms. Frizzle:
Vanquished (so far): Fujimoto, Peter Grant, Magneto, Gonzo the Great
"She's got the brains she's got the iconic outfits she's got the little cute familiar she's got the eccentric personality shes got the love"
"I must choose the woman who wholeheartedly embodies a wizard in every aspect of her life"
"The bus isn't even metal. It's some kind of organic life force. Which she created and maintains"
"I’m gonna go for the lady who owns a lizard and drives a living and rapidly transforming flesh bus thing."
"only a fool votes against Ms Frizzle"
"The frizz has the vibes and also i love her"
"i WILL die for her"
"She's magic. That's all I have to say."
"let my wonderful eccentric teacher wizard be the queen of these polls. so mote it be"
"She's the most wizardly woman with modern style that ive seen as of yet ... Miss. Frizzle is very obviously all about that sweet sweet pursuit of knowledge .. the very backbone of her use of magic is academia so she's very securely a wizard"
"ms frizzle my beloved my childhood crush the dream teacher"
Miracle Max:
Vanquished (so far): Merlin (Emrys), Obi-Wan Kenobi, Dr. Facilier, Jareth
"Gandalf and Radagast had a child and that kid grew up to marry a witch/wife, raise the mostly dead, keep the change in the completly dead's pockets and help a pirate, a giant and a spanish to storm a castle. He covers his potions in chocolate so that they taste better and can't stand to hear the name of the white, spoiled, elitist, rich kid who fired him"
"billy crystal improvised his entire humperdinck off and had the time of his goddamn life"
"Miracle Max is an ICON"
"Max is also wacky and hilarious. Like can you really beat 'ah a witch! I'm not a witch! I'm yer WIFE!"
"He can raise the (mostly) dead"
"Miracle Max is ICONIC, he almost stopped production!"
"Cary Elwes (Westley) had to be replaced with a dummy so he would stop laughing in scenes!"
Merlin (Sword in the Stone) vs. M. Rasmodius (Stardew Valley)
Merlin
M. Rasmodius
Voting ended onMay 11, 2023
PROPAGANDA UNDER THE BREAK
Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:
Merlin:
Vanquished (so far): The Hobgoblin, J'zargo, Big Hat Logan, The Discworld Librarian
"This Merlin is me in 50 years"
"voted merlin for his tboy swag"
"Sword in the stone merlin does not give a single shit. He should win"
"sword in stone merlin is an absolute riot and i need him to win this"
“He is the kookiest old bat. He's a time-travelling meddler. He's all those posts that say "I'm going to give a medieval child doritos and see what happens."
"MER-LIN! MER-LIN! Cheering for him like it's an arena"
"sword in the stone merlin is SUCH an icon"
"Merlin is like, THE shitty wizard"
"this is my merlin and I luff him"
M. Rasmodius:
Vanquished (so far): Green Mage, Kouchou, Xanax, Vivi Ornitier
"u meet this man for the first time and he gives you mystery drugs that’s the most wizard behavior"
"rasmodius can trans your gender
"he has a badass monster-slaying daughter"
"He lives secluded in a tower making potions in a big as cauldron. Is untouchable (cannot romance)"
"rasmodius did my top surgery I could never not vote for him"
"he is PURPLE. he lives in a FOREST TOWER. he lets you talk to ADORABLE SPIRITS"
"If you don't vote for my purple divorced cowboy Wizard i will cry. He gives you drug soup and he stops a fight between two of your best supernatural friends."
"He gives the player forest drugs, lives in a badass fucking tower in the forest, and has purple hair. Peak wizard swag."
Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:
Ged:
Vanquished (so far): Raistlin Majere, Marcia Overstrand, Magnus Bane, Carter Kane
"Just to reiterate: he raised the dead in highschool, speaks dragon language, and fixed death"
"the only archmage who learnt that being a goatherd was undoubtedly superior."
"Btw can turn into a dragon. No biggie. In a world where any transformation is extremely high tier magic."
"His emotional arc of learning to accept his flaws and also to be more humble is just… so relatable"
"Vote for him. Vote for his big stick. Vote for his birds. Vote for his degree. Vote for his evil shadow self."
"This man is truly tapped into powers that are old and deep and dangerous. and he is also. crucially. just some guy"
"VOTE GED or your ass is getting stranded in the tombs"
"Ged didn't become archmage and then quit to go herd goats to lose a poll bracket"
"ged literally became archmage like acknowledged as the greatest mage in earthsea and decided to go live out his days herding goats."
Gandalf:
Vanquished (so far): Saruman, Tom Bombadil, Howl Pendragon
"Big naturals"
"gandalf is like. THE wizard"
"gandalf obviously. with AND without his huge naturals"
"gandalf sweep. he is the blueprint"
"My heart belongs to the grey wizard ... a wanderer who chooses to embrace the small things in life and who fights not because he seeks domination but to protect the selfsame small things
"When you hear wizard, there's an 85% chance you think of Gandalf"
"do it for them (gandalf’s tiddies)"
"cmon be honest u think wizard u think something gandalflike first"
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Ms. Frizzle (The Magic School Bus) vs. Miracle Max (The Princess Bride)
Ms. Frizzle
Miracle Max
Voting ended onMay 11, 2023
PROPAGANDA UNDER THE BREAK
Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:
Ms. Frizzle:
Vanquished (so far): Fujimoto, Peter Grant, Magneto, Gonzo the Great
"She's got the brains she's got the iconic outfits she's got the little cute familiar she's got the eccentric personality shes got the love"
"I must choose the woman who wholeheartedly embodies a wizard in every aspect of her life"
"The bus isn't even metal. It's some kind of organic life force. Which she created and maintains"
"I’m gonna go for the lady who owns a lizard and drives a living and rapidly transforming flesh bus thing."
"only a fool votes against Ms Frizzle"
"The frizz has the vibes and also i love her"
"i WILL die for her"
"She's magic. That's all I have to say."
"let my wonderful eccentric teacher wizard be the queen of these polls. so mote it be"
"She's the most wizardly woman with modern style that ive seen as of yet ... Miss. Frizzle is very obviously all about that sweet sweet pursuit of knowledge .. the very backbone of her use of magic is academia so she's very securely a wizard"
"ms frizzle my beloved my childhood crush the dream teacher"
Miracle Max:
Vanquished (so far): Merlin (Emrys), Obi-Wan Kenobi, Dr. Facilier, Jareth
"Gandalf and Radagast had a child and that kid grew up to marry a witch/wife, raise the mostly dead, keep the change in the completly dead's pockets and help a pirate, a giant and a spanish to storm a castle. He covers his potions in chocolate so that they taste better and can't stand to hear the name of the white, spoiled, elitist, rich kid who fired him"
"billy crystal improvised his entire humperdinck off and had the time of his goddamn life"
"Miracle Max is an ICON"
"Max is also wacky and hilarious. Like can you really beat 'ah a witch! I'm not a witch! I'm yer WIFE!"
"He can raise the (mostly) dead"
"Miracle Max is ICONIC, he almost stopped production!"
"Cary Elwes (Westley) had to be replaced with a dummy so he would stop laughing in scenes!"
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